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#1 Mainly Mattias

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 03:41 PM

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OK, I have a proposal.

You know how you're supposed to have multiple mid-life crises?

Well, I think one way to reduce the number of those is to segregate the happy people from us normal folk.

People who are getting by on a day to day basis can't be expected to flip the switch and be happy at weddings and parties, coo at babies and be fountains of money and presents for all of these present filled events!

Guess what? We're not happy for you people.
We don't want to buy gifts for you and your little craps.
We don't want to listen to stories or see photos of your little crap.
You are a responsibility and source of financial stress that we don't need.
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“Your journey has molded you for your greater good, and it was exactly what it needed to be. Don't think you've lost time. There is no short-cutting to life. It took each and every situation you have encountered to bring you to the now. And now is right on time.” ― Asha Tyson

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 04:07 PM

Woo! Sing it, soul sister.
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Posted 26 December 2012 - 04:17 PM

Agreed. I hate trying to be happy when I'm not.
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Posted 26 December 2012 - 04:31 PM

Or...just RSVP no to whatever it is that you've been invited to go to. It's a lot simpler than whatever this thread is about.
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Posted 26 December 2012 - 04:43 PM

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I love being happy! :) I feel great when I'm happy! :) I like pie! :) Life's good! :) Life's to short to be anything but happy! :)

Happy! :) Happy! :) Happy! :) Happy! :)

I'm so happy I could sing! :)

I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gaaaaaaay! And I feel sorry for any girl who isn't me todaaaaaay!!!

Edited by Gumballthechewy, 28 December 2012 - 01:51 PM.

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 04:53 PM

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 07:19 PM

Happiness is a warm bong.....;)
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Well I tell you what Heretic..if Tim Tebow becomes Terry Bradshaw I will shave off all my hair, convert to Christianity, go into the ministry and become a preacher.


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Posted 26 December 2012 - 07:47 PM

Happiness is a warm bong.....;)


Are... You real??
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#9 Mainly Mattias

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 12:46 AM

I love being happy! :) I feel great when I'm happy! :) I like pie! :) Life's good! :) Life's to short to be anything but happy! :)

Happy! :) Happy! :) Happy! :) Happy! :)

I'm so happy I could sing! :)

I'm feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gaaaaaaay! And I feel sorry for any girl who isn't me todaaaaaay!!!

heh. well, i didn't lol, but i did smirk. you did not disappoint this time gum.
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Posted 27 December 2012 - 01:02 AM

I work in the hospitality industry.

Happiness is a mask like any other.
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Posted 27 December 2012 - 01:00 AM

Double your fun with doublemint post

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#12 Mainly Mattias

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 01:27 AM

I work in the hospitality industry.

Happiness is a mask like any other.

Meh. I know that people who are in customer service are wearing masks.

It's the people who are actually happy that make my eye twitch. Worse, if all they've had is an easy, cushy, nice, happy life.
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Posted 27 December 2012 - 01:11 PM

heh. well, i didn't lol, but i did smirk. you did not disappoint this time gum.


I can only try. :)
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Posted 27 December 2012 - 06:46 PM

Are... You real??


I dunno man...am I real? Is anyone real? Or are we all figments of each other's imaginations?
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Well I tell you what Heretic..if Tim Tebow becomes Terry Bradshaw I will shave off all my hair, convert to Christianity, go into the ministry and become a preacher.


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Posted 27 December 2012 - 06:59 PM

I dunno man...am I real? Is anyone real? Or are we all figments of each other's imaginations?


I thought you where a dream within a dream of my boss daughters boyfriends cousin!
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Posted 27 December 2012 - 07:01 PM

I thought you where a dream within a dream of my boss daughters boyfriends cousin!


To be fair..we're all communicating electronically...anonymously...so I'm not sure "real" covers it...I think we're all "virtual" to everyone else until there is a personal meeting....
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Well I tell you what Heretic..if Tim Tebow becomes Terry Bradshaw I will shave off all my hair, convert to Christianity, go into the ministry and become a preacher.


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Posted 27 December 2012 - 08:50 PM

To be fair..we're all communicating electronically...anonymously...so I'm not sure "real" covers it...I think we're all "virtual" to everyone else until there is a personal meeting....


You'll always be a dream to me! :)
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#18 Mainly Mattias

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Posted 28 December 2012 - 12:07 AM

To be fair..we're all communicating electronically...anonymously...so I'm not sure "real" covers it...I think we're all "virtual" to everyone else until there is a personal meeting....


If we all met one another, i think we'd all be posting in the "Things you were just better off not knowing" thread.
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Posted 28 December 2012 - 02:39 AM

heh. well, i didn't lol, but i did smirk. you did not disappoint this time gum.


gum never disappoints lol
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Posted 28 December 2012 - 01:31 PM

gum never disappoints lol


That's not what the ladies say... :(
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Posted 29 December 2012 - 04:19 AM

I've gotten pretty good at pretending I'm happy, though I agree it does get tiring.
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#22 Mainly Mattias

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Posted 30 December 2012 - 04:30 AM

I've gotten pretty good at pretending I'm happy, though I agree it does get tiring.

+1 no doubt
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Posted 30 December 2012 - 06:00 PM

That's not what the ladies say... :(


That's because there are no ladies on the Internet.
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Posted 30 December 2012 - 06:19 PM

That's because there are no ladies on the Internet.


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Posted 31 December 2012 - 03:29 AM

I work in the hospitality industry.

Happiness is a mask like any other.


Amen to that!!!
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