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All of the happy people.. just stay over there *points towards the cliff*

Mainly Mattias

By Mainly Mattias
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OK, I have a proposal.

You know how you're supposed to have multiple mid-life crises?

Well, I think one way to reduce the number of those is to segregate the happy people from us normal folk.

People who are getting by on a day to day basis can't be expected to flip the switch and be happy at weddings and parties, coo at babies and be fountains of money and presents for all of these present filled events!

Guess what? We're not happy for you people.

We don't want to buy gifts for you and your little craps.

We don't want to listen to stories or see photos of your little crap.

You are a responsibility and source of financial stress that we don't need.

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I love being happy! :) I feel great when I'm happy! :) I like pie! :) Life's good! :) Life's to short to be anything but happy! :)

Happy! :) Happy! :) Happy! :) Happy! :)

I'm so happy I could sing! :)

I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gaaaaaaay! And I feel sorry for any girl who isn't me todaaaaaay!!!

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Guest Gumballthechewy

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To be fair..we're all communicating electronically...anonymously...so I'm not sure "real" covers it...I think we're all "virtual" to everyone else until there is a personal meeting....

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