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#1 G-52

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 03:42 PM

Now that ES's essentially posted the same amount of times this season as he did last, I thought I'd have a look at the numbers to see how exactly he's "developing" (generous term).

WARNING: this ain't pretty

2011-12: 45 GP, 1 Good one, 458 Poor ones , -427, 459 SOG, 753 PIM

2012-13: 65 GP, 0 G, 18 P, -1652, 1212 SOG, 1756 PIM

By my calculations, this amounts to the following data comparatives:
  • 60% year-over-year reduction in brain cells
  • 31% year-over-year reduction in post quality
  • 18% year-over-year reduction in SOG - THANK GOD ITS LESS
  • 90% year-over-year increase in PIMs.
And, to be honest, the two things that are of the most concern to me are the decline in Brain cells and the increase in idiocy. There's really no explanation for how stupid he is. And this SOG figure is even inflated, as ES did have 14 SOG last night, bringing up his average significantly.

And while it's nice that he does seem willing to throw the body, at times, and drop the gloves, at times, I really hope that we didn't trade a useful forum member for a bottom-six goon that will be lucky to get 1 goal per year in hopefully limited minutes. I'm beginning to wonder if ES has a bit of "Bettman" in him; capable of so much, too stupid to realize it and in the penalty box way, way too much.

Let's not forget that ES' hand was held by his mom in the off-season to try and get his training habits in shape (not a good sign), and even went on to be a healthy scratch in 1 (or more, I'm not sure) game, also (clearly) not a good sign.

Who else is concerned? I know I am...

Edited by G-52, 31 December 2012 - 03:43 PM.

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#2 -Vintage Canuck-

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 03:43 PM

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 03:55 PM

This Thread > His Thread

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#4 nuck nit

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 04:04 PM

Must be a slow season,ah,no season.

Some of the posts are getting ri donk ulous and this one tops them all-for today.

#5 Ossi Vaananen

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 04:06 PM

This was well done. I won't be the one to report it, but you should be concerned about what qualifies as a personal attack on these boards. Anyways, +1.

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 04:07 PM

You accuse King of ES of trolling. What do you call this thread? Very immature. Why not disprove his point instead of attacking the person?

Clearly this is cyberbullying.
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Posted 31 December 2012 - 04:09 PM

You accuse King of ES of trolling. What do you call this thread? Very immature. Why not disprove his point instead of attacking the person?

Clearly this is cyberbullying.


You cant beat stupid, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 04:13 PM

That's why we have mods and that's why there are procedures in reporting posters to them. This just promotes hatred among us. We are all Canuck fans. We may have different views but I think we can constructively do things.
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Posted 31 December 2012 - 04:14 PM

That's why we have mods and that's why there are procedures in reporting posters to them. This just promotes hatred among us. We are all Canuck fans. We may have different views but I think we can constructively do things.


I do not believe for ONE second that ES is a Canucks fan.

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