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#61 Scott Hartnell's Mane

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:31 PM

What is your all time favorite joke?


An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting And laughing with glee..
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, ‘We’re not coming out until you leave!
The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.’
Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I’m here to feed the alligator.’
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:38 PM

What was your first paying job?
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:40 PM

What was your first paying job?


I tutored a senior girl in Physics in high school as a sophomore and she paid me but not with cash....First paying job with cash was probably when I worked for Blockbuster Video back when people still owned VCRs. lol
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:42 PM

Have you had a CDC account before?
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:45 PM

Have you had a CDC account before?


Yes.
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:46 PM

Yes.


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Anyways, What is the strangest food you have ever eaten?
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 06:27 PM

:ph34r:

Anyways, What is the strangest food you have ever eaten?


Fried locust and snake meat...not at the same time...
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:48 AM

Why not Zoidberg?
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 07:03 AM

Why not Zoidberg?


Dude I freakin' love Zoidberg. The "Taste of Freedom" episode was one of my favorites from that season...hahaha
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 04:48 PM

What is the single most intense moment you've ever experienced in your entire life.
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 05:01 PM

What is the single most intense moment you've ever experienced in your entire life.


Honestly...it was the night my ex-fiancee told me she might be pregnant...because I have to say this...there are probably a large group of men who are ready to handle that kind of responsibility...but I'm not one of them...
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 05:13 PM

I don't blame you man, nothing worse than having something sprung on you that you aren't ready for.

It says to ask (almost) anything, what would you consider off limits?

Edited by Gumballthechewy, 03 January 2013 - 05:15 PM.

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 05:15 PM

It says to ask (almost) anything, what would you consider off limits?


You won't get my real name, mailing address, cell phone number, social security number, checking account number, no "intimate" personal information, or ATM PIN number...I'm a trivia buff, to be honest with you..and I was hoping there'd be some Trivial Pursuit-like inquiries, possibly turning this into the "Useless Information" Thread.
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 05:23 PM

Well then!

What year did the Beatles first form?

What is the longest highway in the world?

What is the coldest desert on earth?

What is the tallest mountain in our solar system?

How old (approximately) is the oldest tree on earth.

Sorry, I'm really bored at the moment... :P
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 05:26 PM

Well then!

What year did the Beatles first form? 1960

What is the longest highway in the world? Highway 1 in Australia

What is the coldest desert on earth? Antarctic Desert

What is the tallest mountain in our solar system? Olympus Mons

How old (approximately) is the oldest tree on earth. 600?

Sorry, I'm really bored at the moment... :P


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Posted 03 January 2013 - 05:28 PM

You're good. :)
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 01:42 PM

Your disguise has not fooled me!

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 01:43 PM

why for the change of alias?
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 03:09 PM

Sarah Baartman.

Hot, or not?


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Posted 22 January 2013 - 03:16 PM

why for the change of alias?


I honestly cannot tell you. Haha. Pretty impulsive, I am...hmmm?
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 03:16 PM

Sarah Baartman.

Hot, or not?


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Hot.
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 04:14 AM

How did the cat get so fat ?
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 12:16 PM

Also, on a related note, how did the cat come back the very next day?
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 03:47 PM

Also, on a related note, how did the cat come back the very next day?


It found a Stargate, man.
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 03:53 PM

It found a Stargate, man.


That quite literally made me laugh out loud!
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 03:49 PM

So, are you still taking questions here?
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 04:02 PM

I am indeed
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 04:19 PM

What would be your ideal job?
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Posted 16 May 2013 - 04:24 PM

What would be your ideal job?


Either working on a grow farm for a dispensary in a legal state or as a film critic. Those are the only two things I really do a lot of any more...get blazed and watch movies. I'd ultimately have to say that my dream job would be to work alongside Dr Stephen Hawking as an assistant so I could absorb as much relevant and pertinent information about the universe as he sees it...he's one of my greatest heroes and his story is so inspiring to me, having lived for 40 years with Lou Gehrigs Disease..35 years longer than the doctors gave him. Failing that...Pete Townshend's guitar tech wouldn't be such a bad job either.

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 04:29 PM

Either working on a grow farm for a dispensary in a legal state or as a film critic.


Exactly the answer I was expecting :P
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