avelanch Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 list is going around, apparently credited to Jeff Foxworthy though I'm doubtful of that claim. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, You may live in Canada . If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada .. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canada . If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada . If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada . If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada . If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, You may live in Canada . If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, You may live in Canada . If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada . If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada . If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada . If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, You may live in Canada . If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- you're going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada . If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada . If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, You may live in Canada . If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, You may live in Canada . If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada . Link to comment
:D Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 If you could be dropped anywhere in the city and still know where the nearest Tim Hortons is... Link to comment
avelanch Posted January 4, 2013 Author Share Posted January 4, 2013 If you could be dropped anywhere in the city and still know where the nearest Tim Hortons is... Link to comment
Hugemanskost Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 When you walk down the sidewalk and the person approaching you says, "Hi", you may be in Canada. Link to comment
:D Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 If you accidently put some cash through the washing machine and all your shirts come back tie-dye... Link to comment
avelanch Posted January 4, 2013 Author Share Posted January 4, 2013 if watching Looney Tunes reminds you that you left some change on the counter.... Link to comment
Hugemanskost Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 I you wonder to yourself... "WTF is Canadian Bacon, anyways?", you may be in Canada. Link to comment
Bertuzzi Babe Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 You may be Canadian if you are fiercely proud of the NFB, even though you are probably only familiar with "The Log Driver's Waltz". (And you know all the words! ) Link to comment
Scott Hartnell's Mane Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Couldn't resist. No offense intended guys I love you all. Link to comment
avelanch Posted January 4, 2013 Author Share Posted January 4, 2013 You cheer whenever Canada is mentioned in any sort of media, even if it's disparaging. Link to comment
Buddhas Hand Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 If you are riding light dry snow on a regular basis , you may be in canada Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 There was a thing in the local newspaper in Christina Lake (and by newspaper I mean a two page pamphlet) and it... You know what, I'll just find it, take a picture and upload it. Very similar. Sorry it's blurry, the app I use to upload resizes photos and makes them smaller... Link to comment
Niloc009 Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 If you know more than 3 people who are hockey fans, you may live in Canada. Link to comment
hudson bay rules Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 If you know more than 3 people who are hockey fans, you may live in Canada. Link to comment
Mainly Mattias Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 hudson, why would anyone say 'off sides'? Link to comment
hudson bay rules Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 hudson, why would anyone say 'off sides'? Link to comment
avelanch Posted January 5, 2013 Author Share Posted January 5, 2013 Americans TOTALLY say off sides. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Americans TOTALLY say off sides. Link to comment
hudson bay rules Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Americans TOTALLY say off sides. Link to comment
Mainly Mattias Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 'merican fans/commentators. Football influence. just listen Link to comment
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