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The Ethics of Eating Non-Human Blueberries

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Okay guys seriously, who can eat this god awful food? Blueberries taste horrible. Every time I eat one, I gag. It's gritty, the skin is disgusting, and overall they're just horrible compared to other fruit you could be eating.

Like peaches, or limes.

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Blueberries are the best damn thing in the world. If you don't like it, you must be some kind of fruit.

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Obviously you are doing something wrong. Blueberries are fantastic. They don't have to be eaten straight up. You can use them as an ingredient in pancakes, which can be served with bacon. And bacon may be nature's most perfect food.

Basically, if blueberries are friends with bacon, then they are a friend of mine.

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Obviously you are doing something wrong. Blueberries are fantastic. They don't have to be eaten straight up. You can use them as an ingredient in pancakes, which can be served with bacon. And bacon may be nature's most perfect food.

Basically, if blueberries are friends with bacon, then they are a friend of mine.

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How can you kill all these innocent blueberries? I'm on a water only diet. Stop killing baby blueberry plants!

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That explains some of your recent posts. For your sake, I hope it's non-human water.

Not only do I kill many innocent blueberries, I keep several blueberry bushes captive and force them to produce more berries for me.

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You're a monster! That's like trying to contain a mighty river instead of harvesting it's nourishment.

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Guilty as charged.

I also have a plum tree and an apple tree. And for variety, my neighbourhood is loaded with Blackberry bushes.

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I really like banana bread, and I really like banana flavored pudding. Frozen banana's are great too, either plain or dipped in chocolate and coconut. Just not a fan of banana's in their mushy warm state.

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The only time bananas are good warm and mushy is when they're about to be turned into banana bread. Banana bread with raisins. Mmmm.

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