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#1 BananaMash

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:32 PM

Okay guys seriously, who can eat this god awful food? Blueberries taste horrible. Every time I eat one, I gag. It's gritty, the skin is disgusting, and overall they're just horrible compared to other fruit you could be eating.

Like peaches, or limes.

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:34 PM

Maybe it is just me but who eats limes???
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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:35 PM

Blueberries are the best damn thing in the world. If you don't like it, you must be some kind of fruit.

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:38 PM

Maybe it is just me but who eats limes???


I eat limes or lemons. I don't know, maybe to prevent scurvy?! The number one problem for people who explore new lands by taking boats between continents. It's a serious problem a long time ago, and I'll be darned if it gets me!

Blueberries are the best damn thing in the world. If you don't like it, you must be some kind of fruit.


Blueberries are gross. Accept my view or you are poop.

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:43 PM

Sorry Brah Blueberries rule and Banana's drool. :emot-parrot:

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:44 PM

Sorry Brah Blueberries rule and Banana's drool. :emot-parrot:


I don't really like Bananas either. :blush:

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:45 PM

Obviously you are doing something wrong. Blueberries are fantastic. They don't have to be eaten straight up. You can use them as an ingredient in pancakes, which can be served with bacon. And bacon may be nature's most perfect food.

Basically, if blueberries are friends with bacon, then they are a friend of mine.
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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:47 PM

Obviously you are doing something wrong. Blueberries are fantastic. They don't have to be eaten straight up. You can use them as an ingredient in pancakes, which can be served with bacon. And bacon may be nature's most perfect food.

Basically, if blueberries are friends with bacon, then they are a friend of mine.


How can you kill all these innocent blueberries? I'm on a water only diet. Stop killing baby blueberry plants!

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:49 PM

Sorry Brah Blueberries rule and Banana's drool. :emot-parrot:

I don't really like Bananas either. :blush:


:shock: Banana's are first-class.

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:51 PM

How can you kill all these innocent blueberries? I'm on a water only diet. Stop killing baby blueberry plants!


That explains some of your recent posts. For your sake, I hope it's non-human water.

Not only do I kill many innocent blueberries, I keep several blueberry bushes captive and force them to produce more berries for me.
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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:51 PM

:shock: Banana's are first-class.


I really like banana bread, and I really like banana flavored pudding. Frozen banana's are great too, either plain or dipped in chocolate and coconut. Just not a fan of banana's in their mushy warm state.

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:51 PM

That explains some of your recent posts. For your sake, I hope it's non-human water.

Not only do I kill many innocent blueberries, I keep several blueberry bushes captive and force them to produce more berries for me.


You're a monster! That's like trying to contain a mighty river instead of harvesting it's nourishment.

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:53 PM

:shock: Banana's are first-class.


Actually Banana's do rule too, one of natures perfect foods. Blueberries and banana's in yogurt Mmmmmm....

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:56 PM

You're a monster! That's like trying to contain a mighty river instead of harvesting it's nourishment.


Guilty as charged.

I also have a plum tree and an apple tree. And for variety, my neighbourhood is loaded with Blackberry bushes.
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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:59 PM

Guilty as charged.

I also have a plum tree and an apple tree. And for variety, my neighbourhood is loaded with Blackberry bushes.


It's okay to kill blackberries. They're delicious enough that I can justify it, same with plums and apples.

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 07:00 PM

I really like banana bread, and I really like banana flavored pudding. Frozen banana's are great too, either plain or dipped in chocolate and coconut. Just not a fan of banana's in their mushy warm state.


Thank you. Everyone always looks at me like I'm an alien for hating bananas.

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 07:01 PM

Thank you. Everyone always looks at me like I'm an alien for hating bananas.


They're good frozen man, but when they're warm and mushy and they have the stringiness after you peel it. :sick:

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 07:04 PM

Bananas > Other fruits

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 07:07 PM

They're good frozen man, but when they're warm and mushy and they have the stringiness after you peel it. :sick:


The only time bananas are good warm and mushy is when they're about to be turned into banana bread. Banana bread with raisins. Mmmm.

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 07:08 PM

The only time bananas are good warm and mushy is when they're about to be turned into banana bread. Banana bread with raisins. Mmmm.


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Posted 10 January 2013 - 07:15 PM

Banana bread with raisins. Mmmm.


Walnuts and chocolate chips...
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Posted 10 January 2013 - 09:44 PM

Okay guys seriously, who can eat this god awful food? Blueberries taste horrible. Every time I eat one, I gag. It's gritty, the skin is disgusting, and overall they're just horrible compared to other fruit you could be eating.

Like peaches, or limes.

you're eating foreign blueberries then, because homegrown ones are the tits.

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 09:45 PM

also, banana's in anything but banana bread/muffins ruin the food it's in. it's a scientific fact.

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 10:09 PM

It's okay to kill blackberries. They're delicious enough that I can justify it, same with plums and apples.


Also they're black.

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 10:10 PM

Also they're black.


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Posted 10 January 2013 - 10:10 PM

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 10:27 PM

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 10:42 PM

thank you BM. this thread has motivated me to go buy fruit tomorrow.
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Posted 10 January 2013 - 10:53 PM

Also they're black.

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Leave me alone, mini-mod.


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would have been more convincing if you didn't have the same sig as...... yourself.....

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 11:11 AM

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