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#1 nucklehead

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:30 PM

Immediately Banned in Nova Scotia

A six-month study by AgriSearch, an on-campus research arm of Dalhousie University, has shown that genetically modified (GM) cucumbers grown under license to Monsanto Inc. result in serious side effects including total groin hair loss and chafing in "sensitive areas", leading to the immediate and total ban of sales of all that company's crop and subsequent dill pickles.
The tracking study of 643 men and women in Nova Scotia came about after reports began to surface about bald field mice and the bald feral cats that ate them being discovered by farmers on acreages growing the new crop.


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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:33 PM

An interesting alternative to waxing?
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:34 PM

Those cukes definitely eliminate the need for manscaping........

Edited by Bertuzzi Babe, 14 January 2013 - 11:36 PM.

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:36 PM

An interesting alternative to waxing?


Except the chafing doesn't sound to pleasant.
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:40 PM

Except the chafing doesn't sound to pleasant.


True dat, pimpcurtly. Vaseline? KY? Crisco?
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:52 PM

just trying to make their cukes look bigger.
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:53 PM

That's quite the pickle.
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:54 PM

Those are my favorite cucumbers, this sucks.

My bush is robust.

this is not an issue.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 12:26 AM

No doubt the Brazilian Waxing/Laser industry will be against this, lol.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 12:57 AM

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 01:17 AM

It's about time those bastards became the defendants in some major lawsuits themselves.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 02:06 AM

Not all that amusing. Like cucumbers is the only thing to be worried about.


Monsanto (and friends) GM corn, for example, comprises well over 50% of all corn on the market in North America. Odds that consumption results in no deleterious effects whatsoever over the long haul? None!

The stuff is not fit for consumption and should be labeled in the same manner as cigarettes.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 08:18 AM

Would cut down on the pubic lice.
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#14 Bertuzzi Babe

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 08:32 AM

*Personal attack comment removed and reported*.


Meaning what, exactly? A sexist personal attack remark,...... how droll, how mature, how .......true to form. You do realize that the person/account who pulled the same crap last night is now suspended, don't you?

Edited by Bertuzzi Babe, 15 January 2013 - 08:41 AM.

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 08:32 AM

Not all that amusing. Like cucumbers is the only thing to be worried about.


Monsanto (and friends) GM corn, for example, comprises well over 50% of all corn on the market in North America. Odds that consumption results in no deleterious effects whatsoever over the long haul? None!

The stuff is not fit for consumption and should be labeled in the same manner as cigarettes.


It is a satirical piece.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 08:42 AM

Meaning what, exactly? A sexist personal attack remark,...... how droll, how mature, how .......true to form. You do realize that the person/account who pulled the same crap last night is now suspended, don't you?


Its a comment that was stated indirectly. Remarking all of us. "Your" in a plural form.

Not everything is about you. :rolleyes:
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 08:43 AM

Its a comment that was stated indirectly. Remarking all of us. "Your" in a plural form.

Not everything is about you. :rolleyes:


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Posted 15 January 2013 - 08:45 AM

no word on what happens to women because they have'nt found any that eat Cucumbers.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 08:45 AM

Its a comment that was stated indirectly. Remarking all of us. "Your" in a plural form.

Not everything is about you. :rolleyes:


Then perhaps use the collective version, which is "our"? .. English can be so imprecise ..
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 08:46 AM

Its a comment that was stated indirectly. Remarking all of us. "Your" in a plural form.

Not everything is about you. :rolleyes:


Uh huh........and there's oceanfront property for sale in Arizona. Seems your comment was seen for exactly what it was as it has been removed. Have a lovely day.

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 08:48 AM

Uh huh........and there's oceanfront property for sale in Arizona for sale.


Going Off topic here, its about cucumbers not "oceanfront" properties in Arizona.

You're acting childish, trying to provoke me I'm not falling for it..

Back onto topic.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 08:49 AM

Those are my favorite cucumbers, this sucks.

My bush is robust.

this is not an issue.


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Posted 15 January 2013 - 08:50 AM

Going Off topic here, its about cucumbers not "oceanfront" properties in Arizona.

You're acting childish, trying to provoke me I'm not falling for it..

Back onto topic.


Not at at all. But if it is so important to you to have the last word, carry on. Have a most lovely day now.
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 09:12 AM

Immediately Banned in Nova Scotia


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Is no one here familiar with satire?
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 10:37 AM

Is no one here familiar with satire?


So you're telling me that the Chinese aren't taking over my Timmies?
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 01:52 PM

So The Lapine is Canada's answer to The Onion?
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 01:57 PM

So The Lapine is Canada's answer to The Onion?

pretty much
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Posted 15 January 2013 - 02:16 PM

So you're telling me that the Chinese aren't taking over my Timmies?
http://www.thelapine.ca/canada


Yes and Mitt Romney didn't really buy 42 Taco Bell restaurants in an effort to woo Latino voters.

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 02:21 PM

Whew, thank jebus my dad grows a lush garden FULL of cukes (and mostly cukes.... :rolleyes:) every year. I get so many cucumbers, I've learned to incorporate them into just about anything.

EDIT: I though Monsanto had something to do with Mexico. Sadly mistaken.

Edited by MaximYapierre, 15 January 2013 - 02:21 PM.

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