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Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness


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Immediately Banned in Nova Scotia

A six-month study by AgriSearch, an on-campus research arm of Dalhousie University, has shown that genetically modified (GM) cucumbers grown under license to Monsanto Inc. result in serious side effects including total groin hair loss and chafing in "sensitive areas", leading to the immediate and total ban of sales of all that company's crop and subsequent dill pickles.

The tracking study of 643 men and women in Nova Scotia came about after reports began to surface about bald field mice and the bald feral cats that ate them being discovered by farmers on acreages growing the new crop.

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Not all that amusing. Like cucumbers is the only thing to be worried about.

Monsanto (and friends) GM corn, for example, comprises well over 50% of all corn on the market in North America. Odds that consumption results in no deleterious effects whatsoever over the long haul? None!

The stuff is not fit for consumption and should be labeled in the same manner as cigarettes.

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Not all that amusing. Like cucumbers is the only thing to be worried about.

Monsanto (and friends) GM corn, for example, comprises well over 50% of all corn on the market in North America. Odds that consumption results in no deleterious effects whatsoever over the long haul? None!

The stuff is not fit for consumption and should be labeled in the same manner as cigarettes.

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Meaning what, exactly? A sexist personal attack remark,...... how droll, how mature, how .......true to form. You do realize that the person/account who pulled the same crap last night is now suspended, don't you?

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