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#1 PowerIce

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 02:43 AM

So lately I've been seeing this next chick lately. Anyway's long story short, every time I kiss this girl I can't help but think bout her little mustache going on.

Is there anyway I can break this to her without hurting her feelings or anything... not really tryna kiss nobody who's sporting a mustache. And it's a bit bold, but not really. But I definitely notice it.

She's Spanish btw.
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Posted 19 January 2013 - 03:18 AM



No subtle way to bring this up. It's like telling someone they have a BO problem.

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 03:20 AM

My girlfriend's got it. There's absolutely nothing you can say.
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Posted 19 January 2013 - 03:21 AM

Is this her?
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Posted 19 January 2013 - 03:22 AM

Girls are all about vanity dawg, don't worry about telling her. Bring it up like: "so I saw this show on TV, on how having facial hair on women increases the probability of getting breast cancer". That will slowly sink in and she'll start thinking she'll get breast cancer if she doesn't shave the stache.

The question you have to ask yourself, is that Latino booty worth it?

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#6 PowerIce

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 03:41 AM

Girls are all about vanity dawg, don't worry about telling her. Bring it up like: "so I saw this show on TV, on how having facial hair on women increases the probability of getting breast cancer". That will slowly sink in and she'll start thinking she'll get breast cancer if she doesn't shave the stache.

The question you have to ask yourself, is that Latino booty worth it?

* note to mods, breast is a scientific term, like penis and vulva, in which someone should not receive warning points for using*


I should have thought of that one.. that convo will definitely not happen any time soon however.

Not so much the booty but that chest man. That's a chest for aaaages bro.
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Posted 19 January 2013 - 09:24 AM

Gotta schmooze your way into it. Sometime you just have to tell her.
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Posted 19 January 2013 - 09:26 AM

Why don't you ever kiss me?
>> I'm worried about the mustache tickling.
But you don't have a mustache.

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 09:39 AM

Januhairy? Maybe she's supporting a cause.

Tell her every time you remove upper lip hair a shelter kitty is saved.
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Posted 19 January 2013 - 09:43 AM

* note to mods, breast is a scientific term, like penis and vulva, in which someone should not receive warning points for using*



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Posted 19 January 2013 - 11:36 AM

clearly the only thing you can do is grow the most heinous facial hair possible, then when she says "shave that damn stache, it's ugly and it feels weird when we kiss", say nothing, just look at her until her words sink in

then dump her because facial hair is nasty lol
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Posted 19 January 2013 - 11:10 PM

clearly the only thing you can do is grow the most heinous facial hair possible, then when she says "shave that damn stache, it's ugly and it feels weird when we kiss", say nothing, just look at her until her words sink in

then dump her because facial hair is nasty lol


Nice and quick and subtle. :P
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Posted 20 January 2013 - 12:55 AM

Make up some stupid game where you pretend to be each other. She puts makeup on your face and then you shave her face. You wash off the makeup, but her mustache is gone.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 04:58 PM

Wax it while she's sleeping. She'll never even notice.
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Posted 20 January 2013 - 05:04 PM

Wax it while she's sleeping. She'll never even notice.


That's actually a very good plan man, I think I may snag that idea still.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 08:56 PM

Put yourself in the opposite position. If there were something about you that she didn't like, how would you want her to tell you? That might help you decide on the best way to approach it.
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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:33 PM

Pay a stranger money to break it to her.

She'll never have to know.
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Posted 21 January 2013 - 04:47 AM

Put yourself in the opposite position. If there were something about you that she didn't like, how would you want her to tell you? That might help you decide on the best way to approach it.


I'd definitely want her to just say it. But chicks are extra sensitive than guys, too much sometimes. But that's another topic, for another time. So I'd need another approach, or maybe it's purely impossible to confront this chick bout her hairy upper lip.

What would you do, if you had lip hair? Shave it or rock it?
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Posted 21 January 2013 - 09:02 PM

Pay a stranger money to break it to her.

She'll never have to know.


Hahaha awesome. The best thing is that it would work. She would probably be like "OMG that person just said I have a mustache. Do I actually have a mustache?" And then all you'll have to say is yes
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 12:51 AM

When shes asleep, rub some Nair on it.. Get the Baby oil version so its nice and smooth for you next time..

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 01:27 AM

That's a thing of beauty ^

Valentine's Day is like 3 weeks away right? Who doesn't like an early gift :lol:
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 01:31 AM

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Invest in one of these babies.
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 04:26 AM

Make it something special; grow one yourself.

"I like it when our mustaches touch."
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 04:58 PM

Make it something special; grow one yourself.

"I like it when our mustaches touch."


I have a real ugly, patchy one going. No joke.

Edit: beard that is, she has darker mustache hair than me............

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 06:36 PM

find out where she goes for waxing/tweezing, and buy her a full facial experience thing for valentines? If things go well she realizes big difference. If not, then at least your not dating chewie for a bit
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