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#1 CamTheCanuckFan

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 01:16 AM

hey guys i dont know if this is a thread or not. but i thought it was a good topic.

so post some of your funny high school stories

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#2 Nathan MacKinnon

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 01:23 AM

Toilet paper stuck to pants when walking out of the stall, then having girls see, take and post pictures on FB is always the number one thing that comes to my head when we talk about this topic
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Posted 21 January 2013 - 01:32 AM

2 stories spring to mind. Not so much because they're funny, but because they're just preposterous.

In Grade 12 we pushed a cafeteria table infront of the doorway and the principle somehow managed to relate the incident to the Holocaust.
And also in Grade 12, we threw water balloons at Grade 9s on a hot September day, got caught, and were confronted by the school liaison officer with threats of us being charged for assault.
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Posted 21 January 2013 - 01:33 AM

duhhhhh.. can't remember anything. too long ago.
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Posted 21 January 2013 - 01:39 AM

I had a full on fist fight with the principal and tossed her through a door.

Moral of the story is I kicked her arse.
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Posted 21 January 2013 - 01:48 AM

I had a full on fist fight with the principal and tossed her through a door.

Moral of the story is I kicked her arse.


Hah. I have a similar story, only it was completely different.

I managed to get into a fight with another student, who was roughly 3+ years older than me at the time and probably had a good foot on me. I, of course, was mostly just defending myself.

Anyway, skipping the details to get to the funny-ish part, the last I heard of the guy he ended up getting arrested for stealing out of a Salvation Army donations box. That's pretty much all I've got as far as funny goes.

Edited by One one two, 21 January 2013 - 01:49 AM.

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 01:52 AM

Hah. I have a similar story, only it was completely different.

I managed to get into a fight with another student, who was roughly 3+ years older than me at the time and probably had a good foot on me. I, of course, was mostly just defending myself.

Anyway, skipping the details to get to the funny-ish part, the last I heard of the guy he ended up getting arrested for stealing out of a Salvation Army donations box. That's pretty much all I've got as far as funny goes.


Moral of the story is you won at life.
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Posted 21 January 2013 - 01:58 AM

this one is funny and sad. one of my buddies, who thought very highly of himself, tried to ask out one of the "popular" girls in school. without knowing that me and another friend were witnessing from a balcony above! after he asked, and she denied and tried to walk by him. he then stepped in front of her and said "please?" with puppy dog eyes! she denies him of course. hahaha... awww so sad... but funny too. sad enough that to this day he doesn't know that we saw it all go down.
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Posted 21 January 2013 - 02:10 AM

Buddy pulled out a Banana flavored condom (bright yellow) and stretched it over his arm and yelled "I'm aquaman!"

Teacher was not impressed

Needless to say it was hilarious

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 02:16 AM

Got a bathroom shut down for a month using a chocolate bar and a urinal.
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Posted 21 January 2013 - 08:38 AM

in grade 12, we sat on one side of the stairs, and these grade 8/9 girls sat on the opposite side. I don't know how it started, but at lunch we'd occasionally have wars of tossing stuff over the stairs to hit each other. One day I decided to take a paper ball and cover it with the cheese from those small cracker and cheeze packs. Needless to say, after a very big shriek, they stopped.

also didn't happen at school, but seeing someone on the toilet on new years eve at midnight after drinking a couple litres of homemade wine, couldn't help but feel bad but also laugh
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Posted 21 January 2013 - 10:02 AM

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 02:29 PM

Long story short. Had some serious gas/farts one day. Stunk up the classroom, girlfriend dumped me. LOL
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Posted 21 January 2013 - 06:09 PM

Moral of the story is you won at life.


Moral of the story is I got my arse kicked.
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 12:25 AM

some very entertaining stories so far. im looking forward to more
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 01:56 AM

Not really funny, but I peer tutored this woodwork class full of retarded grade 9's, and I would always bring a 8 pack of budweiser every friday we had the class. The teacher and I would always sit in the back room crushing beers with me hearing about how much he hated his wife.

Miss those days
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 02:22 AM

We had a cafeteria that doubled as a theatre with a stage for the drama classes to put on plays, with a catwalk running around it above for lighting. One of the ongoing games was to sneak up there during lunch, so much so that the school had a senior whose duty it was to catch kids up there.

So one day 4 or 5 of us get up there and spend awhile running around in the dark hiding with the senior hunting us. Eventually we all sneak back down, return to the lunch table and are laughing about our exploits when someone asks "Wait, where's Henry?" As he asks that, a chunk of ceiling and a shoe land on our table, we look up to see a leg sticking through the ceiling thrashing around. That was Henry, who was caught and suspended for 3 days.
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 04:21 AM

Walking behind random person as we both head outside, and as soon as he steps out the door he gets crapped on by a bird. I snorted but put on a straight face when he turned around and gave me a glare. Yeahhhhhhh...
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 03:01 AM

I got suspended a week before summer vacation in grade 8 for "bullying," got to start my summer of with a bang haha. Umm a bunch of girls got into trouble for posting a teachers arse on fb and I had commented on it and he had seen everything we all said. It was awkward going his class for awhile. Thought I was cool for drinking at school and not getting busted during our last week of school lol.
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 03:30 PM

Got caught chewing gun in class and when asked if I brought enough for the whole class I said, Hell yeah I did!, and passed the pack of gum around to everybody.

Also I would delete the system32 folder from every computer I ever used at school.
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 05:58 PM

Got caught chewing gun in class and when asked if I brought enough for the whole class I said, Hell yeah I did!, and passed the pack of gum around to everybody.

Also I would delete the system32 folder from every computer I ever used at school.

the second reminds me of when I was in grade 9 I found a computer that was logged in before class, made a whole whack of my breifcase folders on the desktop, and changed all the alert and deleted system sounds to something really annoying. Then changed computers, and when class started it took the schools tech person like 10-20minutes to delete them all and try and figure out why the computers sounds were so out of whack. Turned out to be a pretty unproductive class because of it
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 06:13 PM

Got caught chewing gun in class and when asked if I brought enough for the whole class I said, Hell yeah I did!, and passed the pack of gum around to everybody.

Also I would delete the system32 folder from every computer I ever used at school.

the second reminds me of when I was in grade 9 I found a computer that was logged in before class, made a whole whack of my breifcase folders on the desktop, and changed all the alert and deleted system sounds to something really annoying. Then changed computers, and when class started it took the schools tech person like 10-20minutes to delete them all and try and figure out why the computers sounds were so out of whack. Turned out to be a pretty unproductive class because of it

you're such bad, bad boys. *slaps ruler on hand*
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 07:26 PM

you're such bad, bad boys. *slaps ruler on hand*


No one ever suspected me...
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Posted 23 January 2013 - 07:29 PM

The first semester of grade 12 I took a drafting class, the grades 9-12 were all taught in that class, and I'd taken it in 11 also. So we were doing the "advanced work" as 2nd year students in it. Essentially, me and my buddy were the only two 2nd year students, there were only three grade 12's in the class.

We did our two projects and proceeded to spend the rest of the year hitting other students with paper cones, blaring some stupid song through the main speakers whenever the teacher left, and sitting around and making fun of everybody with the teacher because he adored us. I also seem to remember skipping a week of his class in a row, and I told him when I got back "I just didn't feel like going" he marked down that I brought in a note. Great teacher, lol.

University it lame, I wish I could just take high school drafting my whole life. lol.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 09:33 PM

^lol
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 11:04 PM

Grade 12. Some guy (no one knows who did it to this day) takes a dump in a garbage can and leaves the it in the middle of the hallway. Everyone leaves their classrooms in the middle of class and start taking pictures.

Grad prank, water fight in the school. Poor grade 9 girl gets caught in the crossfire, slips, and breaks her arm. Not funny, but..HAHA who am I kidding, that was freaking hilarious at the time.

Intro to Computer Applications class when we were all immature in grade 9. The entire year was comprised of us just running around trying to turn each other's computers off. That was my "physical education" class for that year.

Grade 12 again, English class. Throwing eraser bits at each other EVERY SINGLE CLASS. The subtlety of it made it so fun. Ahhhh, and the hot substitute English teacher that took over for the last 3 months in grade 11...those were good times. Funny when kids from other classes would try and hit on her in the middle of class.

Screw university, I want to go back to high school...

Edited by KoreanHockeyFan, 25 January 2013 - 11:10 PM.

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#27 CamTheCanuckFan

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 11:57 PM

^ One of my favourites so far
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Posted 26 January 2013 - 01:45 AM

Grade 10, had a teacher who's first name was "Barry". A couple of my friends invented a little "game", so to speak, that caught on with the class quickly. At our school, we had about 20 minutes during third period where we were meant to read. Anything we wanted, but had to read quietly for 20 minutes. This teacher was persistent about reading, and always read from a giant University physics textbook.

One person would start the game by coughing. They would then tap their foot. Another person would follow (at random) and say "Barry" as loud or as quiet as possible (as long as the teach could hear it) and this would make the teacher look up. If he didn't catch you, you tap your foot twice and another person would go. It only ever went 3-4 rounds before someone would get caught. The person who did get caught was dubbed "balled" for the whole class, and became the subject of spitballs. By the end of the semester, the entire class got in on it and this poor girl was pelted with spitballs for almost 40 minutes.

Of course, "Barry" wasn't an idiot - many detentions, trips to the principal, and even a suspension were handed out. But the game was an absolute hit in his class.
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Posted 26 January 2013 - 01:48 AM

One LAST one. I can't believe I forgot this one.

One of my friends had this unbelievable prank (well not unbelievable, but it was still funny) that he would do every month or so.

Our library was known for its cranky and mean librarians so dead silence was a must. But, to lighten up the mood my friend would look for people who left their computers on to go look for books and such. While they were doing that, my friend would get on those temporarily vacant computers, quickly bypass the school firewall, max out the volume, go to Youtube, play Rammstein music full blast, turn off the monitor, and nonchalantly leave the library.

The librarians were so pissed :lol:

They could never find the suspect and it would always take at least 5 mins to find the computer that was chanting "DU HAST!"

Edited by KoreanHockeyFan, 26 January 2013 - 01:50 AM.

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 01:59 AM

When I was a senior, my best friends little brother was a freshman. So, our school still had Freshie Week, generally tuned down a bit, nothing horrible but a way for upper classmen and freshmen to bond. Anyways, this dude is huge, like, at 14 he was 6'2, 220 lbs, and you know the kind I'm talking about. Not muscular, not fat, just a giant human. Anyways, I bought him, and on several occasions I rode on his back to class.

Anyways, the last day of Freshman Week, I saw him in the halls, and leaped up on his back, yelling 'carry me, slave' and smacked my head on the latches that hold school doors open. You know, the ones in the middle? They're just a metal box with edges. Edges that cut. Deep.

You know what bleeds a lot when you cut it? YOUR HEAD. It squirted and was running down my face, we're talking Ric Flair blading in his prime all messed up on God knows that, dripping off the end of my nose, required 6 stiches kind of blade job. It was... it was Goddamn everywhere.

It wasn't my proudest moment.

I also broke 2 ribs doing a stagedive on the final night of our school's production of Alice In Wonderland. I was the White Knight[1], and to show my ineptitude, I fell off my horse. And missed my landing mat. By like 3 feet. The show went on.

All of my best stories have to do with injuries.



[1] - before anyone mentions that the White Knight wasn't in Alice In Wonderland, for the purposes of this play, Through The Looking Glass had several scenes incorporated in, for length, and whatnot
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