Funny High School Stories

[Argon]

Got caught chewing gun in class and when asked if I brought enough for the whole class I said, Hell yeah I did!, and passed the pack of gum around to everybody.

Also I would delete the system32 folder from every computer I ever used at school.

[Mainly Mattias]

Got caught chewing gun in class and when asked if I brought enough for the whole class I said, Hell yeah I did!, and passed the pack of gum around to everybody.

Also I would delete the system32 folder from every computer I ever used at school.

[Guest Gumballthechewy]

you're such bad, bad boys. *slaps ruler on hand*

[BananaMash]

The first semester of grade 12 I took a drafting class, the grades 9-12 were all taught in that class, and I'd taken it in 11 also. So we were doing the "advanced work" as 2nd year students in it. Essentially, me and my buddy were the only two 2nd year students, there were only three grade 12's in the class.

We did our two projects and proceeded to spend the rest of the year hitting other students with paper cones, blaring some stupid song through the main speakers whenever the teacher left, and sitting around and making fun of everybody with the teacher because he adored us. I also seem to remember skipping a week of his class in a row, and I told him when I got back "I just didn't feel like going" he marked down that I brought in a note. Great teacher, lol.

University it lame, I wish I could just take high school drafting my whole life. lol.

[CamTheCanuckFan]

^lol

[KoreanHockeyFan]

Grade 12. Some guy (no one knows who did it to this day) takes a dump in a garbage can and leaves the it in the middle of the hallway. Everyone leaves their classrooms in the middle of class and start taking pictures.

Grad prank, water fight in the school. Poor grade 9 girl gets caught in the crossfire, slips, and breaks her arm. Not funny, but..HAHA who am I kidding, that was freaking hilarious at the time.

Intro to Computer Applications class when we were all immature in grade 9. The entire year was comprised of us just running around trying to turn each other's computers off. That was my "physical education" class for that year.

Grade 12 again, English class. Throwing eraser bits at each other EVERY SINGLE CLASS. The subtlety of it made it so fun. Ahhhh, and the hot substitute English teacher that took over for the last 3 months in grade 11...those were good times. Funny when kids from other classes would try and hit on her in the middle of class.

Screw university, I want to go back to high school...

[CamTheCanuckFan]

^ One of my favourites so far

[SkeeterHansen]

Grade 10, had a teacher who's first name was "Barry". A couple of my friends invented a little "game", so to speak, that caught on with the class quickly. At our school, we had about 20 minutes during third period where we were meant to read. Anything we wanted, but had to read quietly for 20 minutes. This teacher was persistent about reading, and always read from a giant University physics textbook.

One person would start the game by coughing. They would then tap their foot. Another person would follow (at random) and say "Barry" as loud or as quiet as possible (as long as the teach could hear it) and this would make the teacher look up. If he didn't catch you, you tap your foot twice and another person would go. It only ever went 3-4 rounds before someone would get caught. The person who did get caught was dubbed "balled" for the whole class, and became the subject of spitballs. By the end of the semester, the entire class got in on it and this poor girl was pelted with spitballs for almost 40 minutes.

Of course, "Barry" wasn't an idiot - many detentions, trips to the principal, and even a suspension were handed out. But the game was an absolute hit in his class.

[KoreanHockeyFan]

One LAST one. I can't believe I forgot this one.

One of my friends had this unbelievable prank (well not unbelievable, but it was still funny) that he would do every month or so.

Our library was known for its cranky and mean librarians so dead silence was a must. But, to lighten up the mood my friend would look for people who left their computers on to go look for books and such. While they were doing that, my friend would get on those temporarily vacant computers, quickly bypass the school firewall, max out the volume, go to Youtube, play Rammstein music full blast, turn off the monitor, and nonchalantly leave the library.

The librarians were so pissed

They could never find the suspect and it would always take at least 5 mins to find the computer that was chanting "DU HAST!"

[coleman26]

When I was a senior, my best friends little brother was a freshman. So, our school still had Freshie Week, generally tuned down a bit, nothing horrible but a way for upper classmen and freshmen to bond. Anyways, this dude is huge, like, at 14 he was 6'2, 220 lbs, and you know the kind I'm talking about. Not muscular, not fat, just a giant human. Anyways, I bought him, and on several occasions I rode on his back to class.

Anyways, the last day of Freshman Week, I saw him in the halls, and leaped up on his back, yelling 'carry me, slave' and smacked my head on the latches that hold school doors open. You know, the ones in the middle? They're just a metal box with edges. Edges that cut. Deep.

You know what bleeds a lot when you cut it? YOUR HEAD. It squirted and was running down my face, we're talking Ric Flair blading in his prime all messed up on God knows that, dripping off the end of my nose, required 6 stiches kind of blade job. It was... it was Goddamn everywhere.

It wasn't my proudest moment.

I also broke 2 ribs doing a stagedive on the final night of our school's production of Alice In Wonderland. I was the White Knight^[1], and to show my ineptitude, I fell off my horse. And missed my landing mat. By like 3 feet. The show went on.

All of my best stories have to do with injuries.

[1] - before anyone mentions that the White Knight wasn't in Alice In Wonderland, for the purposes of this play, Through The Looking Glass had several scenes incorporated in, for length, and whatnot

[SkeeterHansen]

When I was a senior, my best friends little brother was a freshman. So, our school still had Freshie Week, generally tuned down a bit, nothing horrible but a way for upper classmen and freshmen to bond. Anyways, this dude is huge, like, at 14 he was 6'2, 220 lbs, and you know the kind I'm talking about. Not muscular, not fat, just a giant human. Anyways, I bought him, and on several occasions I rode on his back to class.

Anyways, the last day of Freshman Week, I saw him in the halls, and leaped up on his back, yelling 'carry me, slave' and smacked my head on the latches that hold school doors open. You know, the ones in the middle? They're just a metal box with edges. Edges that cut. Deep.

You know what bleeds a lot when you cut it? YOUR HEAD. It squirted and was running down my face, we're talking Ric Flair blading in his prime all messed up on God knows that, dripping off the end of my nose, required 6 stiches kind of blade job. It was... it was Goddamn everywhere.

It wasn't my proudest moment.

I also broke 2 ribs doing a stagedive on the final night of our school's production of Alice In Wonderland. I was the White Knight^[1], and to show my ineptitude, I fell off my horse. And missed my landing mat. By like 3 feet. The show went on.

All of my best stories have to do with injuries.

[1] - before anyone mentions that the White Knight wasn't in Alice In Wonderland, for the purposes of this play, Through The Looking Glass had several scenes incorporated in, for length, and whatnot

[coleman26]

I HOPE YOUR FACE MELTS OFF

[Crom!]

In grade 11 math my good pal was standing next to the teacher, getting help. My other good pal walks up behind him and pulls down his pants. Unfortunately his boxers came down with his pants.

So the teacher is sitting there at his desk with my buds D in his face. The teacher was so embarrassed that all he did was say "Chucha hombre" (He's spanish) and pretended like it never happened, never once punishing anyone for it.

Another time the guy who was pants-ed and I covered our prude principle ladies office skylight with pornography.

[Argon]

in grade 10 science, was sitting with a couple people whod later be my friends, and though they were known to be pranksters at times, one guy in particular would always be a smartass all the time. And his favourite victom was this girl who sat in front of us, who he'd always call her by her full name, which annoyed the rap outta her. One day there was a homophobia awareness day or something, and people wouldn't talk for the day in support of it. And (fake name) Boe Lowes decided to be apart of it. And my friend all class was like "hey Bow Lowes, say something if your not gay!" "oh, looks like your of the homos Bow Lowes" "whatcha writin there Bow Lowes, a note to your gay lover?" just allll class. Just hilarious. Also in that class the teacher was sick a lot, so lots of substitutes. And one day, no joke at all, this guy named Michael Hunt subbed. Once I got it, hard not to laugh when someone used his first and last name when asking him a question. (if you don't understand, pm me haha)

one of the guys I met in that class had tourettes (twitches not swearing), and generally a pretty weird guy. Didn't witness it, but in grade 9 he wasn't allowed to go to the washroom one class, and to prove a point he peed his pants in front of everyone. He went home for the day after that hahah

[CamTheCanuckFan]

One LAST one. I can't believe I forgot this one.

One of my friends had this unbelievable prank (well not unbelievable, but it was still funny) that he would do every month or so.

Our library was known for its cranky and mean librarians so dead silence was a must. But, to lighten up the mood my friend would look for people who left their computers on to go look for books and such. While they were doing that, my friend would get on those temporarily vacant computers, quickly bypass the school firewall, max out the volume, go to Youtube, play Rammstein music full blast, turn off the monitor, and nonchalantly leave the library.

The librarians were so pissed

They could never find the suspect and it would always take at least 5 mins to find the computer that was chanting "DU HAST!"

[TrudeauVoter]

In english 9, had a substitute teacher for the class. So during the class, she left to go the washroom. Then some kid not in the class came in and was fooling around a fake cellphone with a few other guys. He then kicked the phone like a football punt and it shattered the lights on the ceiling

Rubble was on the floor, ppl in the class hid it in various places, and a girl decided to put a large piece on the teacher's desk....

[CamTheCanuckFan]

LMAO

[Ovech Trick]

oh man i just remembered this, my chemistry teach wasn't very good at technology and couldn't get his printer to work so he started to hit it. he finally called IT person to come help him and it got printed. then the next day i told my friend to do unplug his printer and no lie, my teacher picks up the printer, slams it on the ground and proceeds to kick it.

[CamTheCanuckFan]

oh man i just remembered this, my chemistry teach wasn't very good at technology and couldn't get his printer to work so he started to hit it. he finally called IT person to come help him and it got printed. then the next day i told my friend to do unplug his printer and no lie, my teacher picks up the printer, slams it on the ground and proceeds to kick it.

[thad]

I forgot we had to read our English speeches next class and I forgot and didn't write one so I whipped one up in 10 mins before the next class. I wrote it on working in the packaging department of the fudge factory. The entire class died laughing and I asked the teacher after the class what he thought "we'll ill admit that yeah it was kinda funny, Thad.. but you know your not supposed to write stuff like that. I'll just grade it on how well it was written"

Another time I was waiting for a ride after school and had just smoked one. I was waiting by these doors with some other kid who was a well known stoner at school, I wasn't really friends with him though. All the sudden the principal came out and said she could smell weed and asked us wich one of us it was, I didn't fess up because I knew she was totally going to think it was the hippy kid. So she tells us to wait there and she will be right back and leaves. The other kid starts freaking out saying he can't get caught again and asked me what he should do. I'm like "you better get outta here dude or u might be screwed" so the kid takes off running and the teacher finally comes back. She asks me where he went and I said "I dunno he freaked out and took off.. Guess you know who it was" lol