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#31 SkeeterHansen

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 02:03 AM

When I was a senior, my best friends little brother was a freshman. So, our school still had Freshie Week, generally tuned down a bit, nothing horrible but a way for upper classmen and freshmen to bond. Anyways, this dude is huge, like, at 14 he was 6'2, 220 lbs, and you know the kind I'm talking about. Not muscular, not fat, just a giant human. Anyways, I bought him, and on several occasions I rode on his back to class.

Anyways, the last day of Freshman Week, I saw him in the halls, and leaped up on his back, yelling 'carry me, slave' and smacked my head on the latches that hold school doors open. You know, the ones in the middle? They're just a metal box with edges. Edges that cut. Deep.

You know what bleeds a lot when you cut it? YOUR HEAD. It squirted and was running down my face, we're talking Ric Flair blading in his prime all messed up on God knows that, dripping off the end of my nose, required 6 stiches kind of blade job. It was... it was Goddamn everywhere.

It wasn't my proudest moment.

I also broke 2 ribs doing a stagedive on the final night of our school's production of Alice In Wonderland. I was the White Knight[1], and to show my ineptitude, I fell off my horse. And missed my landing mat. By like 3 feet. The show went on.

All of my best stories have to do with injuries.



[1] - before anyone mentions that the White Knight wasn't in Alice In Wonderland, for the purposes of this play, Through The Looking Glass had several scenes incorporated in, for length, and whatnot


The white knight wasn't in Alice and Wonderland.....


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#32 coleman26

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 02:23 AM

I HOPE YOUR FACE MELTS OFF
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#33 Crom!

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 05:29 AM

In grade 11 math my good pal was standing next to the teacher, getting help. My other good pal walks up behind him and pulls down his pants. Unfortunately his boxers came down with his pants.

So the teacher is sitting there at his desk with my buds D in his face. The teacher was so embarrassed that all he did was say "Chucha hombre" (He's spanish) and pretended like it never happened, never once punishing anyone for it.

Another time the guy who was pants-ed and I covered our prude principle ladies office skylight with pornography.
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Posted 26 January 2013 - 11:24 AM

in grade 10 science, was sitting with a couple people whod later be my friends, and though they were known to be pranksters at times, one guy in particular would always be a smartass all the time. And his favourite victom was this girl who sat in front of us, who he'd always call her by her full name, which annoyed the rap outta her. One day there was a homophobia awareness day or something, and people wouldn't talk for the day in support of it. And (fake name) Boe Lowes decided to be apart of it. And my friend all class was like "hey Bow Lowes, say something if your not gay!" "oh, looks like your of the homos Bow Lowes" "whatcha writin there Bow Lowes, a note to your gay lover?" just allll class. Just hilarious. Also in that class the teacher was sick a lot, so lots of substitutes. And one day, no joke at all, this guy named Michael Hunt subbed. Once I got it, hard not to laugh when someone used his first and last name when asking him a question. (if you don't understand, pm me haha)

one of the guys I met in that class had tourettes (twitches not swearing), and generally a pretty weird guy. Didn't witness it, but in grade 9 he wasn't allowed to go to the washroom one class, and to prove a point he peed his pants in front of everyone. He went home for the day after that hahah
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Yo Yo you cant see me anyway what i dont need to writing skills to act cool i got froobacks and steel chains to act cool i lead the new school. Iam untochable this wont be a fight ill walk away with your mic and make you suck your own tailpipe


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Posted 26 January 2013 - 06:46 PM

One LAST one. I can't believe I forgot this one.

One of my friends had this unbelievable prank (well not unbelievable, but it was still funny) that he would do every month or so.

Our library was known for its cranky and mean librarians so dead silence was a must. But, to lighten up the mood my friend would look for people who left their computers on to go look for books and such. While they were doing that, my friend would get on those temporarily vacant computers, quickly bypass the school firewall, max out the volume, go to Youtube, play Rammstein music full blast, turn off the monitor, and nonchalantly leave the library.

The librarians were so pissed :lol:

They could never find the suspect and it would always take at least 5 mins to find the computer that was chanting "DU HAST!"


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Posted 26 January 2013 - 07:48 PM

In english 9, had a substitute teacher for the class. So during the class, she left to go the washroom. Then some kid not in the class came in and was fooling around a fake cellphone with a few other guys. He then kicked the phone like a football punt and it shattered the lights on the ceiling :lol:

Rubble was on the floor, ppl in the class hid it in various places, and a girl decided to put a large piece on the teacher's desk.... :P

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 12:22 AM

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 08:28 AM

oh man i just remembered this, my chemistry teach wasn't very good at technology and couldn't get his printer to work so he started to hit it. he finally called IT person to come help him and it got printed. then the next day i told my friend to do unplug his printer and no lie, my teacher picks up the printer, slams it on the ground and proceeds to kick it.
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Posted 03 February 2013 - 10:45 AM

oh man i just remembered this, my chemistry teach wasn't very good at technology and couldn't get his printer to work so he started to hit it. he finally called IT person to come help him and it got printed. then the next day i told my friend to do unplug his printer and no lie, my teacher picks up the printer, slams it on the ground and proceeds to kick it.


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Posted 04 February 2013 - 07:32 PM

I forgot we had to read our English speeches next class and I forgot and didn't write one so I whipped one up in 10 mins before the next class. I wrote it on working in the packaging department of the fudge factory. The entire class died laughing and I asked the teacher after the class what he thought "we'll ill admit that yeah it was kinda funny, Thad.. but you know your not supposed to write stuff like that. I'll just grade it on how well it was written"

Another time I was waiting for a ride after school and had just smoked one. I was waiting by these doors with some other kid who was a well known stoner at school, I wasn't really friends with him though. All the sudden the principal came out and said she could smell weed and asked us wich one of us it was, I didn't fess up because I knew she was totally going to think it was the hippy kid. So she tells us to wait there and she will be right back and leaves. The other kid starts freaking out saying he can't get caught again and asked me what he should do. I'm like "you better get outta here dude or u might be screwed" so the kid takes off running and the teacher finally comes back. She asks me where he went and I said "I dunno he freaked out and took off.. Guess you know who it was" lol

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 07:41 PM

Beginning of the class one year a teacher asked if we have a short version of our names that we would prefer to be called. I asked her if she would call me skeletor and she said no. I asked why? Your willing to call David Dave, you should call me skeletor. She said like a smartass if I bring a note from my mom saying she has to call me skeletor she will.

Sure enough my mom thought it was funny and wrote the note and I was skeletor from then on in that class. I had another teacher or 2 that caught wind of it and started calling me it too for fun lol
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Posted 05 February 2013 - 10:33 AM

In grade 11 remedial English aka Communications our teacher asked us to bring in our favorite song with lyrics. I brought in Who Am I / What's My Name by Snoop Dogg. She liked me as a student so she recited it word for word except for the curses. She just said the first letter for each one. A spoken word version with a slow cadence, it was both hilarious and horrifying at the same time.

"She want the N with the biggest n's, and guess what?"

Also, we played Scrabble and I destroyed her, she had a Doctorate of Literature.
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Posted 06 February 2013 - 02:13 PM

In grade 8 our teacher got some form of treatable cancer and missed half a semester leaving us with some creepy Aussie guy. One day he tells us to read a novel so everyone grabs a novel and starts reading. 2 mins later he walks to the front with a piece of paper and candle turns out the lights the candle and reads the lyrics to Umberella by Rihanna staring at everyone for the whole class.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 09:57 AM

oh man i just remembered this, my chemistry teach wasn't very good at technology and couldn't get his printer to work so he started to hit it. he finally called IT person to come help him and it got printed. then the next day i told my friend to do unplug his printer and no lie, my teacher picks up the printer, slams it on the ground and proceeds to kick it.



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Posted 07 February 2013 - 01:26 PM

In grade 8 our teacher got some form of treatable cancer and missed half a semester leaving us with some creepy Aussie guy. One day he tells us to read a novel so everyone grabs a novel and starts reading. 2 mins later he walks to the front with a piece of paper and candle turns out the lights the candle and reads the lyrics to Umberella by Rihanna staring at everyone for the whole class.


In my middle school we had this awesome sub called mr james, and some idiot in class started shooting paper from rubber bands and he joined in. my brother also had him as a sub one time, and he said there was a fight in his class and laughed at the guy who lost.
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Posted 07 February 2013 - 02:56 PM

In grade 8 our teacher got some form of treatable cancer and missed half a semester leaving us with some creepy Aussie guy. One day he tells us to read a novel so everyone grabs a novel and starts reading. 2 mins later he walks to the front with a piece of paper and candle turns out the lights the candle and reads the lyrics to Umberella by Rihanna staring at everyone for the whole class.



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Posted 07 February 2013 - 05:24 PM

I won't post about any of the truly crazed stuff we did, but here's an innocent one:

Our info tech class had a sub one week who knew nothing about computers, we ended up enabling the Net Send function on the network, and anyone in the class could send a message to every other computer in the whole school. What ensued was the most immature and vulgar conversation I have ever witnessed.

Didn't take long for one of the math teachers to go down to the wiring closet and cut off our class from the network, too bad our info tech teacher had taught us all about the wiring closet, one person having to go to the 'bathroom' later and we were back, he was even smart enough to change the labels on the cat5's so we couldn't be unplugged a second time.

Next day I decided to up the ante, created a batch file that would Net Send a simple message and then repeat forever. They had so much fun with that one, every time they would reboot the network I would run the batch again. We all ended up in the gym for the rest of the week playing dodgeball, hahaha.
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Posted 12 February 2013 - 12:30 AM

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