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#1 Argon

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 07:01 PM

guy at my work is getting pranked pretty good right now by another coworker, among other things they've gone back and forth on, he's had his locker drilled, tapped, and bolted shut while he was working. Wondering what other pranks people have seen done, or done, or been the victom of haha
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 07:26 PM

-filled a coworkers office from floor to ceiling with balloons.
-removed all the keys in from the keyboard and replaced them in random order.
-mail his stationary to himself through internal mail
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 07:28 PM

So, you aren't 'this guy at your work' and you aren't looking for ideas to get them back, are you?

When I worked in a warehouse driving forklift, we often took showers after work to clean up before going home. One of the guys thought it'd be funny to sneak into the shower room with a bucket of cold water and toss it in on me, but it really wasn't very effective since I was standing underneath a shower head of hot water.

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 07:41 PM

1. Put plumbers grease on the ear part of a coworkers phone.
2. Dial his local.
3. Laugh
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 09:47 PM

OP have you watched The Office? :bigblush:
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 10:52 PM

Laugh all the way to the unemployment office
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 10:58 PM

So, you aren't 'this guy at your work' and you aren't looking for ideas to get them back, are you?

naw, it started as the cleaner guy being absent minded, and taking guys tools/brooms and forgetting them somewhere, and also leaving his jacket everywhere. Finally one guy started moving/hiding his jacket, and its started to escalate into pranks, with more people getting in on it against the cleaner. I've just been on the sidelines thuroughly enjoying it, but hey if something pops up on here is interesting, I may join in

also, I watched some early office, stopped liking it because it was just michael/carell being embarressingly unfunny. Jello stapler is awesome though. May think about that, but not a stapler haha
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 11:07 PM

Nothing crazy. At my old work place, I've hid one of my co-worker's chocolates when he left work for the day and we've blocked our boss's parking spot by building a snowman on it.
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Posted 29 January 2013 - 12:10 AM

my boss tried getting me one april fools. had one guy call in pretending to confess that he had killed his mother and didn't know what to do with the weapon. i had my suspicions considering the date but still had to cover my ass. i even emailed an old classmate who had experience with criminal law for advice. lol. good times.
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Posted 29 January 2013 - 08:52 AM

Do..........you...............sell..............hotdogs?





(sorry, but an explanation wouldn't work...............but damn did me and my buddy have fun with it)
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Posted 29 January 2013 - 11:21 AM

When we have a new employee start my favorite thing to do is ask them to call the Ministry of Forests and ask for Connie Fir. We also wrote on my bosses white board when he was on vaction "renew Viagra prescription" and had a bet on how long it would take him to notice.
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Posted 29 January 2013 - 01:24 PM

I worked at a gas station one summer back in the day. My friend who worked as the gas jockey came in one night just hammered. He filled a beer bottle full of gas and lit it on fire at the pumps. Needless to say I saved his ass and erased the video tape. What a dumbass.
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Posted 29 January 2013 - 04:13 PM

I worked at a gas station one summer back in the day. My friend who worked as the gas jockey came in one night just hammered. He filled a beer bottle full of gas and lit it on fire at the pumps. Needless to say I saved his ass and erased the video tape. What a dumbass.


Lucky to be alive, in all seriousness. What an idiot.
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Posted 29 January 2013 - 07:15 PM

Only works if you have access / password to a coworker's computer...

1 - create a new folder on the desktop and name it "[coworker's name]'s P0RN FILES"
2 - take screenshot
3 - delete folder
4 - set screenshot as desktop background

You can do the same thing just by taking the screenshot of their regular desktop, then moving all the icons off the desktop, and setting the screenshot as the background. Either way, they will spend much time clicking on the pictures of the icons wondering why nothing works - or frantically trying to get the p0rn folder off the desktop before the boss finds it...
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 07:30 PM

One of my old co-workers came to work to his desk raised up a few feet - almost to the ceiling.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 09:16 PM

put some tape over the laser under the mouse, see how long it takes to figure out the mouse ain't broken
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 10:06 PM

One of the smallest joys I had working at a terrible call center was coming in 10 minutes early and re-arranging the dozen tiny animal figurines on top of my cute co-workers computer. She always smiled, and I never took credit, because her boyfriend was an absolute monster.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:18 PM






Edited by GodzillaDeuce, 31 January 2013 - 11:19 PM.

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well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


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Posted 02 February 2013 - 02:05 PM

I wanna try prank my boss, any suggestions?
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Posted 02 February 2013 - 02:50 PM

Put twice as much dynamite in the kick drum then the explosives expert tells you.
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Posted 02 February 2013 - 07:11 PM

I worked for kal tire for 5 years. We'd mess with each other all the time. On your birthday you would always get it.

A couple times we'd jack up someone's car and put it on 2 and a half foot jack stands, pull the wheels off and Saran Wrap it lol

If a new guy grabbed the wrong size tire and tried to put it on but it was too small and can't figure it out why it won't go on, we'd say you gotta go get the bead stretcher. I think so and so might have it. So he'd run across the shop and ask this dude for it and he would say "no, I think this other guy had it last". You could get the poor bastard running around the shop for like 20 mins looking for a tool that doesn't exist.

Put stick on wheel weights on someone's drive shaft lol he'll re-balance his tires and shake down the front end every day after work for a week before you tell him to check his drive shaft hahaha

If your buddy was in the bathroom droppin a deuce sometimes we'd sweep a huge pile of dust in front of the door and grab the air blaster. It's this tool that looks like a propane tank with a stem that shoots 140psi in one giant shot. You fill it up and blast the pile of dust and it would fill the bathroom with a cloud of dust while your homie is on the crapper and freak him right out hahaha

It's not really a prank but sometimes if I seen my one buddy helping a super hot chick at the front counter, as I was walkin by I'd stop and say something super gay like "hey Jeff, your brother dropped off your tap dancing shoes for your recital tonight. I just threw them in your locker for ya"

Found a dead mouse in a skidder tire one time and put it on one of the foreman's work order printers. He let out a little squeal when he grabbed the next work order lol


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Posted 03 February 2013 - 09:28 PM

We drenched a coworkers leather jacket in water and hung it up in the freezer for 8 hrs. He was not impressed.
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Posted 04 February 2013 - 12:23 PM

i've done this to a co-worker
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also, more stuff here:
http://forum.canucks...ril-fools-joke/

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