BoKnows53 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Now that Kassian's essentially played the same amount of games as every other player in the NHL this season, I thought I'd have a look at the numbers to see how exactly he's "developing" (generous term). WARNING: this ain't pretty 1) He has zero assists (alarming!!!!!!!!!), notice the number of exclamation marks. 2) He's fat. 3) He stinks 4) He needs a haircut 5) He's not Cody Hodgson(my main man) 6) He's not as pretty as Cody Told you it wouldn't be pretty. He has 5 goals but Marleau has 9 in fewer games. So in conclusion, Zack Kassian is what's wrong with hockey and he ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 The idea was good, but this was poorly executed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuck nit Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Investigative journalism at it's finest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toni Zamboni Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 i know what E.S. stands for!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-AJ- Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 This is not the original King of ES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoaltenderInterference Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Can't argue with number six. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everybody Hates Raymond Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 I don't know. Cody's box face pisses me right off. Naturally smug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Hot Dog Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Has too many teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashian Kassian Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Now if the real King could man up, come back on CDC and own up to his mistakes.. We would all feel that great feeling that is satisfaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pibroch Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Something of interests is that Kassian's shooting percentage is currently 33.3%! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jägermeister Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Can't argue with number six. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Goose Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 6) He's not as pretty as Cody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noheart Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 The fact that you made an account to do this makes it lamer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfxHaley Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 The fact that you made an account to do this makes it lamer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Heffy Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 The fact that you made an account to do this makes it lamer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai604 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 i c wat u did der Could have been good, rofl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Common sense Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 That hole in his teeth means we're trading him. Right, Taylor Pyatt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler's Nose Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 I don't know. Cody's box face pisses me right off. Naturally smug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coconuts Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket Robin Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 WTF All day long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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