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#1 Heretic

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 01:50 PM

Oh the shame...I missed one LOL!

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#2 Scott Hartnell's Mane

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 01:54 PM

Got them all.. the 30 by 1/2 threw me for about a half a minute then I reread the question. Very clever little test ;)
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Well I tell you what Heretic..if Tim Tebow becomes Terry Bradshaw I will shave off all my hair, convert to Christianity, go into the ministry and become a preacher.


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Posted 31 January 2013 - 01:57 PM

I think I got them all, the answer key is just an answer key, it doesn't say which ones I got wrong or how many I got right.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 01:57 PM

11



Same score I got when I took this about 10 years ago and it wasn't multiple choice.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 01:57 PM

Got them all.. the 30 by 1/2 threw me for about a half a minute then I reread the question. Very clever little test ;)

They need to have 25 as one of the answers.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:00 PM

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Same score I got when I took this about 10 years ago and it wasn't multiple choice.


Took the MENSA home exam just last month...I passed it but then found out anything other than a membership card costs money. I figured it was smarter not to pay for the privilege of membership.
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#7 Shift-4

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:03 PM

Took the MENSA home exam just last month...I passed it but then found out anything other than a membership card costs money. I figured it was smarter not to pay for the privilege of membership.


Have they figured out a way to include social quotient or emotional intelligence into their rankings?
Until then I don't put much stock into that group.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:04 PM

Have they figured out a way to include social quotient or emotional intelligence into their rankings?
Until then I don't put much stock into that group.


You know they haven't. LOL.
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#9 Shift-4

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:06 PM

B)
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:09 PM

B)


That's like asking is the sky blue or did the Carboniferous period span the time between the Devonian and Permian. lol.
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#11 Shift-4

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:12 PM

That's like asking is the sky blue


Not at night ::D
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:14 PM

Knot vary. I will try latur, after my B vitaminz and blueberries.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:17 PM

Oh the shame...I missed one LOL!


Same here. I missed the ark question. :lol:
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:18 PM

Not at night ::D


Dude...I was talking to this loony tune guy the other day at a cafe up in town...this guy...he actually believes that the Sun and Moon do not occupy the sky at the same time...gave me some hogwash about the Sun only existing during the day and the Moon only existing at night...some really weird stuff...then started talking about how the stars only shine at night...I had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing out loud at the last one. Jeez.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:23 PM

Dude...I was talking to this loony tune guy the other day at a cafe up in town...this guy...he actually believes that the Sun and Moon do not occupy the sky at the same time...gave me some hogwash about the Sun only existing during the day and the Moon only existing at night...some really weird stuff...then started talking about how the stars only shine at night...I had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing out loud at the last one. Jeez.


This is why I don't talk to people in cafes.
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#16 Heretic

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:27 PM

Same here. I missed the ark question. :lol:


Well...you got me - that's the same one I missed - and yes, I know I'm a Christian so how did I miss that? Over confident I guess?
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:27 PM

11....but I see that's not such a huge accomplishment after all.... :( :sadno:


Edit: Man, how did you guys miss the MOSES part, Heretic? :P :lol:

Edited by Bertuzzi Babe, 31 January 2013 - 02:30 PM.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:36 PM

Well...you got me - that's the same one I missed - and yes, I know I'm a Christian so how did I miss that? Over confident I guess?


Hold on just a minute there....am I reading that HERETIC didn't get the question about the Ark correct??? I think I may faint...literally.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:42 PM

Have they figured out a way to include social quotient or emotional intelligence into their rankings?
Until then I don't put much stock into that group.

Scientology.
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:45 PM

Scientology.


Dude that's not EVEN funny :P..the Scientologists are the think they know it alls...MENSA is the pretty sure they know it alls. Huge difference. :P Hubbard was a sci fi genius for sure but his followers are far from MENSA material..considering the circumstances around why it was founded in the first place. :P

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:45 PM

11

the sheep one seems a bit funny tho
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:47 PM

11 out of 11

But I just did a work inventory so my brain is still on fire.
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I was saying Lu-Urns...

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:47 PM

11....but I see that's not such a huge accomplishment after all.... :( :sadno:


You should feel esteemed to get the same number as me B)


















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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:48 PM

You GOT a score of 10 out of 11
Your rating: Wow! You must read a lot!

B)

Now Here's the Twist;), your answers not only can tell your current intelligence, but the combination can also forecast your upcoming love life:

Your Projected Love Life: Your love life is mediocre


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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:55 PM

I got 6. Normal intelligence. I'm ok with that.

My love life, however, is b****in. B)


If only it were true....

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 03:01 PM

You should feel esteemed to get the same number as me B)












:P


I am most honoured to be among such esteemed company.....those of us above carrot! :P


I never even looked at the love life thing.........

Edited by Bertuzzi Babe, 31 January 2013 - 03:03 PM.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 03:04 PM

I never even looked at the love life thing.........


Wasn't necessary for me B)
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 03:16 PM

I want to thank my Parents for always believing in me, I want to thank all the little people I had to step on or kill to get to this point... oh geez I promised myself I wouldn't cry. But most of all I want to thank the most important person in the world... me!


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Posted 31 January 2013 - 03:17 PM

I want to than my Parents for always .......


Yet you have trouble forming a sentence.........


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Posted 31 January 2013 - 03:19 PM

Got them all except the baseball one.

But that's because intelligent people don't watch baseball B)
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