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#31 î мцšт вяздк чфµ

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 11:28 PM

Jesus works in mysterious ways.
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Posted 04 February 2013 - 05:21 AM

Very superstitious, writing's on the wall
Very superstitious, ladders bout' to fall
Thirteen month old baby broke the lookin' glass
Seven years of bad luck, the good things in your past

When you believe in things that you don't understand
Then you suffer
Superstition ain't the way

Very superstitious, wash your face and hands
Rid me of the problem, do all that you can
Keep me in a daydream, keep me goin' strong
You don't wanna save me, sad is my song

When you believe in things you don't understand
Then you suffer
Superstition ain't the way, yeah, yeah

Very superstitious, nothin' more to say
Very superstitious, the devil's on his way
Thirteen month old baby broke the lookin' glass
Seven years of bad luck, good things in your past
When you believe in things that you don't understand
Then you suffer
Superstition ain't the way, no, no, no



Simply put, the thief likely decided that dealing with these nutjob women would be way too difficult and went off in search of an easier target. They could have been chanting "Strawberry Jam" and the result would have been the same. A case of another "non-story" that would have not even been in the news without the religious connotation. Some people are incredibly gullible. Yahoo is inundated with these types of annoying crappy articles because they have nothing better to report on. And "god" or "jesus" works in mysterious ways" is the biggest cop-out statement I have ever heard in my entire life. I mentioned this before in another thread...sure people give their "friend" jesus credit for the good things that happen in their lives...but the blame when there's something that goes wrong is noticeably lacking...and sorry...but you can't have it two ways...either god is responsible for the good things AND the bad things in the world and in society...or he's responsible for none of it because he's a convenient figment of your imaginations. Either way he's pretty damn lazy....a lot like the yahoo news moderator who approved this lame ass story.
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Well I tell you what Heretic..if Tim Tebow becomes Terry Bradshaw I will shave off all my hair, convert to Christianity, go into the ministry and become a preacher.


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Posted 04 February 2013 - 08:30 AM

Yahoo is inundated with these types of annoying crappy articles because they have nothing better to report on. And "god" or "jesus" works in mysterious ways" is the biggest cop-out statement I have ever heard in my entire life. I mentioned this before in another thread...sure people give their "friend" jesus credit for the good things that happen in their lives...but the blame when there's something that goes wrong is noticeably lacking...and sorry...but you can't have it two ways...either god is responsible for the good things AND the bad things in the world and in society...or he's responsible for none of it because he's a convenient figment of your imaginations. Either way he's pretty damn lazy....a lot like the yahoo news moderator who approved this lame ass story.


Uh, I think you're mistaken, friend.

Dudeone only posts the choicest of articles and if this passed his rigorous standards of thread-worthy, it's gold!
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Posted 04 February 2013 - 08:36 AM

Uh, I think you're mistaken, friend.

Dudeone only posts the choicest of articles and if this passed his rigorous standards of thread-worthy, it's gold!

I believe you neglected to post this with your comment:

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 08:43 AM

Experiment is officially over. OP is taking a little break as this trend of "hit and runs" with articles but no commentary and the ignored warnings that have accompanied them dictate.
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