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#1 ArmchairCanuckGM

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 03:31 PM

If you had to interview several players from the Canucks but you can only ask punny questions what would you ask?

Examples:
  • Does Dan Hamhuis like ham?
  • When eating at a restaurant with Booth does he prefer tables or booths?
  • Is AV good with audio visual systems?
  • Was Daniel Sedin's first car a sedan?
  • Does Alex Edler respect his elders?

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 03:43 PM

Those were painful.
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Posted 03 February 2013 - 03:50 PM

Those were painful.


You can ebBET I'd never read them again!
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Posted 03 February 2013 - 03:53 PM

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All of those Lack humor.
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Posted 03 February 2013 - 04:12 PM

These jokes make me want to burrow myself.
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Posted 03 February 2013 - 04:42 PM

Those were painful.


Are you sure you don't want Moreison?
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Why people read signatures:
  • It is an acceptable way to stare at women.
  • Allows people to have a counter-argument by insulting what is in a persons signature (pooh-pooh fallacy).
  • Allows people to show that they like a man and they put colourful things around the picture of a man(usually a hockey player :P).
  • To watch a funny GIF or a funny pic.
  • Funny Quote or Saying
So I have no clue why are you reading my signature!

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 08:16 AM

Some aren't even puns and others barely even function as sentences.
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Posted 04 February 2013 - 09:21 AM

Some aren't even puns and others barely even function as sentences.

This. And nothing else.
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Posted 04 February 2013 - 04:11 PM

Some aren't even puns and others barely even function as sentences.


Orange you glad I didn't saw Mike Green?
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Why people read signatures:
  • It is an acceptable way to stare at women.
  • Allows people to have a counter-argument by insulting what is in a persons signature (pooh-pooh fallacy).
  • Allows people to show that they like a man and they put colourful things around the picture of a man(usually a hockey player :P).
  • To watch a funny GIF or a funny pic.
  • Funny Quote or Saying
So I have no clue why are you reading my signature!

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 05:43 PM

These puns are terriballard.
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Posted 04 February 2013 - 05:49 PM

Does Sami prefer the deep end or the Salo end?

Can Gillis breath under water?

Does John shorthouse live in a tall house or a short house?

If Burrows was a Ranger which one of the boroughs would he live in?

Does Eddie Lack the skills needed to play in todays NHL?

I hope the defence Nails Yakupov tonight!


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Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:02 PM

DUCK!!!
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Posted 06 February 2013 - 10:34 AM

What makes Jannik handsome?
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Posted 07 February 2013 - 10:34 PM

Does everybody love you, Raymond?
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#15 ArmchairCanuckGM

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 07:17 PM

  • What is Michael Rupp's favourite christmas song? Little Drummer Boy (Ba Rupp pum)
  • Does Paul Coffey like coffee?
  • Is Patrick Kane's favourtie movie Citizen Kane?

Does Sami prefer the deep end or the Salo end?

Can Gillis breath under water?

Does John shorthouse live in a tall house or a short house?

If Burrows was a Ranger which one of the boroughs would he live in?

Does Eddie Lack the skills needed to play in todays NHL?

I hope the defence Nails Yakupov tonight!


Your gillis and shorthouse ones were really good.
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Why people read signatures:
  • It is an acceptable way to stare at women.
  • Allows people to have a counter-argument by insulting what is in a persons signature (pooh-pooh fallacy).
  • Allows people to show that they like a man and they put colourful things around the picture of a man(usually a hockey player :P).
  • To watch a funny GIF or a funny pic.
  • Funny Quote or Saying
So I have no clue why are you reading my signature!

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:38 PM

Does Dan Hamhuis eat bacon?
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#17 ArmchairCanuckGM

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 11:15 AM

Haha suckers turns out the players liked these types of jokes (or at least Kathy's valentines cards)

http://video.canucks...vid=DL|VAN|home
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Why people read signatures:
  • It is an acceptable way to stare at women.
  • Allows people to have a counter-argument by insulting what is in a persons signature (pooh-pooh fallacy).
  • Allows people to show that they like a man and they put colourful things around the picture of a man(usually a hockey player :P).
  • To watch a funny GIF or a funny pic.
  • Funny Quote or Saying
So I have no clue why are you reading my signature!

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 02:33 PM

Your gillis and shorthouse ones were really good.

thanks, just thought them up randomly
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Posted 16 February 2013 - 07:54 PM

Is Roberto Luongo's roberto too luongo?
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Posted 17 February 2013 - 01:38 PM

Haha suckers turns out the players liked these types of jokes (or at least Kathy's valentines cards)

http://video.canucks...vid=DL|VAN|home


Funniest vid ever
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Posted 17 February 2013 - 09:24 PM

hurr durrr
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