NHL Related Joke Thread
Posted 05 February 2013 - 05:29 PM
I thought it'd be fun to create a thread that revolves around witty NHL related jokes.
I guess I'll kick it off
What did the Toronto Maple Leafs fan do after the Leafs won the Stanley Cup?
He turned off his X-box and went to bed.
Any other good jokes anyone know? Post them up!
Posted 05 February 2013 - 05:50 PM
How many Bruins does it take to change a tire?
1, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up.
Credit to -Vintage Canuck-
Posted 05 February 2013 - 05:59 PM
A Rangers fan, an Islanders fan, a Devils fan and a Flyers fan were all mountain climbing together one day. As they were climbing up the mountain, they were going back and forth with each other over whose team was the best. When they finally reach the top of the mountain, all four are standing around when the Islanders fan inexplicably says "This one is for the Islanders" and jumps off the mountain. The Flyers fan, not wanting to be out done, says this one is for the Flyers," and jumps off the mountain. The Devils fan then says "This one is for everybody" and pushes the Rangers fan off the cliff!
Credit to -Vintage Canuck- for awesome sig
Posted 05 February 2013 - 06:05 PM
Prestige Worldwide - GM of the Boston Bruins
Posted 05 February 2013 - 06:07 PM
Hahaha, good one!
Posted 05 February 2013 - 06:20 PM
"I will grant you each one wish," says the genie.
The Business Man grabs the lamp and says, "I wish for a great place for all us businessmen to bring clients and strike deals"
All of a sudden all Businessmen and clients appear in a beautiful penthouse in Las Vegas. With endless Booze, money and cigars.
The International Student takes his turn and says, "I wish for all the students, that they learn English and have a good job back home"
Immediately all the students are magically educated and appear across their home countries with jobs as Doctors, Lawyers and Architects.
The genie turns to the Diehard hockey fan and say, "what do you wish for?"
The Canucks Fan says, "You mean to tell me that all the Suits and all the International Students are gone?"
The Genie says yes.
The Canucks fan says, "I'll have a coke then"
Thank you Lou, for all the memories
Posted 05 February 2013 - 06:24 PM
Q: What’s the difference between a fat chick and the Flames?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
Posted 05 February 2013 - 06:26 PM
Because the Leafs suck and the Flames blow.
Luc Bourdon & Rick Rypien: Forever Canucks
Posted 05 February 2013 - 06:27 PM
Posted 05 February 2013 - 06:35 PM
What to the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
They look great until they hit the ice.
Posted 05 February 2013 - 06:51 PM
A: The Columbus Blue Jackets
I drunk me a river since you tore me apart
And I don't have a drinking problem, 'cept when I can't get a drink..." - Jeff Carter (probably)
Posted 05 February 2013 - 07:00 PM
Beause he likes it Ruff
Edited by Seth Jones, 05 February 2013 - 07:01 PM.
Posted 05 February 2013 - 07:25 PM
Edited by MaximYapierre, 05 February 2013 - 07:27 PM.
Posted 05 February 2013 - 07:28 PM
Thanks for the Memories Canada!!!
Thanks for everything Naslund!
Original creator of the WWE and the Rate my sig / Showoff thread
Posted 05 February 2013 - 07:29 PM
I'm betting that reporter was Damien Cox.
Posted 05 February 2013 - 07:30 PM
Posted 05 February 2013 - 07:56 PM
Posted 05 February 2013 - 08:10 PM
3000th post - September, 2010
NascentState, on Oct 23 2008 - 10:47 PM, said:
Posted 05 February 2013 - 09:38 PM
Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Bobby Orr walks into an ice cream parlor with some discomfort, he slides into the stool and orders a banana split.
The waitress asks, "crushed nuts?"
He replies, "no, bad knees."
Edited by whysoserious, 05 February 2013 - 09:56 PM.
Posted 05 February 2013 - 09:58 PM
How about them refs.
No, the way the refs make bad calls are no laughing matter.
Posted 05 February 2013 - 09:59 PM
The best player in the NHL is no laughing matter hahaha
Posted 05 February 2013 - 10:28 PM
Thanks to Raoul Duke for the Russell Wilson sig.
Posted 05 February 2013 - 10:36 PM
Posted 05 February 2013 - 11:48 PM
Edmonton Oilers CHL AGM
Edmontion Oilers SRHL Commissioner/GM
Posted 05 February 2013 - 11:59 PM
-has the words "Toronto or "Calgary" on it.
Posted 06 February 2013 - 01:01 AM
The puddle has more depth.
Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:45 AM
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