whysoserious Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 What do the Maple Leafs and possums have in common? Both play dead at home and get killed on the road. _____ Bobby Orr walks into an ice cream parlor with some discomfort, he slides into the stool and orders a banana split. The waitress asks, "crushed nuts?" He replies, "no, bad knees." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kass9 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 NHL related joke, eh? How about them refs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymond Ballard and a 1st Posted February 6, 2013 Author Share Posted February 6, 2013 NHL related joke, eh? How about them refs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymond Ballard and a 1st Posted February 6, 2013 Author Share Posted February 6, 2013 Aaron Rome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Romo Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 What do you call a Vancouver Canuck player with a Stanley cup ring? A thief Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kass9 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Didn't Quenville call Emery a thief/criminal recently? That's racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James van Riemsdyk Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Brad Marchand's face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwnstar Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 How to spot a counterfeit playoff ticket: -thin paper -no barcode -has the words "Toronto or "Calgary" on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dellins Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 What's the difference between a puddle of water and the Flames? The puddle has more depth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etsen3 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 I had two Flames tickets sitting on my dash, some moron broke into my car and left two more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beluga Whale Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 What's the difference between a puddle of water and the Flames? The puddle has more depth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizmo2337 Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 What do Ben Eager, Duncan Keith, Brad Marchand, and Jeremy Jacobs have in common? Nothing yet.... but they are all going to get what they deserve! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymond Ballard and a 1st Posted February 7, 2013 Author Share Posted February 7, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Saskatchewan Canucks Fan Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 What do you get when you combine 23 of the Calgary Flames with 23 lesbiens? 46 people that don't do **** .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugemanskost Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 What do you get when you combine 23 of the Calgary Flames with 23 lesbiens? 46 people that don't do **** .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saskatchewan Canucks Fan Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Whats the difference between a Bruins fan and a pot hole? I would swerve to avoid a pot hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saskatchewan Canucks Fan Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Are you a Francophone, SCF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugemanskost Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 No, just an english spelling mistake after a long day. *Lesbian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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