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What do the Maple Leafs and possums have in common?

Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

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Bobby Orr walks into an ice cream parlor with some discomfort, he slides into the stool and orders a banana split.

The waitress asks, "crushed nuts?"

He replies, "no, bad knees."

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