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NHL Related Joke Thread

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What do the Maple Leafs and possums have in common?

Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

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Bobby Orr walks into an ice cream parlor with some discomfort, he slides into the stool and orders a banana split.

The waitress asks, "crushed nuts?"

He replies, "no, bad knees."

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NHL related joke, eh?

How about them refs.

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What do you call a Vancouver Canuck player with a Stanley cup ring?

A thief

Sorry

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Didn't Quenville call Emery a thief/criminal recently?

That's racist.

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How to spot a counterfeit playoff ticket:

-thin paper

-no barcode

-has the words "Toronto or "Calgary" on it.

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What's the difference between a puddle of water and the Flames?

The puddle has more depth.

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I had two Flames tickets sitting on my dash, some moron broke into my car and left two more.

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What's the difference between a puddle of water and the Flames?

The puddle has more depth.

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What do Ben Eager, Duncan Keith, Brad Marchand, and Jeremy Jacobs have in common?

Nothing yet.... but they are all going to get what they deserve!

:bigblush:

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What do you get when you combine 23 of the Calgary Flames with 23 lesbiens?

46 people that don't do **** ....

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No, just an english spelling mistake after a long day. *Lesbian

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