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#31 Beluga Whale

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:49 AM

What's the difference between a puddle of water and the Flames?

The puddle has more depth.


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#32 gizmo2337

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 12:22 PM

What do Ben Eager, Duncan Keith, Brad Marchand, and Jeremy Jacobs have in common?
Nothing yet.... but they are all going to get what they deserve!

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#33 Raymond Ballard and a 1st

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 10:06 PM

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#34 Hugemanskost

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 08:49 PM

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#35 Hugemanskost

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 08:52 PM

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Edited by Hugemanskost, 07 February 2013 - 08:58 PM.

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#36 Saskatchewan Canucks Fan

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 08:56 PM

What do you get when you combine 23 of the Calgary Flames with 23 lesbiens?

46 people that don't do **** ....

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#37 Hugemanskost

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 09:00 PM

What do you get when you combine 23 of the Calgary Flames with 23 lesbiens?

46 people that don't do **** ....


Are you a Francophone, SCF?

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 09:02 PM

Whats the difference between a Bruins fan and a pot hole?
I would swerve to avoid a pot hole

Edited by Saskatchewan Canucks Fan, 08 February 2013 - 04:45 PM.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 09:03 PM

Are you a Francophone, SCF?

No, just an english spelling mistake after a long day. *Lesbian

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 09:07 PM

No, just an english spelling mistake after a long day. *Lesbian


:lol: LoL

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#41 Spoosh

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:26 AM

What do you call a Vancouver Canuck player with a Stanley cup ring?
A thief



Sorry


Or a trade deadline acquisition?

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 11:41 AM

What do Ben Eager, Duncan Keith, Brad Marchand, and Jeremy Jacobs have in common?
Nothing yet.... but they are all going to get what they deserve!

:bigblush:


Stanley Cups?

#43 Mountain Man

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 11:47 AM

I tried to PVR the biggest loser but it just kept recording Leafs games.
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Hockey season must be back on, the crazies are coming out again....


#44 Raymond Ballard and a 1st

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 12:58 PM

Or a trade deadline acquisition?


We used to have Aaron Rome too. And I'm pretty sure he had a ring :)




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