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#1 nuckin_futz

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 12:38 PM

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Police in New York have arrested a 54-year-old woman after she tried to smuggle drugs to her son in prison through a kiss.

On Feb. 7, NY Daily News said that Kimberly Margeson visited her son in prison in late January and had Oxycodone, a powerful painkiller similar to morphine, in her mouth. When she finally embraced her dear son, she got the opportunity to show her great maternal love with a French kiss.

Their mouths opened and saliva was exchanged and her son finally got a taste of their long awaited treat, Oxycodone.

The guards smelled something fishy because mother and son don't normally French kiss each other. Shortly after, the candidate for "Mom of the year" ​​was arrested on the spot.

The mother was charged with felony drug count and a misdemeanor count of promoting prison contraband. After pleading not guilty, she was released on a $2,000 bail.

The son, William Partridge, 30, was indicted for a misdemeanor count of promoting prison contraband. The penalty will be in addition to his original prison sentence for illegal weapons possession.

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#2 Jägermeister

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 12:39 PM

The guards smelled something fishy because mother and son don't normally French kiss each other.


Thats some good police work there Lou.
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Posted 07 February 2013 - 12:43 PM

Did they have a conjugal visit?

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 12:45 PM

*looks at thread title*

Just because the post new topic option exists, it doesn't mean you always have to use it, n_f. :P
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Posted 07 February 2013 - 12:46 PM

Damnit world. Made me all disappointed today.

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#6 nuckin_futz

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 12:49 PM

*looks at thread title*

Just because the post new topic option exists, it doesn't mean you always have to use it, n_f. :P


You should see the ones I reject.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 12:53 PM

i swear that i'm innocent...
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Posted 07 February 2013 - 12:57 PM

i swear that i'm innocent...


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Posted 07 February 2013 - 01:00 PM

You should see the ones I reject.


No.............I shouldn't :lol:
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Posted 07 February 2013 - 01:01 PM

Hey mom, I need my drugs, I'll die without them!

What's that? you'll give it to me through a french kiss?
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Posted 07 February 2013 - 01:02 PM

i swear that i'm innocent...


Only on CDC. :lol:


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Posted 07 February 2013 - 01:02 PM

Oedipus
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Posted 07 February 2013 - 01:04 PM

At least he didn't ask for vaseline.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 01:37 PM

man o man...

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 01:52 PM

:picard: eesh
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Posted 07 February 2013 - 02:11 PM

So is the person on the right the son or the mother?
Next question
Has the son already reproduced or does society/evolution still have time to protect itself?

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 03:54 PM

Gross.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 05:10 PM

At least they didn't try passing it during an Aussie Kiss




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