nuckin_futz Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Police in New York have arrested a 54-year-old woman after she tried to smuggle drugs to her son in prison through a kiss. On Feb. 7, NY Daily News said that Kimberly Margeson visited her son in prison in late January and had Oxycodone, a powerful painkiller similar to morphine, in her mouth. When she finally embraced her dear son, she got the opportunity to show her great maternal love with a French kiss. Their mouths opened and saliva was exchanged and her son finally got a taste of their long awaited treat, Oxycodone. The guards smelled something fishy because mother and son don't normally French kiss each other. Shortly after, the candidate for "Mom of the year" was arrested on the spot. The mother was charged with felony drug count and a misdemeanor count of promoting prison contraband. After pleading not guilty, she was released on a $2,000 bail. The son, William Partridge, 30, was indicted for a misdemeanor count of promoting prison contraband. The penalty will be in addition to his original prison sentence for illegal weapons possession. ******************************************* Alright CDC don't let me down with your comments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jägermeister Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 The guards smelled something fishy because mother and son don't normally French kiss each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpt Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Did they have a conjugal visit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift-4 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 *looks at thread title* Just because the post new topic option exists, it doesn't mean you always have to use it, n_f. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Aerosex Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Damnit world. Made me all disappointed today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuckin_futz Posted February 7, 2013 Author Share Posted February 7, 2013 *looks at thread title* Just because the post new topic option exists, it doesn't mean you always have to use it, n_f. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrenchKiss Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 i swear that i'm innocent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kumquats Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 i swear that i'm innocent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift-4 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 You should see the ones I reject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avelanch Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Hey mom, I need my drugs, I'll die without them! What's that? you'll give it to me through a french kiss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brahma Bull Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 i swear that i'm innocent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aladeen Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Oedipus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Common sense Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 At least he didn't ask for vaseline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blame Obama Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 man o man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aGENT Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 eesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gurn Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 So is the person on the right the son or the mother? Next question Has the son already reproduced or does society/evolution still have time to protect itself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etsen3 Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 Gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:D Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 At least they didn't try passing it during an Aussie Kiss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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