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#61 Nuckhead13

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 11:41 PM

Hooray, someone agrees.

it's just fun man. aint gotta be serious all the time.
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 11:44 PM

Kassper the deadly.
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 11:46 PM

He's a monster...

KASSENSTEIN !!!
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#64 TimberWolf

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 11:59 PM

Kasstle Greyskull
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I was saying Lu-Urns...

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 12:24 AM

Zack the windsor Maniac... destruction is his knack. yk. like zack the lego maniac. construction is his knack?
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 12:27 AM

How about we trade Raymond+ Ballard+ First for the rights to this nickname?
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 01:56 AM

The Kasquatch
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 02:48 AM

How about we put our Kassian against the other Kassian and who ever wins gets to keep the nickname. !!SPOILER ALERT!! It's our Kassian.

But Kassquatch is pretty much perfect... they live in the pacific north west and all.

Edited by Milk Hot Dog, 09 February 2013 - 02:57 AM.

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 03:05 AM

Recently trademarked nicknames:
RGIII/RG3
Johnny Football
Kassassin.

One of these things is not like the others.
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 07:18 AM

Been using Krass (Krassian). I feel that fits the bill better than anything else.


Crass:
adjective, crass·er, crass·est.
1.
without refinement, delicacy, or sensitivity; gross; obtuse; stupid: crass commercialism; a crass misrepresentation of the facts.
2.
Archaic. thick; coarse.

On occasion we like to call him big dumb or young dumb as an homage to Todd "Big Dumb" Bertuzzi who was notorious for scoring a goal and then taking a stupid penalty or vice versa. A the good ol' days with WCE gotta love Bert.
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 12:16 PM

Kassassin is like a sniper nick name. It doesn't fit either player and I don't know why anyone would care that another Kassian trade marked a nickname that doesn't work with Zack at all. The only nickname that seems to fit is the Kassquatch although the other Nucks like one syllable nicknames so in the dressing room he will just be Kass. If one of my buddies calls Kassian the Kassassin at tonights game, he will be getting smacked up the head for being a moron.
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 12:51 PM

"Kashian" he's cashing in with goals, big time baby! lol jk

Let's just go with Kass-man. Kass-man passes to Tan-man, scores on the PP! B)
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 01:49 PM

For a snarky giggle, check out what people are saying about Matt's trademark:
http://www.trademark...n-85604365.html
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 01:56 PM

Kashian

cause hes money
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 02:07 PM

Zack "Multiple Warning Signs" Kassian
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Release The KraKassian
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 02:20 PM

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Note the date filed. I think Matt needs to be renamed "Kashed Hashian"

Kassquatch is better anyway,
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 02:40 PM

It changes for me depending on the situation.
Don't care about TM's...beast mode = Kassassin.
Crazy man conjures up a Tasmanian Devil image with a Tassian (TM by Deb). Or, Kassquatch.
I think I also came up with Badassian.
And at times, when they're pretty, Passian.
A nice goal means Kassit'sin.

Ahaha, just saw the "Multiple Warning Signs". Nicely played.
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 03:00 PM

I vote my username.
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 03:15 PM

Zack "Multiple Warning Signs" Kassian


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Posted 09 February 2013 - 03:19 PM

Just get him to change his first name to Kic'
'cause that's what he does. :towel:
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 03:24 PM

Kassinator?
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 01:29 PM

Why is anyone suggesting anything other than Kassquatch?
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 02:53 PM

Zackass. Here you go
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 06:18 PM



KICKASSIAN (kick-ass-ian)

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 06:51 PM

Kassanova? - For the girls that like burly hockey players that look like hockey players should
Kass n' Slash? - If he starts making a name for himself slashing other players
Kasshin in? - If he holds out for a big contract sometime in his career
Kass my ass? - If he starts to fall out of favor of the fans but just doesn't care
Kassarole? - If his career tanks and he becomes a 4th line role player
Kassanassarassafritz? - ?????
Killer Kassian? - If he decides to try the Bertuzzi Maneuver
Kassinator? - This one might be good if he destroys Matt Kassian in a game sometime.
Kasstle Greyskull? - what?
Kass the Glass - If he turns out to be super fragile and gets injured all the time.
Kassian the Kardashian - Should he be adopted by the Kardashian family


But Probably it will be Kass - I do like Kassquatch - But pretty much its his teamates that decide the nickname and most likely they just call him Kass.

I like Kassinator better than Kassquatch
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 06:53 PM



Kasper ::D


Cause he looks like a ghost on the ice and doesn't show up.

Why does every player have to have a nickname... Its not gonna stick guys.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 02:08 PM

Minnesota put MATT KASSIAN on waivers today........ Hahaha.... What if?

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 02:10 PM

Minnesota put MATT KASSIAN on waivers today........ Hahaha.... What if?

Canucks should pick him and bag skate him everyday until he undoes the trademark!!! :lol:
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 02:47 PM

Resistance is futile. You will be Kassimilated into the Canuck Community
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 02:55 PM

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