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Mr. F#%^ing beautiful

Canucks have a few HUGE problems

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Alright, so first off I'm ???? beautiful, and so is my mind. You see I'm a genius, and can see thing about this team that you people with your puny minds cannot. So one HUGE problem is that both are goalies are highly overated, almost as Carey "not worth the" Price, but the truth is; they are on a lower level than Climie, why the frack are they not on league minimum contract. A second HUGE problem is our forwards, seriously Ryan "I get more injuries than Salo" Kesler should be traded for a 7th round pick, as he is useless (btw was a great to get rid of that plug Salo, AHL caliber at best. Also the Sedins will not make 0.5 ppg as the rest of the league has figured them out. The final HUGE problem is managment, seriously how the frack did MG not sign Justin "the next Bobby Orr" Schultz, he should have promised him everything, the pp, the pk, the first pairing, 60 minutes a game, and obviously the captiancy. So that was revealing eh, you can thank me later.

On another note COLUMBAS IS GOING TO BE SEXY GOOD NEXT YEAR

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Mr. High Maintenance?

Mr. Psychiatric Issues?

Mr. I live in a van down by the river?

Dr. Recchi...is that you?...I thought you'd be napping

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I think I lost a few IQ points reading this....

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