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#31 BananaMash

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 06:50 PM

That doesn't mean they have not worked hard during their practices. Who knows if they have been a few of the most hardworking people? What makes you the one to judge that they sucked and they deserve to be mocked in this thread?

Also, what makes you the one to judge that I'm "mini-modding". Just because you hate me doesn't mean your judgments on me are correct.

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Sure they worked hard. Obviously they did, because they made a professional hockey team. That goes without saying, but some of these players downright sucked and didn't earn the money they made. There's no way you can tell me that Marc Chouinard earned his keep with Vancouver. It's all in fun, and I think it's safe to say 100% of the players will never read this.

I see your posts as blatant trolling and attempts to work people up, but hey, that's just my opinion.

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 06:52 PM

Our forwards would comprise entirely of guys brought in by Nonis ...
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 06:55 PM

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 06:56 PM

I recall an opening faceoff line up of

Harry York-Druken-Klatt


Ohhhh the crickets in GM place at the start of Brian Burke's tenure.... Iron Mike behind the bench
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 06:59 PM

Sure they worked hard. Obviously they did, because they made a professional hockey team. That goes without saying, but some of these players downright sucked and didn't earn the money they made. There's no way you can tell me that Marc Chouinard earned his keep with Vancouver. It's all in fun, and I think it's safe to say 100% of the players will never read this.

I see your posts as blatant trolling and attempts to work people up, but hey, that's just my opinion.


How do you know they won't read this, and how do you know you aren't altering other peoples' perception about them? This thread is obviously trying to judge some of our fellow Canucks as inferiorly lasting in the Canuck history.

Maybe, you want to cut back on the trollnaming. From what you're saying, who knows if this thread is trying to indirectly troll those players?
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:00 PM

How do you know they won't read this, and how do you know you aren't altering other peoples' perception about them? This thread is obviously trying to judge some of our fellow Canucks as inferiorly lasting in the Canuck history.

Maybe, you want to cut back on the trollnaming. From what you're saying, who knows if this thread is trying to indirectly troll those players?

On behalf of everyone,
Please just shut the frack up
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:01 PM

How do you know they won't read this, and how do you know you aren't altering other peoples' perception about them? This thread is obviously trying to judge some of our fellow Canucks as inferiorly lasting in the Canuck history.

Maybe, you want to cut back on the trollnaming. From what you're saying, who knows if this thread is trying to indirectly troll those players?


Anytime they want to trade bank accounts they can come troll my work all day :lol:

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I was saying Lu-Urns...

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:04 PM

On behalf of everyone,
Please just shut the frack up


Kid, I wouldn't be saying this, if you guys made a "Best Canuck Lineup" thread. After this thread has been created in Canucks Talk, there have been posts filled with jokes and trolling of former Canuck players. It seems this thread was intended to deride those players, and you tell me to "shut the frack up".

Can you even come up with a legitimate argument? :lol:
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#39 BananaMash

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:08 PM

I'm just going to use players I actually know/remember with the stipulation that they've played three games at least with Vancouver.:

Brad Isbister ©- Marc Chouinard - Viktor Oreskovich

Martin Ruchinsky (A) - Fedor Fedorov - Kris Beech

Matt Pettinger - Brandon Reid - Jeff Cowan

Tyler Bouke - Richard Park - Lee Goren


Sven Butenschoen (A) - Zenith Komarniski

Tomas Mojzis - Sean Brown

Eric Weinrench - Keith Carney


Mika Noronen

Mixime Ouellet


I think they have a chance
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:13 PM

I'm just going to use players I actually know/remember with the stipulation that they've played three games at least with Vancouver.:

Brad Isbister ©- Marc Chouinard - Viktor Oreskovich

Martin Ruchinsky (A) - Fedor Fedorov - Kris Beech

Matt Pettinger - Brandon Reid - Jeff Cowan

Tyler Bouke - Richard Park - Lee Goren


Sven Butenschoen (A) - Zenith Komarniski

Tomas Mojzis - Sean Brown

Eric Weinrench - Keith Carney


Mika Noronen

Mixime Ouellet


I think they have a chance


That's still a better team than what the leafs have been able to ice over the last 10 odd years. Laffable!
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:14 PM

i dont know that many bad players but shane obrian took alot of penalty and wasnt that good
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:14 PM

Kid, I wouldn't be saying this, if you guys made a "Best Canuck Lineup" thread. After this thread has been created in Canucks Talk, there have been posts filled with jokes and trolling of former Canuck players. It seems this thread was intended to deride those players, and you tell me to "shut the frack up".

Can you even come up with a legitimate argument? :lol:

All it seems like you want to do is argue, so sure.
Why is it okay for us to critique our current players every move, yet we can't say a single bad thing about our previous players?
I'm sure millionaires don't give a frack what we think of them, don't be so defensive over a harmless topic.
good day.
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:16 PM

Brandon Reid

I was at the game when Brandon Sent Darien Hatcher arse over tea-kettle.... Then the next shift did the exact same to Brian Sutherby. I actually liked him playing 4th line with Cooke
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:18 PM

I was at the game when Brandon Sent Darien Hatcher arse over tea-kettle.... Then the next shift did the exact same to Brian Sutherby. I actually liked him playing 4th line with Cooke


Brandon Reid is pretty much my hero, but he also seemed to have hands of stone as soon as he hit the NHL level.
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:18 PM

All it seems like you want to do is argue, so sure.
Why is it okay for us to critique our current players every move, yet we can't say a single bad thing about our previous players?
I'm sure millionaires don't give a frack what we think of them, don't be so defensive over a harmless topic.
good day.


Noronen's not a millionaire. So is Isbister. I'm sure some of the non-Millionaires and those related to them will give frackles. :)
So much for being a Canucks fan, Kello.
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:20 PM

Travis Green - Tommi Santala - Bert Robertson

Sven Beutenchon Eric Weinrich

Dan cloutier
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:21 PM

Noronen's not a millionaire. So is Isbister. I'm sure some of the non-Millionaires and those related to them will give frackles. :)
So much for being a Canucks fan, Kello.


Being a Canucks fan doesn't mean you have to support and idolize every single player to ever play here.

Also, Isbisters career earnings are ~$7,837,000.
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:21 PM

Noronen's not a millionaire. So is Isbister. I'm sure some of the non-Millionaires and those related to them will give frackles. :)
So much for being a Canucks fan, Kello.

So much for being a Canucks fan?
Please, for the love of god you did not just say that.
Sorry I don't worship the players who did absolutely nothing for us. :rolleyes:
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:26 PM

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:29 PM

Kid, I wouldn't be saying this, if you guys made a "Best Canuck Lineup" thread. After this thread has been created in Canucks Talk, there have been posts filled with jokes and trolling of former Canuck players. It seems this thread was intended to deride those players, and you tell me to "shut the frack up".

Can you even come up with a legitimate argument? :lol:


Who the heck do you think you are?

If you're so mature, prove it and just drop it. Jesus.
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 08:44 PM

allkill326 is the new bertuzzi babe


Ill say more like elvis15

It is even more annoying when the mods empower these mini mods when it is clearly written in the board rules threads like this are to be reported via PM


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Posted 23 February 2013 - 09:57 PM

Noronen's not a millionaire. So is Isbister. I'm sure some of the non-Millionaires and those related to them will give frackles. :)
So much for being a Canucks fan, Kello.

these are grown men who played in the NHL as a job. And in my experience working at my job, if someone is crappy at their job, not only are the people employing that person going to be upset, but also the paying customer (especially if they know the persons name)

so you are then telling me that I, as a paying customer of the NHL and Canucks, can't be upset at the preformance of a player? When my money is helping pay his salary, which he in turn is giving me a crapty return on?

we have all the right in the world to call certain players terrible, as it is they're job to be good.
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 10:20 PM

Glass? as in Tanner Glass??


UH it's actually Fanner Glass


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Posted 23 February 2013 - 10:58 PM

This just played with my poor little tired brain, but i figured out the error.

You meant Michel Ouelette, the 3 game wonder winger.

Maxime Oullette, (no relation to my knowledge) was a goaltender who played 4 games for us in 05/06.

I was having a hard time figuring out how our backup goaltender broke someones foot with a slapshot.


Haha damn so close. Yes that is who I meant. Do you remember who's foot he broke? Maybe I'm way off.
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 11:59 PM

How do you know they won't read this, and how do you know you aren't altering other peoples' perception about them? This thread is obviously trying to judge some of our fellow Canucks as inferiorly lasting in the Canuck history.

Maybe, you want to cut back on the trollnaming. From what you're saying, who knows if this thread is trying to indirectly troll those players?


As much as I hate it when "fans" rip on players, you should probably go listen to "Gangnam Style" and chill a little, dude. You are taking your homerism to levels unvisited and you are making a fool of yourself at the same time.
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 12:02 AM

As much as I hate it when "fans" rip on players, you should probably go listen to "Gangnam Style" and chill a little, dude. You are taking your homerism to levels unvisited and you are making a fool of yourself at the same time.


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Posted 24 February 2013 - 12:06 AM

As much as I hate it when "fans" rip on players, you should probably go listen to "Gangnam Style" and chill a little, dude. You are taking your homerism to levels unvisited and you are making a fool of yourself at the same time.


Noo, I don't want to see spam about Gangnam Style. When Gangnam Style was out he was the biggest fanboy I've ever seen...
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 02:46 AM

Recent Canucks

Tanner Glass - Post-Injury-Malhotra - Dale Weise

Aaron Rome - Kevin Bieksa

Andrew Raycroft
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Toronto will take a step back next year.
Feel free to quote me.


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Wow I can't believe peoples replies...
Im done here. You people are disgusting..


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Posted 24 February 2013 - 02:46 AM

Dale Weise is the greatest player to ever wear a Vancouver uniform.
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 02:46 AM

UH it's actually Fanner Glass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTlL3pEfBMc


This exact moment is why he made my line.
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Toronto will take a step back next year.
Feel free to quote me.


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Wow I can't believe peoples replies...
Im done here. You people are disgusting..



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