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#1 BananaMash

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:30 PM

Remember the "Be Mean To Me Thread" from a while ago? This is sort of like that. Since it's my birthday in just over a week, this is your chance to roast the greatness that is me!

Say whatever you want, but staying within the forum rules is probably a good idea.

Note to mods: Feel free to move this to Spam thread or lock if it gets out of hand. I would understand.

Now roast me! Roast me like a pork tenderloin!
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#2 Please Call 911

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:35 PM

Didn't some guy get suspended last time around for totally bursting in that other thread? That was entertaining.

Now about you - You're a lobster. Lobsters suck. Zoidberg sucks. Futurama sucks. You suck.
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#3 BananaMash

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:36 PM

Didn't some guy get suspended last time around for totally bursting in that other thread? That was entertaining.

Now about you - You're a lobster. Lobsters suck. Zoidberg sucks. Futurama sucks. You suck.


Mods plz ban my feelings are hurted.
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#4 Please Call 911

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:38 PM

Mods plz ban my feelings are hurted.



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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:41 PM

Like I said before, you look terrible in Crocs. And you're a lobster, so you have no opinion.
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#6 BananaMash

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:43 PM

Like I said before, you look terrible in Crocs. And you're a lobster, so you have no opinion.


I look terrible in Crocs? B-but... I... I just bought five new pairs for our wedding night Gooby! :sadno:
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#7 LordCanuck

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:43 PM

What happens when u split a banana?



You get a banana split.

har har har
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#8 BananaMash

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:44 PM

What happens when u split a banana?



You get a banana split.

har har har


Oh god I thought comedy central wouldn't let The Situation attend another roast, I was wrong.
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:49 PM

i think you are a great person
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 08:03 PM

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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#11 Kazmanian Devil

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 08:27 PM

bandanamush sux lol
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#12 Bork Laser

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 10:46 PM

Happy birthday Mash. But you are no good jabroni Ultimate Warrior class.
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 10:50 PM

BananaMash your adopted.
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 10:50 PM

Happy birthday Mash. But you are no good jabroni Ultimate Warrior class.


worse than the raisin balls Hulk Hogan I never respect him #teamshiekie
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#15 Bork Laser

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 10:57 PM

worse than the raisin balls Hulk Hogan I never respect him #teamshiekie

and the Chris Brown mother.
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 08:37 AM

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#17 BananaMash

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 12:29 PM

Happy 13th


I'm just glad to finally be a teenager! :D
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 01:18 PM

Happy birthday FatBurger! :bigblush: Err I mean BananaMash!
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#19 BananaMash

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 01:33 PM

Happy birthday FatBurger! :bigblush: Err I mean BananaMash!


That was a dope username choice originally on my part.

Edited by BananaMash, 24 February 2013 - 01:34 PM.

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#20 Jai604

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 01:57 PM

Bananas look like pen0rs
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#21 Gumballthechewy

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 02:46 PM

I think less of you than I do my dogs stool. Your own body hates you so much your knee tried to commit suicide. The doctor seriously considered prescribing cyanide instead of painkillers. I once ate a pie and barfed because I thought of you. I once mentioned your name out loud and my dog attacked my face. I phoned a pizza place for take out and when I said your name they sent a hit squad instead.

Happy birthday BananaMash, I hope you choke on some cake.

I think I'm done.

Edited by Gumballthechewy, 25 February 2013 - 11:53 AM.

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#22 The Hornet

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 11:31 PM

To BananaMash:





Happy Birthday!
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#23 Mainly Mattias

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 11:47 PM

happy soon to be birthday bm.

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“Your journey has molded you for your greater good, and it was exactly what it needed to be. Don't think you've lost time. There is no short-cutting to life. It took each and every situation you have encountered to bring you to the now. And now is right on time.” ― Asha Tyson

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 10:33 PM

You really know how to fill out a dress. You look great in heels.
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#25 Crom!

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 11:06 PM

I was going to sit down and write a roast for you but I quit halfway through, kinda like everything you do on CDC;

http://forum.canucks...-survivor-full/
http://forum.canucks...ng-cmn-forever/
http://forum.canucks...ic-you-give-me/
http://forum.canucks...lemme-draw-you/
http://forum.canucks...ades-of-orange/
http://forum.canucks...reshest-prince/
http://forum.canucks...ce/page__st__60
http://forum.canucks...brand-products/
http://forum.canucks...ic/page__st__30
http://forum.canucks...en/page__st__90
http://forum.canucks...0#entry11168782

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#26 BananaMash

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 11:08 PM

I was going to sit down and write a roast for you but I quit halfway through, kinda like everything you do on CDC;

http://forum.canucks...-survivor-full/
http://forum.canucks...ng-cmn-forever/
http://forum.canucks...ic-you-give-me/
http://forum.canucks...lemme-draw-you/
http://forum.canucks...ades-of-orange/
http://forum.canucks...reshest-prince/
http://forum.canucks...ce/page__st__60
http://forum.canucks...brand-products/
http://forum.canucks...ic/page__st__30
http://forum.canucks...en/page__st__90
http://forum.canucks...0#entry11168782

:P


Crom wins the roast, everyone else can go home.
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Posted 25 February 2013 - 11:09 PM

Crom wins the roast, everyone else can go home.

noa. I winner. I always winner. HO HO HO! YOU KNOW IT JABRONI!
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#28 Gumballthechewy

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 11:59 AM

Crom wins the roast, everyone else can go home.


But what if my home burnt down and there's dog poop on the floor?
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#29 BananaMash

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 12:03 PM

But what if my home burnt down and there's dog poop on the floor?


You will lay in your homes ashes and cry.
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 12:38 PM

You will lay in your homes ashes and cry.


Can I at least use the dog poop as a pillow?
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