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BananaMash

BananaMash Birthday Bash Roast Bonanza

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I think less of you than I do my dogs stool. Your own body hates you so much your knee tried to commit suicide. The doctor seriously considered prescribing cyanide instead of painkillers. I once ate a pie and barfed because I thought of you. I once mentioned your name out loud and my dog attacked my face. I phoned a pizza place for take out and when I said your name they sent a hit squad instead.

Happy birthday BananaMash, I hope you choke on some cake.

I think I'm done.

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You really know how to fill out a dress. You look great in heels.

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Crom wins the roast, everyone else can go home.

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But what if my home burnt down and there's dog poop on the floor?

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You will lay in your homes ashes and cry.

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That would be acceptable. It's also your breakfast.

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Not to mention, soul mate, sex buddy, special toy, toothpaste, gravy, and when frozen - meat replacement.

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It's a very versatile substance.

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That would be acceptable. It's also your breakfast.

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Wait, where am I? Is this real?

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so are we saying Happy "You're Old!" Day yet?

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