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BananaMash Birthday Bash Roast Bonanza

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Guest Gumballthechewy

I think less of you than I do my dogs stool. Your own body hates you so much your knee tried to commit suicide. The doctor seriously considered prescribing cyanide instead of painkillers. I once ate a pie and barfed because I thought of you. I once mentioned your name out loud and my dog attacked my face. I phoned a pizza place for take out and when I said your name they sent a hit squad instead.

Happy birthday BananaMash, I hope you choke on some cake.

I think I'm done.

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Guest Gumballthechewy

Crom wins the roast, everyone else can go home.

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Guest Gumballthechewy

That would be acceptable. It's also your breakfast.

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Guest Gumballthechewy

Wait, where am I? Is this real?

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