Guest Gumballthechewy Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I think less of you than I do my dogs stool. Your own body hates you so much your knee tried to commit suicide. The doctor seriously considered prescribing cyanide instead of painkillers. I once ate a pie and barfed because I thought of you. I once mentioned your name out loud and my dog attacked my face. I phoned a pizza place for take out and when I said your name they sent a hit squad instead. Happy birthday BananaMash, I hope you choke on some cake. I think I'm done. Link to comment
The Hornet Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 To BananaMash: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f3waZ9GYgM Happy Birthday! Link to comment
Mainly Mattias Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 happy soon to be birthday bm. amidoingitrite? Link to comment
Offensive Threat Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 You really know how to fill out a dress. You look great in heels. Link to comment
Crom! Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I was going to sit down and write a roast for you but I quit halfway through, kinda like everything you do on CDC; /topic/336919-chl-season-2-now-with-less-innovation/page__pid__11168782__st__2400#entry11168782">http://forum.canucks.com/topic/336919-chl-season-2-now-with-less-innovation/page__pid__11168782__st__2400#entry11168782 Link to comment
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Lil B From The Pack Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Crom wins the roast, everyone else can go home. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Crom wins the roast, everyone else can go home. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted February 26, 2013 Author Share Posted February 26, 2013 But what if my home burnt down and there's dog poop on the floor? Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 You will lay in your homes ashes and cry. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted February 26, 2013 Author Share Posted February 26, 2013 Can I at least use the dog poop as a pillow? Link to comment
Tigs Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 That would be acceptable. It's also your breakfast. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted February 26, 2013 Author Share Posted February 26, 2013 Not to mention, soul mate, sex buddy, special toy, toothpaste, gravy, and when frozen - meat replacement. Link to comment
Tigs Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 It's a very versatile substance. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 That would be acceptable. It's also your breakfast. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted February 26, 2013 Author Share Posted February 26, 2013 On a sidenote, nice to see you around again. Link to comment
Mainly Mattias Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 so are we saying Happy "You're Old!" Day yet? Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Wait, where am I? Is this real? Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 5, 2013 Author Share Posted March 5, 2013 so are we saying Happy "You're Old!" Day yet? Link to comment
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