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#1 Gumballthechewy

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 10:50 PM

So I got drafted by Phoenix, yeah I know that's pretty funny but that's not the funny part, ok so I got drafted and have been playing with them for a while and one game we play Ottawa and the game goes to a shootout.

Vrbata misses.
Spezza misses.
I miss.
Karlsson misses.
Miele misses.
Alfredsson misses.
Then about 10 more guys between both teams miss.

Then Torres steps onto the ice.

The crowd goes quiet, there's a buzz of excitement flowing through the air. He sets off like a man possessed, blazing down the ice, spittle flying from his mouth, blood shot eyes staring down Anderson. He gets in close. He fakes left! He fakes right! He fires and he buries it top corner!

The crowd goes wild! The bench piles on the ice to congratulate the Human Bowling Ball! He saved the day in the shootout!

True story.

Edited by Gumballthechewy, 26 February 2013 - 10:51 PM.

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 11:13 PM

I thought you said it was a funny story...
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 11:16 PM

I thought you said it was a funny story...


Funny to those with a sense of humour and a memory.
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 11:18 PM

I thought you said it was a funny story...


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Posted 26 February 2013 - 11:19 PM

That's one heck of a story
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Posted 01 March 2013 - 03:30 PM

I wona b yur bff.


No but seriously, they all missed?
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Posted 01 March 2013 - 08:43 PM

To people who don't remember, when we had Torres here, there was a shootout that went on and on and when it was Torres' turn to shoot he scored and won the game.

I wona b yur bff.


No but seriously, they all missed?


bffs fr evr!!1!

Yes, it seems in BAP shootouts, more often then not, go well beyond the first 5 shooters...

Edited by Gumballthechewy, 01 March 2013 - 08:45 PM.

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