Lack of swordsmen leads Saudi Arabia to consider dropping public beheadings

[Squeak]

And? I am typing on my phone... 7k+ Posts are half of those telling people what they spelled wrong? Congrats big guy you must have an amazing life. Sorry I should put a cople of mspeled werds fer u 2 b abel 2 du wut u du bst.

[Aladeen]

What do you expect? He posts truncated versions of dictionary definitions to attempt to show how smart he is but doesn't think spelling is important.

[Stefan]

And? I am typing on my phone... 7k+ Posts are half of those telling people what they spelled wrong? Congrats big guy you must have an amazing life. Sorry I should put a cople of mspeled werds fer u 2 b abel 2 du wut u du bst.

[Aladeen]

The irony is unparallelled.

[Aladeen]

You're judging someone for correcting your spelling, while you've accused someone of larping (which holds no relevance to anything) 7 times.

[theminister]

omg a post not correcting spelling... I am shocked... but what else could you possibly have to post about?

[Squeak]

omg a post not correcting spelling... I am shocked... but what else could you possibly have to post about?

[Aladeen]

I actually posted a .gif in the thread earlier

I am multi-talented.

[Aladeen]

Your lack of knowledge of weapons, self-defense and martial arts for three.

[theminister]

Hilarious man... peace... I don't want to upset a weapons expert anymore... I will always be looking into shadows at night wondering if Ninja theminister is lurking in there somewhere.

[Aladeen]

Oooooh.

You think Stefan should care that you don't care about but think we should care what about your insults? LOL!

I never said I was swordplay expert. I was just reinforcing that you are not.

[theminister]

Don't be so humble Master Ninja Sifu Sword-Expert Samurai Kensei Duelist theminister. Your knowledge of everything Martial Arts is unquestionable and undeniable.

[Aladeen]

You are so easily baited.

Go on then. Say something factual or that has some substance. You haven't since the OP.

[Scott Hartnell's Mane]

You know....a thought just occurred to me reading this headline....I wonder...I genuinely wonder...how the job interview for this position would go..."So, we understand you're very fond of scimitars and you have an admirable disdain for infidels. You meet the criteria for this position, but we've interviewed five other potential employees today just a bit more qualified...so why don't you leave us your resume. Next!" And then I wonder...if there has to be some kind of proving ceremony...or ritual...where they line up giant pumpkins or something like that...haha maybe even watermelon, Gallagher style...and they have a precision competition to see who can sever the most in a certain manner in like 90 seconds...the winner is awarded the position of "Infidel Executioner" and the others aren't discouraged...cause the ones who didn't win that role...get to be suicide bombers...everybody wins!

[Newsflash]

Holy crap Aladeen, are you on bath salts?

[Stefan]

Holy crap Aladeen, are you on bath salts?

[Aladeen]

Holy crap Aladeen, are you on bath salts?

[Aladeen]

Be careful. He will accuse you of larping.

[Scott Hartnell's Mane]

For those in this thread who don't know what LARP is...it is Live Action Role Play. A lot of it takes place at Comi-Con and other get togethers...it's like cosplay. In this case, Aladeen was trying to say that whoever the other poster was...was LARP ing in this thread...taking on a fantasy role as a swordplay expert. It was all satirical to anyone who knows what LARP ing is.

[Stefan]

For those in this thread who don't know what LARP is...it is Live Action Role Play. A lot of it takes place at Comi-Con and other get togethers...it's like cosplay. In this case, Aladeen was trying to say that whoever the other poster was...was LARP ing in this thread...taking on a fantasy role as a swordplay expert. It was all satirical to anyone who knows what LARP ing is.