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#1 kanucks1

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 03:45 PM

Simple, you answer the question on what you would rather do/go. Then Post two other options.



Would You Rather........


Get your legs eaten by a shark, or get tickled tied down to a table for 2 minutes constantly?
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Posted 16 March 2013 - 03:49 PM

Tickle-tied, no contest. I'd rather keep my legs.


Take a vodka shot out of a hairy belly button, or suck on a man's sweaty nipple for 5 seconds

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 04:20 PM

I would have rather not clicked on this stupid thread...

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 04:52 PM

Easy one. Take the vodka shot out of a hairy belly button. It's quick and you get rewarded for you troubles.


Punched in the face by an NHL goon or kicked in the ass by a European pro soccer player.

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 05:50 PM

Easy one. Take the vodka shot out of a hairy belly button. It's quick and you get rewarded for you troubles.


Punched in the face by an NHL goon or kicked in the ass by a European pro soccer player.


Kicked in the ass.

Would you rather make out with a guy for 30 seconds or your mother for 30 seconds ?

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 06:02 PM

Kicked in the ass.

Would you rather make out with a guy for 30 seconds or your mother for 30 seconds ?



Mother :rolleyes:


Would you rather watch a Columbus vs Islanders game or kick a wall with a toothpick in your toe nail.
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Posted 16 March 2013 - 06:41 PM

Isles game (reluctantly)

Would you rather watch a WNBA game or have your limbs cut off slowly by a butter knife

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 06:55 PM

Limbs cut off slowly with a butter knife.


Would you rather bunk with Gary Bettman for a year or get run over by a '76 Cadillac Eldorado?

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 01:21 AM

Bettman, I imagine he makes good money and has a strong network I could grease my way into.

Quick punch to the nuts or five hour root canal without freezing/pain aid.

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 10:40 AM

quick punch, no contest.


would you rather get pepper sprayed in the eyes and not rinse them out or rub them for 3o seconds, or make out with Gary Bettman for a minute?
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Posted 17 March 2013 - 10:46 AM

Gary Bettman. He seems like a cuddler. I like that.

Would you rather walk around downtown in the middle of winter for 1 hour with nothing but socks on or wipe Gary Bettman's arse after a big dump?

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 10:52 AM

Downtown

Would you rather take a slapshot from Zdeno Chara in the face or have one of your nuts removed

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 10:56 AM

Downtown

Would you rather take a slapshot from Zdeno Chara in the face or have one of your nuts removed



Ouch! thats a hard one.......I guess the slapshot :mellow:


Would you rather get your arm cut off with the a rusty skate blade, or do a snow angel in the snow naked for 10 minutes.
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Posted 17 March 2013 - 11:05 AM

Too easy, the 10 minute naked snow angel. I'd do that just for fun,


would you rather tickle an obese old man's naked hairy butt with a feather for 1 hour or let a naked Gary Bettman pat your butt for 30 minutes?

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 12:30 PM

why didn't you make this in spam threads???

well I'm sorry that gd is soo perfect


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Posted 17 March 2013 - 04:11 PM

why didn't you make this in spam threads???


Is that your final answer?

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 10:19 PM

Too easy, the 10 minute naked snow angel. I'd do that just for fun,


would you rather tickle an obese old man's naked hairy butt with a feather for 1 hour or let a naked Gary Bettman pat your butt for 30 minutes?


The feather one.

Would you rather Live without your computer for your entire life, or live without your tv for your entire life?
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Posted 18 March 2013 - 08:45 PM

Easy, live without my TV. My computer does everything my TV does and more.

Would you rather walk in on your parents or be walked in on by your parents.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 10:33 PM

Walk in on my parents.

Would u rather not watch hockey for 2 years straight or give up your cell phone for 2 years straight?
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Posted 19 March 2013 - 06:33 AM

Maybe I am going to burn at the stake for this , but I would rather not watch hockey for two years. I can still listen to it on the radio, right?

Would you rather walk in on your girlfriend/wife with your boss or walkin in on your best friend with your mom?

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 12:16 PM

girlfriend.

would you rather coach the Toronto maple leafs or phoenix coyotes?
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Posted 20 March 2013 - 06:21 PM

girlfriend.

would you rather coach the Toronto maple leafs or phoenix coyotes?


the coyotes, made it to the conference finals last season, good leadership/goaltending.

would you rather lick the sidewalk on easthastings or walk blindfolded and barefoot through the alley behind the carnegy?

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 08:48 PM

the coyotes, made it to the conference finals last season, good leadership/goaltending.

would you rather lick the sidewalk on easthastings or walk blindfolded and barefoot through the alley behind the carnegy?


lick sidewalk, a could get killed walking blindfolded near there!

Would you rather sleep on the floor for a year with no pillow or blanket, or sleep on east hastings for a year on the street with a pillow and blankets?
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 06:28 AM

Easy one. I would rather sleep on the floor with no pillow or blanket.

Would you rather die from a brutal allergic reaction or die by getting a puck shot in your face by Maple Leafs player?

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 07:44 AM

I imagine it'd be more beneficial to my family if I die by maple leaf, maple leafs get sued, and the stupid leaf player goes by the way a la espen knutsen, works out all round.

would you rather win 5 million dollars and work full time, or get full time wages to not have to work?

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 01:54 PM

Get full time wages and not have to work.

I'm Lazy ;)


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Posted 21 March 2013 - 02:09 PM

Get full time wages and not have to work.

I'm Lazy ;)


Would you rather eat your poop or drink your pee twice?


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I will drink my own pee.


Would you rather watch the Oilers win the Cup or the Canucks lose in the finals?

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 04:40 PM

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I will drink my own pee.


Would you rather watch the Oilers win the Cup or the Canucks lose in the finals?


Oilers win. That way I won't waste as much time watching the canucks just to be disappointed.



Would you rather eat the present inside a babies diaper or a used tampon (heavy flow).

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 06:55 PM

Babies diaper.

Would you rather

Not eat anything but fruit and vegetables for a year, or watch only Islanders games for a year?
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 07:10 PM

Would you rather

Not eat anything but fruit and vegetables for a year, or watch only Islanders games for a year?


as long as I had someone to prepare balanced fruit and veg meals for me then that, might be able to trim up and no more muffin/beer top

would you rather be actively bisexual and live comfortably, or be straight with a great lookin woman but always struggling financially to cover your basic needs?
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