kanucks1 Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Simple, you answer the question on what you would rather do/go. Then Post two other options. Would You Rather........ Get your legs eaten by a shark, or get tickled tied down to a table for 2 minutes constantly? Link to comment
Niloc009 Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Tickle-tied, no contest. I'd rather keep my legs. Take a vodka shot out of a hairy belly button, or suck on a man's sweaty nipple for 5 seconds Link to comment
rb4u Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 I would have rather not clicked on this stupid thread... Link to comment
Gross-Misconduct Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Easy one. Take the vodka shot out of a hairy belly button. It's quick and you get rewarded for you troubles. Punched in the face by an NHL goon or kicked in the ass by a European pro soccer player. Link to comment
wizeman Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Easy one. Take the vodka shot out of a hairy belly button. It's quick and you get rewarded for you troubles. Punched in the face by an NHL goon or kicked in the ass by a European pro soccer player. Link to comment
kanucks1 Posted March 17, 2013 Author Share Posted March 17, 2013 Kicked in the ass. Would you rather make out with a guy for 30 seconds or your mother for 30 seconds ? Link to comment
Gally Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Isles game (reluctantly) Would you rather watch a WNBA game or have your limbs cut off slowly by a butter knife Link to comment
Gross-Misconduct Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Limbs cut off slowly with a butter knife. Would you rather bunk with Gary Bettman for a year or get run over by a '76 Cadillac Eldorado? Link to comment
:D Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Bettman, I imagine he makes good money and has a strong network I could grease my way into. Quick punch to the nuts or five hour root canal without freezing/pain aid. Link to comment
kanucks1 Posted March 17, 2013 Author Share Posted March 17, 2013 quick punch, no contest. would you rather get pepper sprayed in the eyes and not rinse them out or rub them for 3o seconds, or make out with Gary Bettman for a minute? Link to comment
Gross-Misconduct Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Gary Bettman. He seems like a cuddler. I like that. Would you rather walk around downtown in the middle of winter for 1 hour with nothing but socks on or wipe Gary Bettman's arse after a big dump? Link to comment
Gally Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Downtown Would you rather take a slapshot from Zdeno Chara in the face or have one of your nuts removed Link to comment
kanucks1 Posted March 17, 2013 Author Share Posted March 17, 2013 Downtown Would you rather take a slapshot from Zdeno Chara in the face or have one of your nuts removed Link to comment
Gross-Misconduct Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Too easy, the 10 minute naked snow angel. I'd do that just for fun, would you rather tickle an obese old man's naked hairy butt with a feather for 1 hour or let a naked Gary Bettman pat your butt for 30 minutes? Link to comment
GodzillaDeuce Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 why didn't you make this in spam threads??? Link to comment
Gross-Misconduct Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 why didn't you make this in spam threads??? Link to comment
kanucks1 Posted March 18, 2013 Author Share Posted March 18, 2013 Too easy, the 10 minute naked snow angel. I'd do that just for fun, would you rather tickle an obese old man's naked hairy butt with a feather for 1 hour or let a naked Gary Bettman pat your butt for 30 minutes? Link to comment
etsen3 Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Easy, live without my TV. My computer does everything my TV does and more. Would you rather walk in on your parents or be walked in on by your parents. Link to comment
kanucks1 Posted March 19, 2013 Author Share Posted March 19, 2013 Walk in on my parents. Would u rather not watch hockey for 2 years straight or give up your cell phone for 2 years straight? Link to comment
GrainWetzky Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Maybe I am going to burn at the stake for this , but I would rather not watch hockey for two years. I can still listen to it on the radio, right? Would you rather walk in on your girlfriend/wife with your boss or walkin in on your best friend with your mom? Link to comment
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