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#1 Mainly Mattias

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 10:21 PM

List some skills everyone should know, regardless of their sex.

I'll start off with a few..
  • How to shut off their water and gas
  • How to hook up jumper cables
  • How to change a tire
  • How to sew a button on
  • How to drive stick shift

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 10:24 PM

#5 is really pushing it for the ladies :bigblush:
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 10:35 PM

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The difference between Then and Than, You're and Your, There, Their and They're, To and Too etc.
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 10:37 PM

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The difference between Then and Than, You're and Your, There, Their and They're, To and Too etc.

your kidding me right
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 10:40 PM

The difference between Then and Than, You're and Your, There, Their and They're, To and Too etc.


Thats way to hard.
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 10:43 PM

List some skills everyone should know, regardless of their sex.

I'll start off with a few..

  • How to shut off their water and gas Yes
  • How to hook up jumper cables Yes
  • How to change a tire Yes
  • How to sew a button on No
  • How to drive stick shift Yes


I'M A FAILURE.

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 10:45 PM

Knowing how to swim
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 10:49 PM

People should really know how to google by now.
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 11:29 PM

How to iron
How to use a washer/dryer
How to start a fire
How to lose a guy in 10 days
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 11:52 PM

How to change the clock in their car..... Impossible
How to tie a bowtie
Know where the nearest fire extinguisher is
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 11:59 PM

How to cook for their partners / themselves.
Do not EVER put your hands on a woman unless you are invited to.
Respect your elders.
Drinking / Drugging and Driving is really dumb.
Live music is best!
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 12:06 AM

Pump gas
Cook
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#13 Mainly Mattias

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 12:14 AM

start a fire and tie a bowtie.. good ones. i should learn those.
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 12:34 AM

List some skills everyone should know, regardless of their sex.

I'll start off with a few..

  • How to shut off their water and gas
  • How to hook up jumper cables
  • How to change a tire
  • How to sew a button on
  • How to drive stick shift



I don't drive so why would I need to know all the car stuff?
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 12:50 AM

how to shut the frack up!!! (applies to both sexes)
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 12:54 AM

How to relax.
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 01:08 AM

your kidding me right


You are not rite. Now I ll say your last rights.
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 01:19 AM

The difference between Then and Than, You're and Your, There, Their and They're, To and Too etc.

i can't believe anyone with an elementry education doesnt know the difference if they truly tried, but then again, kids these days...
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 01:37 AM

I don't drive so why would I need to know all the car stuff?

oh! another good one!

How to drive
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 03:25 AM

How to make a proper sandwich
How to touch their toes without bending knees.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 04:41 AM

everybody should know how to make grilled cheese
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:02 AM

everybody should know how to make grilled cheese


What if you're lactose intolerant?
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:22 AM

What if you're lactose intolerant?



He said make, not eat. :)
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:41 AM

start a fire and tie a bowtie..  good ones.  i should learn those.


I find bow ties good for starting fires with.
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:43 AM

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i can't believe anyone with an elementry education doesnt know the difference if they truly tried, but then again, the eduscation systum these days...

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 06:28 AM

How to change the clock in their car..... Impossible


Disconnect the battery at exactly 12 noon, then re-connect and there you go.
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 06:39 AM

oh! another good one!

How to drive

not gonna lie, I lolled

as for changing my tire, the mechanism to get it off the bottom of my truck is broken, so I'm just hoping I don't get a flat before I can fix/figure out how to get it off without using it
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 10:57 AM

The difference between Then and Than, You're and Your, There, Their and They're, To and Too etc.


as well as when to use "of" and when to use "have"

I could of used this advice for my third time through English 11.

or

I could "have" used this advice for my third time through English 11.
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 11:34 AM

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 11:59 AM

List some skills everyone should know, regardless of their sex.

I'll start off with a few..

  • How to shut off their water and gas
  • How to hook up jumper cables
  • How to change a tire
  • How to sew a button on
  • How to drive stick shift

Oh boy I'm 2/5
I can't really sew but a button might be ok, and I know how to hook up jumper cables.

Really need to learn how to change a tire though.

My uncle thought it would be funny to make me drive stick for the first time...on the streets of Istanbul...a city of 13 million. I went half a block and freaked out lol.
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