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65 Year Old Update: Kick-start my Heart!

User: Susraiders

Name: Mats Sundberg

Gender: Male

Age: 65 Years Old

Born: Halmstad, Sweden

Type: Needy/Greedy

Job: Policeman

Health Issues: N/A

Spouse: Singrid (F)

Special Notes: Another one of your cars has been stolen. You used your work to illegally make an extra 10,000 USD.

User: Salo'sBomb

Name: Ulv Aas

Gender: Male

Age: 65 Years Old (Deceased)

Born: Oslo, Norway

Type: Violent/Greedy

Job: Mechanic

Health Issues: Diabetes.

Spouse: Astrid (F)

Children: Bjorn (M)

Special Notes: Your father has died. You wife has brain damage from a traumatic fall. You have diabetes. You have died at age 65 from diabetes. Your net worth was 442,800 USD.

Rest In Peace

User: Kazmanian Devil

Name: Abdul-Hafeez Fakir-Syed-Aizazuddin

Gender: Male

Age: 60 Years Old (Deceased)

Born: Fier, Albania

Type: Rational

Job: Salesperson

Health Issues: Smoker

Spouse: Najmah (F)

Special Notes: You have developed lung cancer. You have died at age 60 from lung cancer. Your net worth was 123,000 USD.

Rest in Peace

User: The Phaneuf Train

Name: Adolfo Ximenez

Gender: Male

Age: 65 Years Old

Born: Puebla, Mexico

Type: Violent/Greedy

Job: Factory Worker

Health Issues: Goiter.

Spouse: Luz (F) (Deceased)

Special Notes: Your parents have died in a car accident, you inherited zero pesos from them as they were poor. They were poor, but still had a car to crash. Crazy mexicans.

User: nuckin_futz

Name: Hans Herzog

Gender: Male

Age: 65 Years Old

Born: Vudaz, Lichtenstein

Type: Violent/Greedy

Job: Teacher's Aid

Health Issues: Prostate Cancer

Special Notes: You have started seeing a man named Helmut (what are the chances of TWO people named Helmut?). Helmut has contracted hepatitis. You have contracted hepatitis. Helmut II has dumped you. You have been cured of hepatitis. You have started dating a man named Lorenz Hurtz. You have been diagnosed with prostate cancer. Lorenz has broken up with you.

User: knoxdown

Name: Orkun Tural

Gender: Male

Age: 63 Years Old (Deceased)

Born: Paphos, Cyprus

Type: Rational/Greedy

Job: Textile Worker

Spouse: Yasmin (F) (Deceased)

Children: Orkun Jr. (M), Beli (F), Aral (M)

Health Issues: N/A

Special Notes: You have died at age 63 from a heart attack. Your net worth was 39,000 USD.

Rest in Peace

User: Hansen 36

Name: Valdemeer Jensen

Gender: Male

Age: 63 Years Old (Deceased)

Born: Ribe, Denmark

Type: Rational

Job: Metal Worker

Health Issues: Stunted Growth

Special Notes: You once again fell into drugs and died at 63 from a heart infection. Your net worth was 51,000 USD.

Rest in Peace

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75 Year Old Update: How Are They Not All Dead Yet?

User: Susraiders

Name: Mats Sundberg

Gender: Male

Age: 75 Years Old

Born: Halmstad, Sweden

Type: Needy/Greedy

Job: Salesperson

Health Issues: N/A

Spouse: Singrid (F)

Special Notes: You have stolen 500,000 kronas (at age 71). You have become and alcoholic, but you have given up drinking shortly after. You have retired as a policeman, and now work as a salesperson.

User: The Phaneuf Train

Name: Adolfo Ximenez

Gender: Male

Age: 69 Years Old (Deceased)

Born: Puebla, Mexico

Type: Violent/Greedy

Job: Factory Worker

Health Issues: Goiter. Bladder Cancer

Spouse: Luz (F) (Deceased)

Special Notes: You have died from bladder cancer. Your net worth was 22,000 USD.

User: nuckin_futz

Name: Hans Herzog

Gender: Male

Age: 68 Years Old (Deceased)

Born: Vudaz, Lichtenstein

Type: Violent/Greedy

Job: Teacher's Aid

Health Issues: Prostate Cancer

Special Notes: You have died at 68 from prostate cancer. Your net worth was 47,000 USD.

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Special Notes: You have started seeing a man named Helmut (what are the chances of TWO people named Helmut?). Helmut has contracted hepatitis. You have contracted hepatitis. Helmut II has dumped you. You have been cured of hepatitis. You have started dating a man named Lorenz Hurtz. You have been diagnosed with prostate cancer. Lorenz has broken up with you.

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That bastard Lorenz. he said he'd never leave me.

Can someone just hit me over the head with a shovel and end this pathetic existence?

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85 Year Old Round: If You Can Call It That

User: Susraiders

Name: Mats Sundberg

Gender: Male

Age: 76 Years Old (Deceased)

Born: Halmstad, Sweden

Type: Needy/Greedy

Job: Salesperson

Health Issues: N/A

Spouse: Singrid (F)

Special Notes: You have died from heart disease at 76 years old. Your net worth was 19,000 USD

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