zombieksa Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Kinda bummed Jasmin died. She seemed to keep me a happy blue collar man. R.I.P. Yasmin Tural. You will be missed. Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Wife has a goiter? Must be great in bed. Link to comment
Argon Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 She was the first one to hit you also, the relationship was interesting. Yeah it gives you the option to beat them or not if they hit you. I made a mistake and rolled with it. Link to comment
zombieksa Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 So 7 left? I predict 4 make it past 65. Link to comment
Crom! Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Hans: Special Notes: You've stolen some more money from your work. Helmut has broken up with you. You've left your job for a position as a teachers aid. Teachers aid, raising awareness about AIDS. Link to comment
Argon Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Hans: Special Notes: You've stolen some more money from your work. Helmut has broken up with you. You've left your job for a position as a teachers aid. Teachers aid, raising awareness about AIDS. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 65 Year Old Update: Kick-start my Heart! User: Susraiders Name: Mats Sundberg Gender: Male Age: 65 Years Old Born: Halmstad, Sweden Type: Needy/Greedy Job: Policeman Health Issues: N/A Spouse: Singrid (F) Special Notes: Another one of your cars has been stolen. You used your work to illegally make an extra 10,000 USD. User: Salo'sBomb Name: Ulv Aas Gender: Male Age: 65 Years Old (Deceased) Born: Oslo, Norway Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Mechanic Health Issues: Diabetes. Spouse: Astrid (F) Children: Bjorn (M) Special Notes: Your father has died. You wife has brain damage from a traumatic fall. You have diabetes. You have died at age 65 from diabetes. Your net worth was 442,800 USD. Rest In Peace User: Kazmanian Devil Name: Abdul-Hafeez Fakir-Syed-Aizazuddin Gender: Male Age: 60 Years Old (Deceased) Born: Fier, Albania Type: Rational Job: Salesperson Health Issues: Smoker Spouse: Najmah (F) Special Notes: You have developed lung cancer. You have died at age 60 from lung cancer. Your net worth was 123,000 USD. Rest in Peace User: The Phaneuf Train Name: Adolfo Ximenez Gender: Male Age: 65 Years Old Born: Puebla, Mexico Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Factory Worker Health Issues: Goiter. Spouse: Luz (F) (Deceased) Special Notes: Your parents have died in a car accident, you inherited zero pesos from them as they were poor. They were poor, but still had a car to crash. Crazy mexicans. User: nuckin_futz Name: Hans Herzog Gender: Male Age: 65 Years Old Born: Vudaz, Lichtenstein Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Teacher's Aid Health Issues: Prostate Cancer Special Notes: You have started seeing a man named Helmut (what are the chances of TWO people named Helmut?). Helmut has contracted hepatitis. You have contracted hepatitis. Helmut II has dumped you. You have been cured of hepatitis. You have started dating a man named Lorenz Hurtz. You have been diagnosed with prostate cancer. Lorenz has broken up with you. User: knoxdown Name: Orkun Tural Gender: Male Age: 63 Years Old (Deceased) Born: Paphos, Cyprus Type: Rational/Greedy Job: Textile Worker Spouse: Yasmin (F) (Deceased) Children: Orkun Jr. (M), Beli (F), Aral (M) Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: You have died at age 63 from a heart attack. Your net worth was 39,000 USD. Rest in Peace User: Hansen 36 Name: Valdemeer Jensen Gender: Male Age: 63 Years Old (Deceased) Born: Ribe, Denmark Type: Rational Job: Metal Worker Health Issues: Stunted Growth Special Notes: You once again fell into drugs and died at 63 from a heart infection. Your net worth was 51,000 USD. Rest in Peace Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Well, that was mediocre. At least I outscored somebody. Thanks for the round, Mash. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 Well, that was mediocre. At least I outscored somebody. Thanks for the round, Mash. Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 It's because of the lack of Montenegro. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 75 Year Old Update: How Are They Not All Dead Yet? User: Susraiders Name: Mats Sundberg Gender: Male Age: 75 Years Old Born: Halmstad, Sweden Type: Needy/Greedy Job: Salesperson Health Issues: N/A Spouse: Singrid (F) Special Notes: You have stolen 500,000 kronas (at age 71). You have become and alcoholic, but you have given up drinking shortly after. You have retired as a policeman, and now work as a salesperson. User: The Phaneuf Train Name: Adolfo Ximenez Gender: Male Age: 69 Years Old (Deceased) Born: Puebla, Mexico Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Factory Worker Health Issues: Goiter. Bladder Cancer Spouse: Luz (F) (Deceased) Special Notes: You have died from bladder cancer. Your net worth was 22,000 USD. User: nuckin_futz Name: Hans Herzog Gender: Male Age: 68 Years Old (Deceased) Born: Vudaz, Lichtenstein Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Teacher's Aid Health Issues: Prostate Cancer Special Notes: You have died at 68 from prostate cancer. Your net worth was 47,000 USD. Link to comment
zombieksa Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Damn, 65 yrs and had no medical issues. Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Wow, my net worth was one of the higher ones. Also, in the end, everyone becomes a salesperson. Link to comment
nuckin_futz Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Special Notes: You have started seeing a man named Helmut (what are the chances of TWO people named Helmut?). Helmut has contracted hepatitis. You have contracted hepatitis. Helmut II has dumped you. You have been cured of hepatitis. You have started dating a man named Lorenz Hurtz. You have been diagnosed with prostate cancer. Lorenz has broken up with you. ****************************** That bastard Lorenz. he said he'd never leave me. Can someone just hit me over the head with a shovel and end this pathetic existence? Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 85 Year Old Round: If You Can Call It That User: Susraiders Name: Mats Sundberg Gender: Male Age: 76 Years Old (Deceased) Born: Halmstad, Sweden Type: Needy/Greedy Job: Salesperson Health Issues: N/A Spouse: Singrid (F) Special Notes: You have died from heart disease at 76 years old. Your net worth was 19,000 USD Link to comment
Argon Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 what's the final bum buddy count for Hans? Link to comment
Master 112 Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Put me down on the waiting list when you get the chance, if you'd please. Link to comment
Dion Phaneuf Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Passed away at 69 like a boss Link to comment
nuckin_futz Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 what's the final bum buddy count for Hans? Link to comment
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