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#121 nuckin_futz

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 05:52 PM

Special Notes: Started dating a man named Jurgen. He dumped you after a single year, and you started dating a new man named Max. He dumped you after two years. You have taken illegal drugs.

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Well on the bright side I managed to see my 25th birthday without dying.

So I have been dumped by 4 dudes? Geez, I get more ass than a public toilet. Ba Dum Tiss.

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#122 BananaMash

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 05:56 PM

Special Notes: Started dating a man named Jurgen. He dumped you after a single year, and you started dating a new man named Max. He dumped you after two years. You have taken illegal drugs.

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Well on the bright side I managed to see my 25th birthday without dying.

So I have been dumped by 4 dudes? Geez, I get more ass than a public toilet. Ba Dum Tiss.


You had the opportunity to use Eminem lyrics like the trend has been in CMN and you didn't even do it.

"Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat"

Okay, it's Nate Dogg, but it's on an Eminem song. It would have worked better if your character had the drug problem too.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 06:05 PM

You had the opportunity to use Eminem lyrics like the trend has been in CMN and you didn't even do it.

"Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat"

Okay, it's Nate Dogg, but it's on an Eminem song. It would have worked better if your character had the drug problem too.


Sorry BM. I'm still distraught after getting dumped for the 4th time and not quite myself.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 06:06 PM

Sorry BM. I'm still distraught after getting dumped for the 4th time and not quite myself.


It's okay man, you're fabulous and don't forget that.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 06:08 PM

Alright gents, I have an evening class to go to and then I'm going to my friends house for the game (I think). Possibly 1-2 more updates for tonight and then it's paused until Sunday/Monday.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 06:44 PM

So who is going to have the worst midnight crisis guys? My guy has been quite boring so far, but Yasmin sounds hot.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 07:23 PM

We have our first death of the sim.

Edit: I'm back because my class was cancelled.

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 07:41 PM

If it's not the obvious suggestion (Hansen 36), then I bet it's me. Died by gunshot wound after attempting to rob a bank.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 07:45 PM

35 Year Old Update: Rest in Peace You Glorious Bastard

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:02 PM

RIP Mr. Andrews
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:03 PM

RIP Mr. Andrews


I have a bad feeling that your wife is going to go crazy and murder you or something (I'm not hinting to anything, I haven't simmed any more yet).
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:04 PM

Hans Herzog is a bit of a whore.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:06 PM

Hans Herzog is a bit of a whore.


Your character is my favorite right now I think. He commits robberies while hiding under the guise of being a salesman. He uses his company to make shady illegal transactions.

In his free time? Copious amounts of narcotics.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:07 PM

Not involved in the drug cartel :(

GOITER !!
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:07 PM

Mats Sundberg has a boring life. He stole once as a child and was married by 20, but that's it.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:08 PM

Mats Sundberg has a boring life. He stole once as a child and was married by 20, but that's it.


To be fair, all the interesting stuff happens to characters like that between 45-75 usually. Unless you're Crom, then you just trot along and win the award for being old.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:11 PM

First to have a kid :) Little Narcissistic naming it Orkun Jr., no health issues though either, maybe I'll win longest life.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:11 PM

Goddamnit, I'm a salesperson.

At least I've acquired a wife.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:14 PM

Goddamnit, I'm a salesperson.

At least I've acquired a wife.


It's the only job you could acquire.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:17 PM

Hans Herzog is a bit of a whore.


Damn it, can I be the one who does the dumping for a change. I'm gonna develop a complex or something.

Can you have my character take cooking lessons or something so I might be able to keep a man for more than a year?

http://youtu.be/0jsk1A0tsSc

P.S. I noticed the characters never seem to move to a different city. Getting a little tired of the Vudaz, Lichtenstein attitudes.

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:31 PM

There's only 5000 people in Vaduz. There can't be that many gay men to choose from. At this rate you're going to have dated, and been dumped, by them all.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:33 PM

Goddamnit, I'm a salesperson.

At least I've acquired a wife.


Welcome to the club.

If there's anything I've learned from this game, it's that sales people are complete badasses.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:34 PM

P.S. I noticed the characters never seem to move to a different city. Getting a little tired of the Vudaz, Lichtenstein attitudes.


I don't even know if they can move in 2007 lol.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:34 PM

Your character is my favorite right now I think. He commits robberies while hiding under the guise of being a salesman. He uses his company to make shady illegal transactions.

In his free time? Copious amounts of narcotics.


I'll start a crime family and outlive everyone.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:45 PM

There's only 5000 people in Vaduz. There can't be that many gay men to choose from. At this rate you're going to have dated, and been dumped, by them all.


You're right. Might have to eventually start dating women ewww gross.

I don't even know if they can move in 2007 lol.


This is a problem. In the last round I always felt if Uchenna could have got out of Port Loko and made it to the big city of Freetown she really could have made a go of it.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:49 PM

Someone in here is beating their wife, but I'm not going to say who.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:50 PM

Someone in here is beating their wife, but I'm not going to say who.


Don't look at me.
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:51 PM

this is pure gold
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:53 PM

45 Year Old Update: Backdoor Soap Droppers 14

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:53 PM

Probably the Mexican?

EDIT: I ain't got time for kids

Edited by The Phaneuf Train, 28 March 2013 - 08:57 PM.

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