Salo'sBomb Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Hahaha Stole 13000 dollars at age 12. Link to comment
nuckin_futz Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Special Notes: You have started a homosexual relationship with another boy, he dumped you a year later.. Good new though: You have started a second homosexual relationship with another boy! One of the least offensive memes on this subject I could find. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 Special Notes: You have started a homosexual relationship with another boy, he dumped you a year later.. Good new though: You have started a second homosexual relationship with another boy! One of the least offensive means on this subject I could find. Link to comment
Argon Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 so I guess I'm not in trades school Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 so I guess I'm not in trades school Link to comment
Mainly Mattias Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 so I guess I'm not in trades school Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Why does this game tease me like that? If my mom has a goiter, I want one too. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 Why does this game tease me like that? If my mom has a goiter, I want one too. Link to comment
canucklax Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Looks like I'm a future alcoholic and college drop out, might as well just be this guy Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 The 20 year old update is going to be the most interesting one so far. Lmao. Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 C'mon Lax, it's Philip J. Fry. Link to comment
canucklax Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 C'mon Lax, it's Philip J. Fry. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 20 Year Old Update: Will Kaz Get His Goiter? User: Susraiders Name: Mats Sundberg Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Halmstad, Sweden Type: Needy/Greedy Job: Policeman Health Issues: N/A Spouse: Singrid (F) Special Notes: Married to Singrid! Drafted into the military and reported for duty. Completed two terms (re-enlisted for one extra term) then left the military and became a policeman! User: Scottish Canuck Name: John Johnson Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Brisbane, Australia Type: Passive/Greedy Job: Salesperson Health Issues: Smoker Special Notes: Graduated trade school and began a career as a salesperson. Suffered with alcoholism for a while, but recovered. User: canucklax Name: Heinrich Geiberger Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Mainz, Germany Type: Rational Job: Military Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: Graduated high school, but failed the university entrance exam. As you were not in university, you were drafted into the military. As you have no real job prospects, you have chosen to continue to re-enlist in the military for a third tour of duty. It is the highest paying job available to you at this moment. User: Salo'sBomb Name: Ulv Aas Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Oslo, Norway Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Cabinet Maker Health Issues: N/A Spouse: Astrid (F) Special Notes: You graduated trade school and earned a job as a stone cutter. However, you were then drafted into the military and tried to buy your way out. The official did on accept your bribe, and you had to do your service. You married a woman named Astrid while in the military. After completing your mandatory service, you let the military and became a cabinet maker by trade. User: Crom! Name: Wolfgang Liebenthal Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Viltz, Luxemburg Type: Rational Job: Professional Musician Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: Though you considered attending university, you've managed to find work as a professional musician and have chosen to skip higher education. Your father has passed away from stomach cancer. User: Kazmanian Devil Name: Abdul-Hafeez Fakir-Syed-Aizazuddin Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Fier, Albania Type: Rational Job: Military Health Issues: Smoker Special Notes: You failed out of trade school due to poor academic performance. You were then drafted into the military. You have been recognized as one of the hardest working military employees and given a 3% pay raise. User: The Phaneuf Train Name: Adolfo Ximenez Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Puebla, Mexico Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Construction Worker Health Issues: Goiter. Special Notes: Drafted into the military. Attempted to make a 10,000 peso investment with a shady dealer and was scammed. You completed your tour of duty in the military and became a construction worker. User: nuckin_futz Name: Hans Herzog Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Vudaz, Lichtenstein Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Information Clerk Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: You have failed the university entrance exam, but have started a job as an information clerk. Your boyfriend has dumped you. User: knoxdown Name: Orkun Tural Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Paphos, Cyprus Type: Rational/Greedy Job: Military Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: You have flunked out of trade school and been drafted into the military. User: Argon Name: Frank Mueller Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Zurich, Switzerland Type: Rational Job: Sociology Student Health Issues: Diabetes Special Notes: You have been accepted to your university's sociology program! You have been diagnosed with diabetes. User: Hansen 36 Name: Valdemeer Jensen Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Ribe, Denmark Type: Rational Job: Metal Worker Health Issues: Stunted Growth Special Notes: You were in a financial bind and chose to steel 100,000 kroner from your work. You did not get caught. User: Tom Sestito Name: Andrew Andrews Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Edmonton, Canada Type: Passive Job: Manufacturing Laborer Health Issues: Infertility, Smoker Special Notes: You have graduated trade school. No trades wanted to hire you, so you were forced to take a job as a manufacturing laborer. Link to comment
Joel Heyman Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Man, Valdemeer just is s**t outta luck. His dad probably had a seizure when he saw the prices at Denmark's McDonalds: 20 Kroners for Chicken Salsa Cheese?! Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 Man, Valdemeer just is s**t outta luck. His dad probably had a seizure when he saw the prices at Denmark's McDonalds: 20 Kroners for Chicken Salsa Cheese?! Link to comment
Joel Heyman Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 20 Kroners is only like $3.40. Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Military? I'm now qualified as an expert on Deadliest Warrior. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 I was just converting all your net worths at 20 years old into USD, Hansen 36 has the highest net-worth Link to comment
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