Argon Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 I was like "diabetes " then I saw sesito was infertile and didn't feel as bad lol Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 I was like "diabetes " then I saw sesito was infertile and didn't feel as bad lol Link to comment
Crom! Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 What am I doing with my sim life? Musician? C'mon man. Link to comment
canucklax Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Man didn't even make it to college drop out, time to play some Call of Duty:Real Life edition Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 What am I doing with my sim life? Musician? C'mon man. Link to comment
Scottish⑦Canuck Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Most of us have been in the military at some point... I'm just a smoking former alcoholic. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 Most of us have been in the military at some point... I'm just a smoking former alcoholic. Link to comment
Joel Heyman Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Most of us have been in the military at some point... I'm just a smoking former alcoholic. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 I'm a midget former drug baby who had to steal 18 grand from his work to survive hahah Link to comment
Scottish⑦Canuck Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Sales is a noble profession... Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 Sales is a noble profession... Link to comment
Argon Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 That's exactly what I'd expect to hear... FROM A SALESMAN! Dun dun duuuunnnnn Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 he's trying to sell you on that Link to comment
nuckin_futz Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I was like "diabetes " then I saw sesito was infertile and didn't feel as bad lol Link to comment
Joel Heyman Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Wow I just started my own in RL2007 and Im a kid from Puerto Rico and my mom beat me a couple times every year until I moved out and then married a woman and my wife kept on hitting me with bricks.. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 My character is both fertile AND gay. What do I do with that? When I selected "sexilitious" gay wasn't exactly what I had in mind. lol Sexilitious: Gives a character higher appearance and happiness statistics, but lower intelligence. So I am dumb and my good looks have got me dumped by 2 dudes. FML Link to comment
Joel Heyman Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 My character is both fertile AND gay. What do I do with that? When I selected "sexilitious" gay wasn't exactly what I had in mind. lol Sexilitious: Gives a character higher appearance and happiness statistics, but lower intelligence. So I am dumb and my good looks have got me dumped by 2 dudes. FML Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 25 Year Old Update: Nuckin_Futz and the Lichtenstein Sausage Fest User: Susraiders Name: Mats Sundberg Gender: Male Age: 25 Years Old Born: Halmstad, Sweden Type: Needy/Greedy Job: Policeman Health Issues: N/A Spouse: Singrid (F) Special Notes: Your wife shoved you, but you both got help and now you're happy again. That's all. User: Scottish Canuck Name: John Johnson Gender: Male Age: 25 Years Old Born: Brisbane, Australia Type: Passive/Greedy Job: Salesperson Health Issues: Smoker Special Notes: Stole over 600 dollars from a small business. Attempted to commit a string of small robberies, caught and sentenced to 2 years in prison. Upon release from prison you managed to get your job as a salesperson back. Upon returning to work you stole 10,000 dollars from a small business, then used your work to illegally make 14,000 dollars. You then found a wallet containing 100 dollars and did not return it to the owner. Your home was broken into and 10,000 dollars were stolen. You then scammed a person out of 1,000 dollars to make back some of the cash. User: canucklax Name: Heinrich Geiberger Gender: Male Age: 25 Years Old Born: Mainz, Germany Type: Rational Job: Safety Inspector Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: You finished another two tours of duty in the military, before retiring from service. You have taken a job as a safety inspector and done well enough to earn a 6% raise. User: Salo'sBomb Name: Ulv Aas Gender: Male Age: 25 Years Old Born: Oslo, Norway Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Mechanic Health Issues: N/A Spouse: Astrid (F) Special Notes: Caught attempting to steal from a local shop, and sentenced to one year in prison. Upon your release from prison you could not get your job back as a cabinet maker, so you took a new job as a mechanic by trade. User: Crom! Name: Wolfgang Liebenthal Gender: Male Age: 25 Years Old Born: Viltz, Luxemburg Type: Rational Job: Professional Musician Health Issues: N/A Spouse: Claudette (F) Special Notes: Married a woman named Claudette. That's it. Classic Crom. User: Kazmanian Devil Name: Abdul-Hafeez Fakir-Syed-Aizazuddin Gender: Male Age: 25 Years Old Born: Fier, Albania Type: Rational Job: Military Health Issues: Smoker Special Notes: Given two more 3% pay raises for amazing military service! Still no goiter! User: The Phaneuf Train Name: Adolfo Ximenez Gender: Male Age: 25 Years Old Born: Puebla, Mexico Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Construction Worker Health Issues: Goiter. Spouse: Luz (F) Special Notes: Married a woman named Luz. You gained a raise by doing well at your job. You called out the mexican police for being corrupt and got beaten. User: nuckin_futz Name: Hans Herzog Gender: Male Age: 25 Years Old Born: Vudaz, Lichtenstein Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Information Clerk Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: Started dating a man named Jurgen. He dumped you after a single year, and you started dating a new man named Max. He dumped you after two years. You have taken illegal drugs. User: knoxdown Name: Orkun Tural Gender: Male Age: 20 Years Old Born: Paphos, Cyprus Type: Rational/Greedy Job: Textile Worker Spouse: Yasmin (F) Health Issues: N/A Special Notes: Married a woman named Yasmin. Left the military to become a textile worker by trade. User: Argon Name: Frank Mueller Gender: Male Age: 25 Years Old Born: Zurich, Switzerland Type: Rational Job: Sociology Graduate Student Health Issues: Diabetes Special Notes: You completed your bachelors degree in sociology and were accepted into the masters program at your university. User: Hansen 36 Name: Valdemeer Jensen Gender: Male Age: 25 Years Old Born: Ribe, Denmark Type: Rational Job: Metal Worker Health Issues: Stunted Growth, Drug Addiction Special Notes: In response to your poor life and a recent robbery stealing most of your finances, you have turned to illegal drugs and developed an addiction. User: Tom Sestito Name: Andrew Andrews Gender: Male Age: 25 Years Old Born: Edmonton, Canada Type: Passive Job: Manufacturing Labourer Health Issues: Infertility, Smoker Special Notes: Nothing Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 Oh the irony haha Link to comment
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