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I thought of something I can't rememeber, or maybe I didn't think of anything at all...

My girlfriend put a shirt on, worse April Fool's Day prank ever....

I'm going to go live alone in the wilderness for a month.

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A girl is a strange and mysterious creature. They have strange protrusions on their chests that they like to showoff but get angry at you when they catch you looking. They exhibit violent mood swings for about a week or so every month it seems, the cause for this is unknown at this time. They seem to exhibit a kind of pack mentality yet they show signs of loathing fellow pack members, they also exhibit aggression towards non-pack members, especially towards members of our species. They have strange hygienic habits that I refuse to discuss, they have even stranger socialisation behaviours with fellow members of their species.

In conclusion I recommend avoiding these things, if you do insist on approaching one in the wild I recommend extreme caution.

If you truly insist on interaction with this species there is a special breed I have observed that willingly interacts with members of our species, they seem to be attracted to shiny coins, they also seem attracted to paper money as well, the reason for this is currently unknown.

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