Mainly Mattias Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 I've got this pimple at the top of my head and i know if i pop it it's gonna be blood and pus. i can't wait aside: people have GOT to start making some threads because i'm bored with all this non-activity Link to comment
:D Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 I read that as "people have Game of Thrones to start making some threads" Link to comment
LordCanuck Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 get a big knife and stab it. Link to comment
:D Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Pop it on someone else's stuff and see if they notice. Link to comment
Phil_314 Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 when I saw "pop" and "the question" in the title I thought this was totally about something else way to get my hopes up only to pop... that bubble Link to comment
Captain Aerosex Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 If you're going to pop that pimple, make it worth it. You know, play some epic metal riffs while riding a motorcycle to attract the greatest guitarists from around the world. Once they declare loyalty to you and your metal and start following you around as your Disciples of Metal, constantly playing face-melting solos and such, journey to Russia and find the deadliest tiger the world has ever known. Proceed to wrestle it in the driving snow on top of a mountain in a battle so fierce, all the animals of the area will pause from their daily struggle of survival and gather to watch history being forged by the blacksmith of time. The tiger will eventually pin you to the ground, most likely as all your Disciples of Metal's guitar solos begin to blend together and power towards an epic climax. Now, you're going to have to hold his jaws apart as he slowly but surely reaches for the lifeblood bubbling close to the surface of your throat. Once his fangs are about a inch from your skin and your doom, double-kick with all your might to throw him over you (one of his fangs will glance against your forehead and puncture the pimple). Grab one of your disciples' guitars and plunge it into the tigers chest. Not only will the fur, ribs, and musculature running over the strings magically play out the most epic metal climax to a guitar solo ever, but it will give your valiant pantherine opponent the honourable warrior's death he deserves. That's how I usually deal with pimples anyways. Link to comment
Please Call 911 Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 If you're going to pop that pimple, make it worth it. You know, play some epic metal riffs while riding a motorcycle to attract the greatest guitarists from around the world. Once they declare loyalty to you and your metal and start following you around as your Disciples of Metal, constantly playing face-melting solos and such, journey to Russia and find the deadliest tiger the world has ever known. Proceed to wrestle it in the driving snow on top of a mountain in a battle so fierce, all the animals of the area will pause from their daily struggle of survival and gather to watch history being forged by the blacksmith of time. The tiger will eventually pin you to the ground, most likely as all your Disciples of Metal's guitar solos begin to blend together and power towards an epic climax. Now, you're going to have to hold his jaws apart as he slowly but surely reaches for the lifeblood bubbling close to the surface of your throat. Once his fangs are about a inch from your skin and your doom, double-kick with all your might to throw him over you (one of his fangs will glance against your forehead and puncture the pimple). Grab one of your disciples' guitars and plunge it into the tigers chest. Not only will the fur, ribs, and musculature running over the strings magically play out the most epic metal climax to a guitar solo ever, but it will give your valiant pantherine opponent the honourable warrior's death he deserves. That's how I usually deal with pimples anyways. Link to comment
Master 112 Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 If you're going to pop that pimple, make it worth it. You know, play some epic metal riffs while riding a motorcycle to attract the greatest guitarists from around the world. Once they declare loyalty to you and your metal and start following you around as your Disciples of Metal, constantly playing face-melting solos and such, journey to Russia and find the deadliest tiger the world has ever known. Proceed to wrestle it in the driving snow on top of a mountain in a battle so fierce, all the animals of the area will pause from their daily struggle of survival and gather to watch history being forged by the blacksmith of time. The tiger will eventually pin you to the ground, most likely as all your Disciples of Metal's guitar solos begin to blend together and power towards an epic climax. Now, you're going to have to hold his jaws apart as he slowly but surely reaches for the lifeblood bubbling close to the surface of your throat. Once his fangs are about a inch from your skin and your doom, double-kick with all your might to throw him over you (one of his fangs will glance against your forehead and puncture the pimple). Grab one of your disciples' guitars and plunge it into the tigers chest. Not only will the fur, ribs, and musculature running over the strings magically play out the most epic metal climax to a guitar solo ever, but it will give your valiant pantherine opponent the honourable warrior's death he deserves. That's how I usually deal with pimples anyways. Link to comment
Captain Aerosex Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 also don't forget pics Link to comment
mau5trap Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Pop a molly, I'm sweating? Woo? Link to comment
Mainly Mattias Posted April 9, 2013 Author Share Posted April 9, 2013 Pop it on someone else's stuff and see if they notice. Link to comment
Gustavo Fring Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Pop some mollies hehehe Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 If you're going to pop that pimple, make it worth it. You know, play some epic metal riffs while riding a motorcycle to attract the greatest guitarists from around the world. Once they declare loyalty to you and your metal and start following you around as your Disciples of Metal, constantly playing face-melting solos and such, journey to Russia and find the deadliest tiger the world has ever known. Proceed to wrestle it in the driving snow on top of a mountain in a battle so fierce, all the animals of the area will pause from their daily struggle of survival and gather to watch history being forged by the blacksmith of time. The tiger will eventually pin you to the ground, most likely as all your Disciples of Metal's guitar solos begin to blend together and power towards an epic climax. Now, you're going to have to hold his jaws apart as he slowly but surely reaches for the lifeblood bubbling close to the surface of your throat. Once his fangs are about a inch from your skin and your doom, double-kick with all your might to throw him over you (one of his fangs will glance against your forehead and puncture the pimple). Grab one of your disciples' guitars and plunge it into the tigers chest. Not only will the fur, ribs, and musculature running over the strings magically play out the most epic metal climax to a guitar solo ever, but it will give your valiant pantherine opponent the honourable warrior's death he deserves. That's how I usually deal with pimples anyways. Link to comment
logic Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Felt like this would be a molly related thread. Link to comment
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