canucks since 77 Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Looking to add "condom revolutionary" to the Microsoft founder's legacy, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation announced today it is offering a $100,000 start-up grant for the design of a "next generation condom that significantly preserves or enhances pleasure." More important, they're looking for it to promote "regular use." Before you write off the tech entrepreneur's pursuits as pervy, imagine that 34 million people in the world are living with HIV and about half of them don't know they're infected, according to CNN. The foundation is said to want "something that will lead men and women outside of a committed relationship to stop and think twice before having unprotected sex," and they want it quickly. There's another potential $1 million in further funding to compensate for the time crunch, since the foundation already has manufacturing, marketing, and distribution channels in place. http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/03/bill-gates-wants-a-new-condom-patent-yesterday.html And a fellow named Dorge steps up to the plate for menkind. Warning: Sort of adult material. Apologies to the mods if it's over the top. Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUPERTKBD Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 I think Microsoft is a lousy name for a condom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aladeen Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Macrohard!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j3ff Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 sounds like a great idea to me, every condom i've tried has been less than stellar, let's get this industry revolutionized! not to mention the amount of screwed up kids being born these days as accidents. this could improve our future generations. Thanks Bill Gates!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theo5789 Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Who's volunteering to be a tester? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canucks since 77 Posted April 8, 2013 Author Share Posted April 8, 2013 Watch the panic ensue when the first child brings one to school for show and tell. Weapon of mass construction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithers joe Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 i don't blame him...wearing the same condum more than twice, just doesn't seem right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Doughty Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 i don't blame him...wearing the same condum more than twice, just doesn't seem right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Common sense Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 I guess Microsoft will have to focus on its hardware department now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeromotacanucks Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 no way I will use a Microsoft Condom! if they have "problems" with my computer who will be sure they will not do the same S#%$¨¨& when I´m having sex? I don´t want a "blue screen" between me and a girl saying: "your condom did an illegal operation and will be closed. if the problem continues please contact the admin" nah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyledude Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Gates is a eugenicist so it makes sense. Perhaps the new condom will reduce fertility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkeeterHansen Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Who's volunteering to be a tester? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MANGO Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 They can't stop my computer from getting a virus, what makes then think they can do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VICanucksfan5551 Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 Gates is a eugenicist so it makes sense. Perhaps the new condom will reduce fertility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrainWetzky Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 I feel sorry for the betatesters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTania Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 This is too funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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