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#1 canucks since 77

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 03:06 PM

Looking to add "condom revolutionary" to the Microsoft founder's legacy, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation announced today it is offering a $100,000 start-up grant for the design of a "next generation condom that significantly preserves or enhances pleasure." More important, they're looking for it to promote "regular use."

Before you write off the tech entrepreneur's pursuits as pervy, imagine that 34 million people in the world are living with HIV and about half of them don't know they're infected, according to CNN. The foundation is said to want "something that will lead men and women outside of a committed relationship to stop and think twice before having unprotected sex," and they want it quickly.

There's another potential $1 million in further funding to compensate for the time crunch, since the foundation already has manufacturing, marketing, and distribution channels in place.
http://nymag.com/dai...-yesterday.html
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 03:07 PM

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I think Microsoft is a lousy name for a condom...
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 03:10 PM

Macrohard!!!!
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 03:17 PM

sounds like a great idea to me, every condom i've tried has been less than stellar, let's get this industry revolutionized! not to mention the amount of screwed up kids being born these days as accidents. this could improve our future generations.

Thanks Bill Gates!! :towel:
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 03:28 PM

Who's volunteering to be a tester?
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 03:31 PM

Watch the panic ensue when the first child brings one to school for show and tell. :blink: Weapon of mass construction?
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 03:33 PM

i don't blame him...wearing the same condum more than twice, just doesn't seem right.
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 05:00 PM

i don't blame him...wearing the same condum more than twice, just doesn't seem right.


wearing the same condom more than once is not right...
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 05:21 PM

I guess Microsoft will have to focus on its hardware department now.
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 05:26 PM

no way I will use a Microsoft Condom!

if they have "problems" with my computer who will be sure they will not do the same S#%$& when Im having sex? I dont want a "blue screen" between me and a girl saying:

"your condom did an illegal operation and will be closed. if the problem continues please contact the admin"


nah...
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 05:32 PM

Gates is a eugenicist so it makes sense. Perhaps the new condom will reduce fertility.
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 05:39 PM

Who's volunteering to be a tester?


...I'll do it
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 06:00 PM

They can't stop my computer from getting a virus, what makes then think they can do this.
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 06:19 PM

Gates is a eugenicist so it makes sense. Perhaps the new condom will reduce fertility.

Wait, source?
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Posted 17 April 2013 - 06:39 AM

I feel sorry for the betatesters...
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Posted 17 April 2013 - 06:59 AM

This is too funny....
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