BananaMash Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 did i at least have ketchup in it? no onions. hate onions.. Link to comment
Mainly Mattias Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Ketchup in a sandwich? What kind of monster are you? You had chipotle mayo. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 god, i have fine taste and i didn't even know it. quick, someone find me a room i can decorate. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 45 Year Old Update: Holy Crap! Mash Actually Did An Update! User: Beluga Whale Name: Dag Berg Gender: Male Age: 45 Years Old Born: Soro, Denmark Type: Rational/Greedy Job: Engineer Health Issues: N/A Spouse: Elisabet (F) Special Notes: Your dad died, and your wife had an abortion. User: MGK Name: Ivan Tadej Gender: Male Age: 45 Years Old Born: Koper, Slovenia Type: Rational Job: Military Health Issues: Former Smoker, Drug Addict Spouse: Ana (F) Children: Boris (M) Special Notes: Wife had a baby boy, you named him Boris. You're addicted to drugs. You got in an argument with your wife, she hit you, you suggest and went to marriage counselling. User: Argon's Lady Friend Name: Saba Nasir-Ali Gender: Female Age: 45 Years Old Born: Kazan, Russia Type: Violent/Greedy Job: Prisoner Health Issues: Former Smoker, Peptic Ulcer, Rheumatoid Arthritis Spouse: Kiryal (M) Children: Bogdan (M) Special Notes: Sentenced to one year in prison for not selling out friends or something along those lines. You've been released from prison. You were arrested again following your release and sentenced to six years in jail. User: Tiger Singh Name: Kasi Baboor Gender: Male Age: 45 Years Old Born: Eluru, India Type: Rational Job: Textile Worker Health Issues: N/A Spouse: N/A Special Notes: Your boyfriend broke up with you, is sad User: The Great Honey Badger Name: Yasa Pulu Gender: Male Age: 45 Years Old Born: Wabag, Papua New Guinea Type: Rational Job: Nursing Aid Health Issues: Goiter Spouse: Komp Amp Kenga Kama (F) Special Notes: You could not afford to support a child so your wife has had two abortions. Your house was damaged by a volcano and had to be repaired. User: nuckin_futz Name: Adam Armstrong Gender: Male Age: 45 Years Old Born: Napier, New Zealand Type: Needy/Greedy Job: Stone Cutter Health Issues: Epilepsy Spouse: Lisa (F) Children: Emily (F) Special Notes: You had a daughter named Emily. You have epilepsy. User: I R Baboon Name: Mikhail Yusupov Gender: Male Age: 45 Years Old Born: Moscow, Russia Type: Rational Job: Electrician Health Issues: N/A Spouse: Doroteya (F) Special Notes: Your wife got depression, then she was cured of depression. Also, your mother died. User: Magikal Name: Sigmund Bachman Gender: Male Age: 37 Years Old (Deceased) Born: Luzern, Switzerland Type: Rational Job: Machine Operator Health Issues: Smoker, Recovering From Stroke. Spouse: Karlotte (F) Special Notes: Much like RnB/Hip Hop artist Nate Dogg, you have died much too young from a series of strokes. And not the sexy kind of stroke from a lady on your Johnson. Your net worth was 600,000 USD. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 oh what in the frack Link to comment
Magikal Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 You better make me Hugh freakin' Hefner next game. Link to comment
I R Baboon Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 MIKHAIL IS SOSOSOSOSO BORING! much like a Crom character Link to comment
nuckin_futz Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 45 Year Old Update: Holy Crap! Mash Actually Did An Update! User: nuckin_futz Name: Adam Armstrong Gender: Male Age: 45 Years Old Born: Napier, New Zealand Type: Needy/Greedy Job: Stone Cutter Health Issues: Epilepsy Spouse: Lisa (F) Children: Emily (F) Special Notes: You had a daughter named Emily. You have epilepsy. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted April 26, 2013 Author Share Posted April 26, 2013 My character is so damn boring. Can I change my kid's name to "Basketball63" or "Chocolate_Iguana" to jazz things up a bit? Link to comment
nuckin_futz Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 I'll allow it. Basketball63 Chocolate_Iguana Armstrong Link to comment
Argon Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 they're keeping a violent muslim in jail? How american of them Link to comment
BananaMash Posted April 26, 2013 Author Share Posted April 26, 2013 they're keeping a violent muslim in jail? How american of them Link to comment
Argon Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 You're girlfriend is a bad girl. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted April 26, 2013 Author Share Posted April 26, 2013 she texted me saying she's a badass. I'd say more bad life decisions, but that's just me Link to comment
canucklax Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 What if she's not even real, and you're just tricking us into thinking you have a social life. Link to comment
Argon Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 What if she's not even real, and you're just tricking us into thinking you have a social life. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted April 26, 2013 Author Share Posted April 26, 2013 that's proposterous and only highly likely. naw she's real, and kinda obcessed about her muslim madien Link to comment
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