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Twilight Sparkle

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just as you said that i smell-- conveniently, i smell skunk from outside my window

you have broken me.

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Gotta give skunks credit. They are pretty badass.

If a cat walked out of a bush towards you, you wouldn't care.

If a dog ran up to you, you would pet it and scratch it behind the ears.

If a skunk crossed your path, WTFFFF get out of the way, don't scare it! Ahhh!

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You know what's weird, I've been hitting the fibre pretty heavily lately and I've been farting NON-STOP.

But it doesn't smell as bad as regular every day farts. Maybe I am so clean, inside and out, that my farts just aren't going to stink anymore.

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You know what's weird, I've been hitting the fibre pretty heavily lately and I've been farting NON-STOP.

But it doesn't smell as bad as regular every day farts. Maybe I am so clean, inside and out, that my farts just aren't going to stink anymore.

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Terrible news, farts without the smell are just comical sounds.

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Especially mine. My cornhole is so tight that it is just a long whistling sound.

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