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#1 Twilight Sparkle

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 12:17 AM

just as you said that i smell-- conveniently, i smell skunk from outside my window

you have broken me.
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Posted 24 April 2013 - 12:22 AM

Gotta give skunks credit. They are pretty badass.

If a cat walked out of a bush towards you, you wouldn't care.
If a dog ran up to you, you would pet it and scratch it behind the ears.

If a skunk crossed your path, WTFFFF get out of the way, don't scare it! Ahhh!
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Posted 24 April 2013 - 12:24 AM

You know what's weird, I've been hitting the fibre pretty heavily lately and I've been farting NON-STOP.
But it doesn't smell as bad as regular every day farts. Maybe I am so clean, inside and out, that my farts just aren't going to stink anymore.
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Posted 24 April 2013 - 12:26 AM

You know what's weird, I've been hitting the fibre pretty heavily lately and I've been farting NON-STOP.
But it doesn't smell as bad as regular every day farts. Maybe I am so clean, inside and out, that my farts just aren't going to stink anymore.

Terrible news, farts without the smell are just comical sounds.
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Posted 24 April 2013 - 12:29 AM

Terrible news, farts without the smell are just comical sounds.


Especially mine. My cornhole is so tight that it is just a long whistling sound.

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 12:32 AM

My cornhole is so tight.

you had me at tight


Gotta give skunks credit. They are pretty badass.

If a cat walked out of a bush towards you, you wouldn't care.
If a dog ran up to you, you would pet it and scratch it behind the ears.

If a skunk crossed your path, WTFFFF get out of the way, don't scare it! Ahhh!

LOL thats so truee. i even get scared if a squirrel comes up to me x__X

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 12:14 PM

Especially mine. My cornhole is so tight that it is just a long whistling sound.

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you had me at cornhole.
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Posted 24 April 2013 - 12:55 PM

what is this ..i don't even
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