Salmonberries Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Okay folks, it goes like this: 1) When a broadcaster mentions the college/university that a player attended- take one big chug. 2) When Pierre McGuire mentions the college/university that a player attended-take two big chugs. 3) When a broadcaster mentions the American town or the state that a player comes from-take three big chugs. 4) When the colour commentator utters the phrase "I'll tell you what"-down the whole bottle/glass/can. 5) When the colour commentator refers to a dressing room as a "locker room"-down the whole beverage. Are we enjoying our little slice of hockey Americana yet?! Ladies and gentlemen-start your engines!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Sparkle Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 i'd like to be sloppy, falling down drunk and hugging the toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 gotta love the terlit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pears Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 I got another one Drink the whole bottle if Pierre says a rookie is gonna be _______ in this league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightHawkSniper Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 I got another one Drink the whole bottle if Pierre says a rookie is gonna be _______ in this league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Sparkle Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Just drink whenever Pierre talks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pears Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Just drink whenever Pierre talks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salmonberries Posted May 3, 2013 Author Share Posted May 3, 2013 I'll personally down a whole can when it's Gord Miller that says any of this stuff. You can tell he's still gettin' his feet wet in the American hockey broadcasting game because he rarely says any of this stuff yet. But he'll learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stexx Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 personally my favourite NBC call from tonight was: "ryan went unmolested to the net and fired it in the slot" really was wondering which slot they were talking about hard to tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hudson bay rules Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 If ya take a big swig of water every time one of them says "offsides" rather than offside you'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salmonberries Posted May 9, 2013 Author Share Posted May 9, 2013 Darn it, I was really looking forward to seeing NBC do a Canucks playoff game this year. David Booth-Michigan State Andrew Ebbett-Michigan Chris Higgins-Yale Ryan Kesler-Ohio State Steve Pinizotto-RIT Mason Raymond-Minnesota Duluth Andrew Alberts-Boston College Keith Ballard-Minnesota Kevin Bieksa-Bowling Green Jason Garrison-Minnesota Duluth Chris Tanev-RIT Cory Schneider-Boston College Joe Cannata-Merrimack David Booth-Detroit Michigan Chris Higgins-Smithtown NY Ryan Kesler-Livonia Michigan Tom Sestito-Rome NY Andrew Alberts-Minneapolis Minnesota Keith Ballard-Baudette Minnesota Cory Schneider-Marblehead MA Joe Cannata-Wakefield MA Mix in the Pierre McGuire factor and you've got a party. Just imagine it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hockeyville88 Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Does Pierre still refer to players as "tough hombres"? That line had my friends and I completely messed up during World Juniors one year lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Romo Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Still better than CBC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drouin Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merci Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Pierre Mcguire for Canucks GM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riviera82 Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 If your'e drinking beer just take a small sip whenever Doc Emrick says "DRIIIVE!" You'll be hammered by the first intermission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thema Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Darn it, I was really looking forward to seeing NBC do a Canucks playoff game this year. David Booth-Michigan State Andrew Ebbett-Michigan Chris Higgins-Yale Ryan Kesler-Ohio State Steve Pinizotto-RIT Mason Raymond-Minnesota Duluth Andrew Alberts-Boston College Keith Ballard-Minnesota Kevin Bieksa-Bowling Green Jason Garrison-Minnesota Duluth Chris Tanev-RIT Cory Schneider-Boston College Joe Cannata-Merrimack David Booth-Detroit Michigan Chris Higgins-Smithtown NY Ryan Kesler-Livonia Michigan Tom Sestito-Rome NY Andrew Alberts-Minneapolis Minnesota Keith Ballard-Baudette Minnesota Cory Schneider-Marblehead MA Joe Cannata-Wakefield MA Mix in the Pierre McGuire factor and you've got a party. Just imagine it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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