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High Violet

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On 6 May 2013 at 2:47 PM, High Violet said:

So I know we're down 3-0. It's not pretty and the luck isn't with us.

 

But destiny is.

 

Here are the facts, because I'm a facts kind of person. We'll start with San Jose.

Let's look at "San Jose".

 

SAN

JOSE

 

IT IS NO COINCIDENCE THAT THEY ARE BROKEN THE WAY THEY ARE

 

SAN = 3 LETTERS = first three wins -> SJ

JOSE = 4 LETTERS = next four wins -> VAN

 

the proof is amazing

but there is more

 

When's the next game?

 

May 7th.

 

SEVENTH

 

SEVENTH

 

SEVENTH

 

and when we win, it will start the fifth game ---> FIFTH MONTH OF THE YEAR

 

COINCIDENCE?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NO

 

 

 

IT IS A SIGN FROM OUR GOD. And who is God's son?

 

Godson. CODY HODGSON. GODSON. And he has already sacrificed himself to the SABRES

FOR US

SLASHED AND STABBED TO DEATH BY SABRES AND THEN EATEN BY COWS

 

 

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he even still bleeds blue and green

 

also do not forget "hodgson" has 7 letters -- for 7 games -- and "cody" has 4 letters -- for 4 wins

 

But it's not over yet...

ZACK KASSIAN

 

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his name ALSO 4 LETTERS FOLLOWED BY 7

 

IT MEANS that he and GODSON ARE THE SAME PERSON

 

 

IT IS DESTINY

(DESTINY ALSO HAS 7 LETTERS)

 

here is some more data/projections that i have crunched using my superbrain.

 

Players that will excel in the next 4 games:

 

Dan HAMHUIS = 7 letters for game 7, each letter in first name for total goals to be scored in series (therefore 3 goals)

 

Alex BURROWS = 7 letters for game 7. (4 goals)

 

Tom SESTITO = 3 goals

 

Zack KASSIAN = 4 goals

 

Chris HIGGINS = 5 goals

 

Keith BALLARD = 5 goals

 

Mason RAYMOND = 5 goals

 

Frank CORRADO = 5 goals

 

Andrew ALBERTS = 6 goals <-- hero

 

total: 3 + 4 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 5 + 5+ 5 + 6 = 40 goals!!!! In 4 games!!!!11

 

also note that 4 players will score 5 goals.

 

FOUR. FOUR WINS...AND NIEMI ONLY HAS 5 LETTERS IN HIS NAME

AKA HIS LUCK IS UP (also remember that we have, hitherto game 4, scored only 5 goals)

 

may i also recommend (although hopefully unnecessary) to MG/AV to start Joe Cannata -- the prophecy says that he will score 3 goals, somehow. I am not sure how, but I believe it.

 

I

 

BELIEVE

 

IT

 

 

 

This concludes my statistical research. There is absolutely no conceivable way that the Vancouver Canucks can lose their playoff series against San Jose. The math simply does not add up, and the probability of San Jose winning has literally become 0 (see below):

 

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Notes:

I calculate that the margin of error in my mathematical models is approximately 0%, which means the projections are within reasonable bounds.

What did I just read???????????

I need to lie down.

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