marleau_12 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Why? Cause it's a great post he wants to bring awareness back to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHodgson9 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 This was hilarious to read, I missed it the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronalds.Kenins41 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 bump. in times like these its good to bring things like this back in. OP's post is golden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldnews Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 ^good call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthNinja Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 If AV was coach we would have beat the Sharks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheXFactor Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 I feel like I become intoxicated from reading this. Props lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kumquats Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 If AV was coach we would have beat the Sharks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwags Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejazz97 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 We need more posts like these IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iinatcc Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 We can resurrect posts like this but not "Tortz = Best Canucks Coach Ever" thread Where's the justice in that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadOgre Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 10 hours ago, thejazz97 said: We need more posts like these IMO. No kidding that made me laugh...................a LOT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggs50 Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Lolololololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derp... Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Kesler and Bieksa have trouble winning in game 7's. Burrows had to do it for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iinatcc Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Derp... said: Kesler and Bieksa have trouble winning in game 7's. Burrows had to do it for them. I am still waiting for Kesler to "prove them all wrong" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfstonker Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 On 6 May 2013 at 2:47 PM, High Violet said: So I know we're down 3-0. It's not pretty and the luck isn't with us. But destiny is. Here are the facts, because I'm a facts kind of person. We'll start with San Jose. Let's look at "San Jose". SAN JOSE IT IS NO COINCIDENCE THAT THEY ARE BROKEN THE WAY THEY ARE SAN = 3 LETTERS = first three wins -> SJ JOSE = 4 LETTERS = next four wins -> VAN the proof is amazing but there is more When's the next game? May 7th. SEVENTH SEVENTH SEVENTH and when we win, it will start the fifth game ---> FIFTH MONTH OF THE YEAR COINCIDENCE? NO IT IS A SIGN FROM OUR GOD. And who is God's son? Godson. CODY HODGSON. GODSON. And he has already sacrificed himself to the SABRES FOR US SLASHED AND STABBED TO DEATH BY SABRES AND THEN EATEN BY COWS he even still bleeds blue and green also do not forget "hodgson" has 7 letters -- for 7 games -- and "cody" has 4 letters -- for 4 wins But it's not over yet... ZACK KASSIAN his name ALSO 4 LETTERS FOLLOWED BY 7 IT MEANS that he and GODSON ARE THE SAME PERSON IT IS DESTINY (DESTINY ALSO HAS 7 LETTERS) here is some more data/projections that i have crunched using my superbrain. Players that will excel in the next 4 games: Dan HAMHUIS = 7 letters for game 7, each letter in first name for total goals to be scored in series (therefore 3 goals) Alex BURROWS = 7 letters for game 7. (4 goals) Tom SESTITO = 3 goals Zack KASSIAN = 4 goals Chris HIGGINS = 5 goals Keith BALLARD = 5 goals Mason RAYMOND = 5 goals Frank CORRADO = 5 goals Andrew ALBERTS = 6 goals <-- hero total: 3 + 4 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 5 + 5+ 5 + 6 = 40 goals!!!! In 4 games!!!!11 also note that 4 players will score 5 goals. FOUR. FOUR WINS...AND NIEMI ONLY HAS 5 LETTERS IN HIS NAME AKA HIS LUCK IS UP (also remember that we have, hitherto game 4, scored only 5 goals) may i also recommend (although hopefully unnecessary) to MG/AV to start Joe Cannata -- the prophecy says that he will score 3 goals, somehow. I am not sure how, but I believe it. I BELIEVE IT This concludes my statistical research. There is absolutely no conceivable way that the Vancouver Canucks can lose their playoff series against San Jose. The math simply does not add up, and the probability of San Jose winning has literally become 0 (see below): Notes: I calculate that the margin of error in my mathematical models is approximately 0%, which means the projections are within reasonable bounds. What did I just read??????????? I need to lie down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Sparkle Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 On 7/19/2013 at 11:16 AM, marleau_12 said: Cause it's a great post he wants to bring awareness back to. i miss marleau_12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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