High Violet Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 So I know we're down 3-0. It's not pretty and the luck isn't with us. But destiny is. Here are the facts, because I'm a facts kind of person. We'll start with San Jose. Let's look at "San Jose". SAN JOSE IT IS NO COINCIDENCE THAT THEY ARE BROKEN THE WAY THEY ARE SAN = 3 LETTERS = first three wins -> SJ JOSE = 4 LETTERS = next four wins -> VAN the proof is amazing but there is more When's the next game? May 7th. SEVENTH SEVENTH SEVENTH and when we win, it will start the fifth game ---> FIFTH MONTH OF THE YEAR COINCIDENCE? NO IT IS A SIGN FROM OUR GOD. And who is God's son? Godson. CODY HODGSON. GODSON. And he has already sacrificed himself to the SABRES FOR US SLASHED AND STABBED TO DEATH BY SABRES AND THEN EATEN BY COWS he even still bleeds blue and green also do not forget "hodgson" has 7 letters -- for 7 games -- and "cody" has 4 letters -- for 4 wins But it's not over yet... ZACK KASSIAN his name ALSO 4 LETTERS FOLLOWED BY 7 IT MEANS that he and GODSON ARE THE SAME PERSON IT IS DESTINY (DESTINY ALSO HAS 7 LETTERS) here is some more data/projections that i have crunched using my superbrain. Players that will excel in the next 4 games: Dan HAMHUIS = 7 letters for game 7, each letter in first name for total goals to be scored in series (therefore 3 goals) Alex BURROWS = 7 letters for game 7. (4 goals) Tom SESTITO = 3 goals Zack KASSIAN = 4 goals Chris HIGGINS = 5 goals Keith BALLARD = 5 goals Mason RAYMOND = 5 goals Frank CORRADO = 5 goals Andrew ALBERTS = 6 goals <-- hero total: 3 + 4 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 5 + 5+ 5 + 6 = 40 goals!!!! In 4 games!!!!11 also note that 4 players will score 5 goals. FOUR. FOUR WINS...AND NIEMI ONLY HAS 5 LETTERS IN HIS NAME AKA HIS LUCK IS UP (also remember that we have, hitherto game 4, scored only 5 goals) may i also recommend (although hopefully unnecessary) to MG/AV to start Joe Cannata -- the prophecy says that he will score 3 goals, somehow. I am not sure how, but I believe it. I BELIEVE IT This concludes my statistical research. There is absolutely no conceivable way that the Vancouver Canucks can lose their playoff series against San Jose. The math simply does not add up, and the probability of San Jose winning has literally become 0 (see below): Notes: I calculate that the margin of error in my mathematical models is approximately 0%, which means the projections are within reasonable bounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uber_pwnzor Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Bullet proof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiffyPB Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Days like these make me miss the minus button..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topbananas Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Days like these make me miss the minus button..... wise up man......this is absolutely superb!!! well done OP, love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUPERTKBD Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Good to see that someone can still inject some humor after last night's game. It certainly beats all of the Fire everyone! Trade everyone! threads that will be the norm for the next while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiffyPB Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 lol I'm sorry I was too tired to notice the sarcasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timberz21 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 or it could means SAN = 3 LETTERS = first three wins -> SJ JOSE = 4 LETTERS = number of days before AV gets fired, which would be thursday, meaning 2 days after the sweep (wednesday for Gillis to think about it and official announcement thursday.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginu Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MANGO Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Thank you op, you just made my day.The Kassian 7 sign made me rotfl hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Fruit Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 how could someone minus this? thanks for the laugh!! we will win for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustavo Fring Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prngr44 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Ok that is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lintanen Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I like you attitude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xbox Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Did you know that after a Canadian team hosts the olympics that the team wins the cup the next year? Well, it was true and so were all the stats in 2011. 2011 was our time and we came up short. I like the positivity in here, but the odds of us coming back are next to none. I think it was only like 3 or 4 teams that came back from a 3-0 deficit to win and only 6 or 7 were able to win 3 after losing 3 (Chicago....) This team needs a Re-Tooling. And we need to get Edler someone who he can play with. (Salo, Ehrhoff). He can't play with Garrison or Bieksa. Edler, Kesler, and Schneider should be our core. Re-Tool around them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kumquats Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Go Canucks Golf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime911 Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 we will win game 4 then lose game 5 series is over.. gm and coach will be same next year.. because of weak division we will be in top 3 position .. team will be same... sedins will still struggle and never show up in the playofffs... (this is not my usual self talking.. its fan frustration towards its teams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTruthHurts Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 This isn't funny and get over the loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merely Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 AHAHAHAH the Kassian one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pears Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 This isn't funny and get over the loss. How about stop trolling? The OP's post and Apples's GDT have been the only funny things over the last 5 days. +1 OP that was awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolishSausage Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Using probability theory, the canucks have a aprox. 50/50 chance or 1/2 to win each of the next four games. 1/2*1/2*1/2*1/2 = 1/16 or 6.25% chance to win the series in 7 games. So not impossible, but it aint happening. I do prefer to look at it from High Violets perspective, his evidence is bullet proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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