Mainly Mattias Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Passed by a couple at the grocery and walked through the trail of stench that this guy was leaving behind him. It wasn't BO or cologne (those stink too); it was just his natural scent which stank. What did you do, man? Lick a thousand cat crotches or something? Ugh. Go shower with listerine or something. Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 shoulda told that to him to his face for the lilz Link to comment
Mainly Mattias Posted May 22, 2013 Author Share Posted May 22, 2013 his stench was an effective immobilizer. Link to comment
Argon Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 his stench was an effective immobilizer. Link to comment
Mainly Mattias Posted May 23, 2013 Author Share Posted May 23, 2013 Sounds like the definition of BO Link to comment
Offensive Threat Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 I was on the subway in Budapest once. 20 years ago. The guy standing beside me had a super powered stink going. It was a very spicy smelling odor. It actually made my eyes water and the train was pretty packed so everyone around him was getting it and reacting like me. Just bizarrely bad. And he was clean shaven and wearing a nice clean (looking) suit. Ive never smelled anything remotely close to that bad before or since. It was in a class all its own. Even sweaty old hockey gear is heavenly compared to that. Link to comment
73 Percent Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 I'm on the can right now. Thought you were talking about me. Guess not. Anyways I'm playing in the play on tournament today and Tomorrow. Wish me luck. Link to comment
Gustavo Fring Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Come on man just tell bananamash face to face. Link to comment
NightHawkSniper Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 I was on the subway in Budapest once. 20 years ago. The guy standing beside me had a super powered stink going. It was a very spicy smelling odor. It actually made my eyes water and the train was pretty packed so everyone around him was getting it and reacting like me. Just bizarrely bad. And he was clean shaven and wearing a nice clean (looking) suit. Ive never smelled anything remotely close to that bad before or since. It was in a class all its own. Even sweaty old hockey gear is heavenly compared to that. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Come on man just tell bananamash face to face. Link to comment
Mainly Mattias Posted May 26, 2013 Author Share Posted May 26, 2013 I was on the subway in Budapest once. 20 years ago. The guy standing beside me had a super powered stink going. It was a very spicy smelling odor. It actually made my eyes water and the train was pretty packed so everyone around him was getting it and reacting like me. Just bizarrely bad. And he was clean shaven and wearing a nice clean (looking) suit. Ive never smelled anything remotely close to that bad before or since. It was in a class all its own. Even sweaty old hockey gear is heavenly compared to that. Link to comment
GLASSJAW Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 cat crotch? i have never smelled a cat crotch before, but cats are very clean, and they generally smell really nice you obviously meant "what did you do? buy a dog or something?" Link to comment
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