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Posted 28 May 2013 - 05:38 PM

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 06:08 PM

came for the ludicrous hockey statements, stayed for clues and tits
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Posted 29 May 2013 - 03:53 AM

Nice to see our mods creating threads to make fun of other posters :) Good leadership.


I know right? Real mature way to keep order. hahaha.
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Well I tell you what Heretic..if Tim Tebow becomes Terry Bradshaw I will shave off all my hair, convert to Christianity, go into the ministry and become a preacher.


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Posted 29 May 2013 - 04:56 AM

This thread -
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Posted 29 May 2013 - 10:56 AM

I nominate everything said by Pasific Coluseum ever.
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Posted 29 May 2013 - 11:05 AM

I nominate everything said by Pasific Coluseum ever.


Also, King of the ES.
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Posted 29 May 2013 - 11:39 AM

If you see anything funny, PM me!


I was looking in the mirror the other day...
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Posted 29 May 2013 - 11:56 AM

I was looking in the mirror the other day...


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Posted 29 May 2013 - 12:21 PM

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Don't you ever post images of that man at me again, that man ruined Blue's Clues.
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Posted 29 May 2013 - 02:06 PM

"But i just dont understand how they are going to find a 4th liner if they cannot even find a 3rd liner"


This post makes it seems like 3rd line players are a dime a dozen while 4th liners are rare.
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Posted 30 May 2013 - 06:12 AM

Will never be a shut-down defenseman. Too soft. More like a reliable bottom pairing guy that you can trust. I'd never put him out in the last minute of a game unless i had no choice.

in reference to Tanev
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Posted 30 May 2013 - 06:20 AM

Just about everything that was posted about Sergei Shirokov was unbelievably ludicrous. People blew that kid up like the second coming of Pavel fracking Bure. lol.
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Well I tell you what Heretic..if Tim Tebow becomes Terry Bradshaw I will shave off all my hair, convert to Christianity, go into the ministry and become a preacher.


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Posted 30 May 2013 - 12:33 PM

Essentially the whole Sestito thread. Apparently our team isn't going to make any bold moves because they signed a serviceable depth forward.
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Posted 30 May 2013 - 04:13 PM

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Posted 30 May 2013 - 05:49 PM

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I was just about to post this ahaha so hilarious
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Posted 30 May 2013 - 10:23 PM

If you put the 2011 Canucks in a best of 7 vs the 2013 Penguins I think it's a toss up.


There you go, Kaner.
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Posted 30 May 2013 - 11:15 PM

There you go, Kaner.

We would have a slim chance, even if healthy lol
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Posted 31 May 2013 - 02:10 PM

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why is everyone saying how much of a stud corrado is because i didn't see it!

what is all the big hype? hes just a rookie and how many games did he play 3?

before every1 starts freaking out over how good he is, give him time to show how he actually is

next season he going crap the bed and not be nearly as good as u think!

corrado is on sauves level.

so canuks community stop praising this guy like hes a hockey master please

havent proved enough to receive that praise!


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Posted 31 May 2013 - 02:14 PM

On Corrado's future

ya but hes going to turn out like komisarek probably because komisarek was exact type of player as him but look where he turn out!


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Posted 31 May 2013 - 02:16 PM

Oughta change the title of this thread to "Stupid **** Canucks Fans Say".
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Well I tell you what Heretic..if Tim Tebow becomes Terry Bradshaw I will shave off all my hair, convert to Christianity, go into the ministry and become a preacher.


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Posted 31 May 2013 - 11:19 PM

Roll out!

[repeat 6x]
Roll out! Roll out! Roll out! Roll out!

[Chorus - "roll out!" in background]
I got my twin glock .40s, cocked back
Me and my homies, so drop that
We rollin on twenties, with the top back
So much money, you can't stop that
Twin glock .40s, cocked back
Me and my homies, so drop that
We rollin on twenties, with the top back
So much money, you can't stop that



hahah get it?
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Posted 01 June 2013 - 10:30 AM

On Corrado's future


LOL. So Corrado is going to suck around 28 because he gets hit by Lucic?

Edited by Joffrey Lupul, 01 June 2013 - 10:30 AM.

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 11:55 AM

Oughta change the title of this thread to "Stupid **** Canucks Fans Say".

I can see this thread rivaling the Burrows thread someday....

Okay Kane, I'll give you the chance to post this one: I'm picking the Bruins to beat the Pens, so Playboi's post isn't that dumb...

BTW: I'm taking the Kings over the Hawks, too....
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Posted 01 June 2013 - 07:14 PM

Too many to choose from.

How about any comment/post/status update from BF2010?

1) Comparing Subban's antics/mouth to Crosby's

2) Thinks Pittsburgh dives the most in the NHL

3) Mad at Crosby for NOT fighting Chara

4) Apparently, if someone likes Crosby, they have to love PK Subban

5)... And no to mention all of the lolzy trade proposals.


Way too many and I only saw a few :P

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Posted 01 June 2013 - 07:23 PM

Too many to choose from.

How about any comment/post/status update from BF2010?

1) Comparing Subban's antics/mouth to Crosby's

2) Thinks Pittsburgh dives the most in the NHL

3) Mad at Crosby for NOT fighting Chara

4) Apparently, if someone likes Crosby, they have to love PK Subban

5)... And no to mention all of the lolzy trade proposals.


Way too many and I only saw a few :P


Crosby please stop trying to start crap if you are not going to finish it. If you are going to go at chara that hard hen fight him don't hide behind your team and the refs. That is not a candian thing to do. Thank you


I don't understand how people can love Crosby for the same reason they hate PK subban.


JL ok? guessing you are a Crosby fan. Crosby has done a lot of very annoying things as well. Why do you think he has the name cry baby Crosby? I would hate to play on his team would sound like a nagging wife was playing


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Posted 01 June 2013 - 07:26 PM

Thanks, Brad Marchand for summing it up!!
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Posted 01 June 2013 - 07:27 PM

I won't find specific quotes, but his/her love of Jensen is hilarious. (on BF2010)
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Posted 02 June 2013 - 06:34 PM

Regarding Jonathan Quick's status as LA's starting goalie for Game 3:

If Bernier allows no goals till end of the game, do the Kings put Bernier in next game?


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Posted 02 June 2013 - 06:36 PM

Regarding Jonathan Quick's status as LA's starting goalie for Game 3:


Was just throwing it out there. Wasn't exactly saying they need to start Bernier in net next game.
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Posted 02 June 2013 - 06:38 PM

Was just throwing it out there. Wasn't exactly saying they need to start Bernier in net next game.


Yeah, you reaffirmed yourself pretty quickly. My bad.
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