Apple Juice Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Source: http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2014/01/john-tortorella-craigslist-post/ After being suspended without pay for a couple weeks, it seems like John Tortorella is job hunting! This gem was posted on Craigslist on Tuesday. The post, which is now flagged for removal, said: Need a Job for the next 14 days (downtown vancouver) Hi, I am currently employed, but have a small 2 week mandated “vacation”. I have worked all over North America including Tampa Bay and New York, as well as a brief trial run in Television I am looking to try all the great jobs Vancouver has to offer: Ferry Captain, Weed Dealer, Lumberjack, Lululemon Model, you name it I will try it (Please no media jobs). I love dogs, hockey and screaming at idiots. I can babysit, as I often have to deal with my crybaby players. Thank you for your consideration. -John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigs Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 That's priceless. Whoever thought that up is a genius! Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aGENT Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 I think someone may be having a laugh....hmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yes we can nucks Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Maybe No. 5 Orange will hire him for a couple of weeks. He's good at making up the lineups and mixing them up when needed. He's also good at working his stars hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neversummer Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Grocery store in Pt Roberts need extra cashiers, or the many shipping companies could use a little help sorting out their package. If all fails, gas station attendant for all the Canadians going to the Point. Why not, Kesler worked at Save-On! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanIsleNuckFan Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Stanley Park walkway inspector Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalky Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Grocery store in Pt Roberts need extra cashiers, or the many shipping companies could use a little help sorting out their package. If all fails, gas station attendant for all the Canadians going to the Point. Why not, Kesler worked at Save-On! He could have a charity wrestling match with one of Gene Kiniski's sons at the Reef Tavern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebear Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Although he can't be around Canucks, it would seem that his time would be well used scouting other teams and players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raph Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 He should work in the DTES as a motivational speaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UticaHockey Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 The Comets are playing two games in Abby this weekend. I wonder if he is allowed to go there and scout the team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etsen3 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 He should work in the DTES as a motivational speaker. Was expecting the last bit to be something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavelinden Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 The Comets are playing two games in Abby this weekend. I wonder if he is allowed to go there and scout the team. That's a very good question and I wish I had the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Kneel Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I say he should go monitor pina coladas somewhere warm..come back with a clear head and a fresh perspective! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Fig Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 He can be a marshall at our golf course. "You're falling behind, you dipsh*ts." "Speed it up or you're gone. I not kidding, you'll be gone." "I don't give a sh*t if you're looking for a lost ball". "Don't be smoking that sh*t on our course. This isn't pitch and putt". "I'm waving the next group through, you guys are a bunch of dumbsh*ts". "Your day is over, get off the course. You're causing to much ****ing damage". "Hey, is that a bottle in your cart? Gimme a blast". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronalds.Kenins41 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 In all seriousness can't he get in big trouble if actually does? He is under contract with the nucks/NHL. Last thing you want is him being out longer for contract violations. I don't think it's him. This might get locked if it isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbbyNucksFan Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 In all seriousness can't he get in big trouble if actually does? He is under contract with the nucks/NHL. Last thing you want is him being out longer for contract violations. I don't think it's him. This might get locked if it isn't. Although he can't be around Canucks, it would seem that his time would be well used scouting other teams and players. :picard: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THERETOOL Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I think he should work at subway .. he's so awesome, he could turn the straightest dudes 6 inch into a foot long ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronalds.Kenins41 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 :picard: Let me finish this once and for all :picard: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
touchable Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I think he should work at subway .. he's so awesome, he could turn the straightest dudes 6 inch into a foot long ... Um what? For free or would it cost $3? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THERETOOL Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Let me finish this once and for all :picard: haha !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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