Goat James Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 So me and a friend were out drinking in a city I don't live in (Stockholm, I live im Uppsala). Both of us are 19, turning 20 this year. I got really, really drunk, could barely walk, and he picked up this "girl". The "girl" was ~55 years old, and had a nice apartment downtown (we're born 1994, she said that she had kids born '91 and '94, siiiiiiick). Anyways, I got to sleep on the couch and they're sleeping in her bedroom. The thing is that I've woken up (it's 8:20 am) and I can't sleep anymore, so WTF do I do??? I've tried texting my friend's phone, but it's in the room I'm sleeping in for some reason... Edit: I ALSO FORGOT MY HEADPHONES AT MY FRIEND'S HOUSE, SO I CAN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edit no. 2: Idiots! Stop commenting on Sweden and help me out!!!! Can I wake him/them up!??? #itseasytotrashtalkcanada Link to comment
Broccoli Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Drink more...wake up to a surprise tomorrow Link to comment
The Hornet Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 It's simple: Keep drinking! Link to comment
ShakyWalton Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 So me and a friend were out drinking in a city I don't live in (Stockholm, I live im Uppsala). If I was out drinking in Stockholm Im pretty sure I could find something to do...now if you were out drinking in Spuzzum you may have a problem. Link to comment
Silfverberg Snipes Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 I heard of these rare phenotypes which reside in the Stockholm area called 'Swedish twins'. If you could get your hands on a pair of those then ... Link to comment
Goat James Posted March 1, 2014 Author Share Posted March 1, 2014 I heard of these rare phenotypes which reside in the Stockholm area called 'Swedish twins'. If you could get your hands on a pair of those then ... 1) the twins are from Örnsköldsvik, like six hours by car from Stockholm. 2) I had sex three times yesterday, so don't feel like doing all the work required to pick someone up, 3) it's 8:26 am. Link to comment
Broccoli Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Sweeedish twinnnz fuuuuuukccck yeay Link to comment
Broccoli Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 1) the twins are from Örnsköldsvik, like six hours by car from Stockholm. 2) I had sex three times yesterday, so don't feel like doing all the work required to pick someone up, 3) it's 8:26 am. So, charter a jet and get them in like 30 minutes, yo Link to comment
Goat James Posted March 1, 2014 Author Share Posted March 1, 2014 55? How drunk did he have to be for that? Both of us were super drunk, but I think that the main thing was the merit of having had sex with someone who was more than twice his age... Link to comment
Goat James Posted March 1, 2014 Author Share Posted March 1, 2014 COULD SOMEONE GIVE ME ANY ADVICE?!? Stop commenting on the fact that I'm Swedish and help me out!!!!! #idiotcanadians #itseasytotrashtalkcanada Link to comment
ShakyWalton Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 COULD SOMEONE GIVE ME ANY ADVICE?!? Stop commenting on the fact that I'm Swedish and help me out!!!!! #idiotcanadians #itseasytotrashtalkcanada We are idiot Canadians and you cant even figure out what to do..I suggest watching a replay of the Olympic Gold medal hockey game. Link to comment
Goat James Posted March 1, 2014 Author Share Posted March 1, 2014 Transit+McMuffdive=win I hate and love you at the same time <3 Link to comment
-AJ- Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Just stop drinking and you'll never be in these situations. Link to comment
Herberts Vasiljevs Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Drunk CDC posts are the tits son. Link to comment
BeefcakeBo Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 I'd just go bang on the door and yell at them to wake the F up. Then you can leave with your friend. Otherwise your gonna have to sit around all awkward like till her kids get up. Link to comment
Merely Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Sounds like a wild night, wake your friend up! Lol i'm posting this on reddit. Link to comment
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