Ehlers Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 "Dumbest question you've ever been asked?" I kid I kid, probably this one : Who're the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Link to comment
Dr.Strangelove Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 "Which way do I place this Claymore ?" Also "Where can I find Master Sgt. Ramen" Link to comment
BanTSN Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Will the Leafs make the playoffs this season?Have you got change for the bus?Do you think TSN and the CBC have ban-worthy hockey coverage?Isn't Sepultura better without Max?Who do you think you are?Why do you think ZZ Top is the most awesome band ever?What are you doing here?Isn't Darren Dreger smart? He seems smart to me. Isn't he to you?Why don't you take a hike? Link to comment
Herberts Vasiljevs Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 How old was Grandma when she was 10? Link to comment
73 Percent Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 in what way does the media favor the leafs? how does miedia bias help the leafs? should I face this beforeu engage the center? (that onenis work related but trust menits absolutely absurd) Link to comment
canuckfan_21 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Isn't Darren Dreger smart? He seems smart to me. Isn't he to you? Do I know you? I actually find Dreger and McKenzie both pretty informative (that is compared to most other hockey "experts" on tv.) Link to comment
DefensivePlay Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 When I clearly work at target, dressed in red and khaki, got a damn name tag, people still ask me if I work there Link to comment
g_bassi13 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 There's been quite a few, hold on... Okay, the one that takes the cake is a student I was tutoring in grade 12 level physics but then I had to start to from the basics when he had a lightbulb turn on in his head and he asked, "Wait a sec, time is really just gravity isn't it? Damn, why you gotta make it so complicated yo. And velocity is just how fast time falls." "Uh, how does time fall [student's name]?" "Well, when you drop a ball from the cliff and crap and its accelerating at 9.8 m/s^2 that means time is slow if you're the ball right?" No words. Forget what he said before, based on his last sentence, you shouldn't have started him at the basics, so much as you should have moved him ahead, with his understanding of General Relativity. Link to comment
Ghostsof1915 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Not the question but the answer I got. I had a very cute co-worker years ago. I wanted to get to know her a bit more. Me: "What's your favourite type of music?" Her: "I don't like music..." Me devastated, and incredulous. I asked her friend if this was true, she said yes, she hated music. Never talked with her again. She's the only person I've ever met that hated music. Music for me is the food of life. Link to comment
Ghostsof1915 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Forget what he said before, based on his last sentence, you shouldn't have started him at the basics, so much as you should have moved him ahead, with his understanding of General Relativity. That's ok. There was an instructor at Kwantlen that tried to explain for each and every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. He illustrated this by saying if you're on a rocket, and you threw bricks from the back end of the rocket you'd move forward... Wouldn't just saying "rocket engine exhaust goes that way, rocket moves the opposite direction."? Link to comment
canucks155 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 This question... lol, i couldn't resist Link to comment
LostViking Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 While playing my guitar... "Isn't it hard to play that backwards?" "I'm left handed" "Wow, you must be good to play guitar backwards" "Its a left handed guitar" "Still, its completely in reverse, thats crazy, it must be so much harder to play that way" "Its the exact same, except lefties use lefty guitars and righties use righty guitars" "But its backwards, isn't that harder?" Link to comment
CRAZY_4_NAZZY Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 I was partnered with a girl for science class She asked me "what is an index?"....while her science book was opened to the index Link to comment
Grapefruits Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 While playing my guitar... "Isn't it hard to play that backwards?" "I'm left handed" "Wow, you must be good to play guitar backwards" "Its a left handed guitar" "Still, its completely in reverse, thats crazy, it must be so much harder to play that way" "Its the exact same, except lefties use lefty guitars and righties use righty guitars" "But its backwards, isn't that harder?" I'm left handed, I feel the pain of this one, LOL! Link to comment
Piggy Bank Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 Can i suck you cock? - mom Link to comment
Ghostsof1915 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 I'm left handed, I feel the pain of this one, LOL! Remember Left Handed people are the only ones in the right state of mind. Link to comment
ilduce39 Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 There's been quite a few, hold on... Okay, the one that takes the cake is a student I was tutoring in grade 12 level physics but then I had to start to from the basics when he had a lightbulb turn on in his head and he asked, "Wait a sec, time is really just gravity isn't it? Damn, why you gotta make it so complicated yo. And velocity is just how fast time falls." "Uh, how does time fall [student's name]?" "Well, when you drop a ball from the cliff and crap and its accelerating at 9.8 m/s^2 that means time is slow if you're the ball right?" No words. If I say "Wait... what?" do I have him beat? Link to comment
Baka Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 You can't get pregnant if you have unprotected sex in a pool because the water gets up there and the chlorine kills the sperm, right? Link to comment
nuckin_futz Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 One time when I was in high school I went home for lunch. On my way back I would pass this massive green hedge. It was like 6 feet high and 3 feet deep. As I was passing by a guy stumbled out of the hedge and came to a stop right in front of my path. He was dressed fairly nicely but looked completely dazed and out of it. He looked up at me and asked "What year is it?" True story. Link to comment
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