DylanA Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Just to bring some humour in these dark times, here is a post I saw someone put on the Canucks' Facebook page. We can hope that Reinhart falls down to 6th overall, and Ekblad falls to the second round so we can pick him up.After that we can trade Ryan Kesler, Markstrom, Mathias + 4 rounder for Anaheim's 10th overall and Corey Perry. We then trade Anaheim's first rounder, Yan Suave, and a third for Ryan Kesler and the lower first round draft pick.We make another trade, sending our 3rd, 5th, 6th, 7th and Connata for Anaheim's 10th overall. We trade that for Martin St. Louis and a 2nd. We trade Kesler, St. Louis, Corey Perry Landeskog and J.S. Giguere.Since Edmonton is desperate for a goalie, we will trade them J.S. Giguere for RNH, Eberle and a 2015 1st rounder. We will then trade RNH and 2 second rounders (one from 2015) for Ryan Kesler and Corey Perry.Then this is our line up.Eberle-Kesler-PerryLandeskog/Sedin-Sedin-Jensen Booth/Landeskog-Gaunce/Horvat-KassianRichardson-Lain-HansenEkblad-EdlerHamhuis-JuiceStanton-TanevLunqvist (He will be bought out and we will sign him)LackWe can rebuild in just one off season very easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRussianRocket. Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Edit: not at you. At the guy who posted it lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuckle Dude Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Just to bring some humour in these dark times, here is a post I saw someone put on the Canucks' Facebook page. We can hope that Reinhart falls down to 6th overall, and Ekblad falls to the second round so we can pick him up.After that we can trade Ryan Kesler, Markstrom, Mathias + 4 rounder for Anaheim's 10th overall and Corey Perry. We then trade Anaheim's first rounder, Yan Suave, and a third for Ryan Kesler and the lower first round draft pick.We make another trade, sending our 3rd, 5th, 6th, 7th and Connata for Anaheim's 10th overall. We trade that for Martin St. Louis and a 2nd. We trade Kesler, St. Louis, Corey Perry Landeskog and J.S. Giguere.Since Edmonton is desperate for a goalie, we will trade them J.S. Giguere for RNH, Eberle and a 2015 1st rounder. We will then trade RNH and 2 second rounders (one from 2015) for Ryan Kesler and Corey Perry.Then this is our line up.Eberle-Kesler-PerryLandeskog/Sedin-Sedin-Jensen Booth/Landeskog-Gaunce/Horvat-KassianRichardson-Lain-HansenEkblad-EdlerHamhuis-JuiceStanton-TanevLunqvist (He will be bought out and we will sign him)LackWe can rebuild in just one off season very easily. I stopped reading when I saw Kesler for Perry since that'll never happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Burrows 14 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Nice rebuild. I'm down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madness Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canucks155 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Wtf did I just read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuckin_futz Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Wtf did I just read. I lost track of how many times we traded Kesler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Marchand Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 No point in trying to make sense of this garbage. This makes Cucumber's proposals look good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goalie13 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 My favourite part was Giguere for RNH, Eberle and a 1st. He makes being a GM look so easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blömqvist Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 I lost track of how many times we traded Kesler. Same!!! I'm using more energy trying to figure out the player movements in this proposal than actually studying for my finals. #ridethecurve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drive-By Body Pierce Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Cocaine is a helluva drug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonecoldstevebernier Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AV. Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Linden must have hired a GM with compromising photos of everybody in the NHL for this larceny to happen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanCityCanuck14 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Seemed legit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grapefruits Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Just to bring some humour in these dark times, here is a post I saw someone put on the Canucks' Facebook page. We can hope that Reinhart falls down to 6th overall, and Ekblad falls to the second round so we can pick him up.After that we can trade Ryan Kesler, Markstrom, Mathias + 4 rounder for Anaheim's 10th overall and Corey Perry. We then trade Anaheim's first rounder, Yan Suave, and a third for Ryan Kesler and the lower first round draft pick.We make another trade, sending our 3rd, 5th, 6th, 7th and Connata for Anaheim's 10th overall. We trade that for Martin St. Louis and a 2nd. We trade Kesler, St. Louis, Corey Perry Landeskog and J.S. Giguere.Since Edmonton is desperate for a goalie, we will trade them J.S. Giguere for RNH, Eberle and a 2015 1st rounder. We will then trade RNH and 2 second rounders (one from 2015) for Ryan Kesler and Corey Perry.Then this is our line up.Eberle-Kesler-PerryLandeskog/Sedin-Sedin-Jensen Booth/Landeskog-Gaunce/Horvat-KassianRichardson-Lain-HansenEkblad-EdlerHamhuis-JuiceStanton-TanevLunqvist (He will be bought out and we will sign him)LackWe can rebuild in just one off season very easily. Under what was this posted on their facebook page? I'd love to read other peoples comments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanCityCanuck14 Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Trading Kesler 5+ times, Giguere for Eberle, RNH, 1ST as well as acquiring Perry for nothing. Seems legit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AV. Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 MacT gonna MacT "But he won the 07 Stanley Cup." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R3aL Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Just to bring some humour in these dark times, here is a post I saw someone put on the Canucks' Facebook page. We can hope that Reinhart falls down to 6th overall, and Ekblad falls to the second round so we can pick him up. After that we can trade Ryan Kesler, Markstrom, Mathias + 4 rounder for Anaheim's 10th overall and Corey Perry. We then trade Anaheim's first rounder, Yan Suave, and a third for Ryan Kesler and the lower first round draft pick. We make another trade, sending our 3rd, 5th, 6th, 7th and Connata for Anaheim's 10th overall. We trade that for Martin St. Louis and a 2nd. We trade Kesler, St. Louis, Corey Perry Landeskog and J.S. Giguere. Since Edmonton is desperate for a goalie, we will trade them J.S. Giguere for RNH, Eberle and a 2015 1st rounder. We will then trade RNH and 2 second rounders (one from 2015) for Ryan Kesler and Corey Perry. Then this is our line up. Eberle-Kesler-Perry Landeskog/Sedin-Sedin-Jensen Booth/Landeskog-Gaunce/Horvat-Kassian Richardson-Lain-Hansen Ekblad-Edler Hamhuis-Juice Stanton-Tanev Lunqvist (He will be bought out and we will sign him) Lack We can rebuild in just one off season very easily. Waaz thiz Mike Gilliz planzz!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newsflash Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 We can rebuild in just one off season very easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outsiders Posted April 17, 2014 Share Posted April 17, 2014 I don't think Kesler would waive to come back to us after being traded 4 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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