nux4lyfe Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 <National Report>In a controversial move by the Catholic church, Pope Francis has come out in vocal support of RFID Chip technologies and the extraordinary potential they hold for mankind. The outrage stems from a belief held by many Evangelicals, Fundamentalists and Catholics, that RFID implants are the Mark Of The Beast, spoken about in their Holy Book’s chapter regarding the end of the world. During the Pontiff’s weekly general address, he spoke to the crowd about his view on the RFID technology, and assured his many followers that no spiritual harm can come from receiving an RFID implant. “We have examined the scriptures thoroughly, and I can conclusively say that there’s nothing to indicate that RFID Chips are Satanic in anyway. If anything, these devices are a blessing from God himself, bestowed upon humanity to solve many of the world’s ills.” He went onto urge his devotees to be open minded in this era where brilliant new technological advancements are being made everyday. The Bishop of Rome explained to those in attendance his excitement over making RFID implantation a mandatory procedure for all employees and residents of the Vatican. Last month, NBC predicted that by 2017, every American will own a RFID implant. Not surprising, considering humanities ever increasing reliance on technology. With the advent of products like Google Glass, the merging of Man and Machine inches closer each day. Widespread implantation of the RFID chip would be an enormous and historic leap into that glorious, utopian future. Late last year the citizens of Hanna, Wyoming helped to beta test RFID implantation. Everyone residing in the small town carries an RFID device between the skin of their thumb and forefinger, using it both as an ID and a method for paying for goods and services. Towns members state that the opinion of the RFID is overwhelmingly positive, and are proud to be the first Americans to have received the implant. Several aspects of modern society can be improved with the implementation of RFID technology. Crimes such as kidnapping and identity theft would cease to exist. In medical emergencies where the patient is incapacitated, doctors can find life saving information by scanning the individual’s RFID chip, and for those people who love shopping, you’ll never have to carry money that can be stolen, or debt cards that can be lost; Now your entire banking information is literally in the palm of you hand. With the Pope’s endorsement and blessing, interest in RFID implantation is sure to see a wider acceptance from members of the church. This could, hopefully, be the push that this agenda needs to gain household recognition. - See more at: http://nationalreport.net/pope-francis-public-support-rfid-chip-implantation/#sthash.oCQBHsaR.dpuf http://nationalreport.net/pope-francis-public-support-rfid-chip-implantation/ ....Just a matter of time before they try and force it on all of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley2051 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Wow by 2017, that is crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostsof1915 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Isn't it the sign of the end of days when the Pope allies with the devil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etsen3 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 The article is clearly a joke. A quick look around the website reveals articles such as "Obama announces plans for a 3rd term presidential run" and "Solar panels drain the sun's energy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortorella's Rant Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 C'mon Frank. RFID chips, baptizing aliens.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuktravella Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Rfid chips. That never going in me not a chance in hell why would u even consider that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Guys, National Report is a satirical news site... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VICanucksfan5551 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Guys, National Report is a satirical news site... Guarantee you this ends up being sourced on countless conspiracy sites regardless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tearloch7 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Two words .. "Agnus Dei" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Guys, National Report is a satirical news site... http://wafflesatnoon.com/pope-francis-supporting-rfid-chip/ Bananamash has it right. Is Pope Francis Supporting RFID Chip Implantation? Posted on May 21, 2014 by waffles in Hoaxes & Rumors // 0 Comments An article circulating on social media claims that Pope Francis has expressed support for the implantation of RFID chips. Is this true or false? S The article is fake. Let’s first take a look at what is being claimed. The article was published by National Report, a satirical website. The official-sounding article begins: In a controversial move by the Catholic church, Pope Francis has come out in vocal support of RFID Chip technologies and the extraordinary potential they hold for mankind. The story includes links to various RFID-related articles to lend credibility to the false report, such as an NBC story about the future of personal identification. About National Report National Report has a disclaimer which states that the website produces satirical content. The disclaimer – which has been removed on several occasions – reads: *DISCLAIMER: National Report is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within National Report are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental . The views expressed by writers on this site are theirs alone and are not reflective of the fine journalistic and editorial integrity of National Report. Advice given is NOT to be construed as professional. If you are in need of professional help (and you may be if you are on this page), please consult a professional. National Report is intended for a mature audience and not for children under the age of 18. Bottom Line The story that Pope Francis has expressed support for the implantation of RFID chips is not true. It was published by a website which produces satire and fake news. Pope Francis has made no such statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Money Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Isn't it the sign of the end of days when the Pope allies with the devil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Mac Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Oh hell nah, the only chips that are going inside me are potato chips na'mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peaches5 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 If my memory is correct Hitler and the Pope did not get a long and he knew that he could not go against the Pope, in terms of exterminating the Jews. I believe the Pope even called Hitler out and told him that he couldn't do what he was doing so he created concentration camps and would show videos of the Jews doing horrible things to each other and looking like degenerates in order to make Germans believe that they had to be killed and to take the power away from the Pope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostsof1915 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avelanch Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 from the same people that told us that solar panels sap the sun of it's energy which will prematurely cause it to burn out http://nationalreport.net/solar-panels-drain-suns-energy-experts-say/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddhas Hand Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 If my memory is correct Hitler and the Pope did not get a long and he knew that he could not go against the Pope, in terms of exterminating the Jews. I believe the Pope even called Hitler out and told him that he couldn't do what he was doing so he created concentration camps and would show videos of the Jews doing horrible things to each other and looking like degenerates in order to make Germans believe that they had to be killed and to take the power away from the Pope. Your memory is incorrect , the Pope and Millions of german catholics did nothing to stop Hitler murdering 6,000,000 people. You should do some research on the Reichskonkordat , the deal Hitler made with those POS in the Vatican. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offensive Threat Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 If my memory is correct Hitler and the Pope did not get a long and he knew that he could not go against the Pope, in terms of exterminating the Jews. I believe the Pope even called Hitler out and told him that he couldn't do what he was doing so he created concentration camps and would show videos of the Jews doing horrible things to each other and looking like degenerates in order to make Germans believe that they had to be killed and to take the power away from the Pope. Most Germans and most likely the Pope did not know about the "Final solution" until the camps were liberated like most everyone else. The only information they had was on the news and in the papers and that was completely controlled. They sure couldnt Google it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddhas Hand Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Most Germans and most likely the Pope did not know about the "Final solution" until the camps were liberated like most everyone else. The only information they had was on the news and in the papers and that was completely controlled. They sure couldnt Google it. First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist. Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out--Because I was not a Trade Unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out--Because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me. Martin Niemoller I suggest your read Martins Book Über die deutsche Schuld, Not und Hoffnung ,published in English as Of Guilt and Hope, his point was that Germans--in particular, he believed, the leaders of the Protestant churches--had been complicit through their silence in the Nazi imprisonment, persecution, and murder of millions of people. One of my friends whose Family lived in Holland during WW2 were hiding Jews in their House from 1940 onwards. To suggest that no one knew what was going on in the camps till after they were liberated is just plain BS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimayo Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Most Germans and most likely the Pope did not know about the "Final solution" until the camps were liberated like most everyone else. The only information they had was on the news and in the papers and that was completely controlled. They sure couldnt Google it. Yes, I totally believe the people who supported Richard the Lionheart torturning jews for giggles didn't know what hitler was doing. Only the religious could blind themselves so much from reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Ambien Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 If they ever wanted to sell these, would be a piece of take by making 'em tailored to social media nuts who want to upload every time they're taking a ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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